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Der Sworn > what do slaves do?
Luigi Thirty > pick cotton
Der Sworn > i ment in the game
Luigi Thirty > pick space cotton
HerrFaul > i love being a carebear again
HerrFaul > i didn't really just write that did i?
HerrFaul > I'm so ashamed of myself
HerrFaul > :(
Arvald > YAAAARRRRR
Arvald > YORU RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME MORE ERECT
<HellGremlin> Feels like a lemonade enema administered orally by Jesus with a twisty straw
[Speaking of channels in EVE]
Max Horkheimer > Sometimes you are not sure whether you're playing EVE, or you just have a very expensive version of mIRC.
(Alasse) during carebear periods, I mine a little whilst I'm at work
<Prophetguru> u there?
<Prophetguru> s0rry but the 000's my n0rmal 0 key is brke. c0ke in my keyb0ard
<Prophetguru> just leave me a yay 0r nay here when u can. thanks
<Prophetguru> w0w i l00k like a 4 yr 0ld typing. :/
Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Frozenfoxy > Oh wow. "134 tonnes of Marijuana burnt in Mexico"
Andreus Ixiris > Jesus fuck, are they trying to get a blue whale high or something?
Amiwata > I'll lend my services as a PVP trainer for a hooker and a kilo of blow.
Amiwata > Specifically a redhead hooker with a firecrotch if you get my drift.
Amiwata >I likez'em spicy.
Yudraciell Zroc > my wife saw that and said i play with wackos
Amiwata > She should realise that you play with borderline mental patients if she thinks that was wacko.
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