<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Admrl Cain > Ever notice the only chicks that bitch about women showing too much skin are almost always ugly as fuck?
Yeneferr > im a hot, horny, 18 year old girl, i like dancing and sex :) wanna go mining with me? x
Amy Homolak > since we are having such a hard time getting an office down here, i think we should build that station and have an office then
Augin Soric > heh
Augin Soric > "fuck you guys, were making our own station"!
Kofoburu > yea!
Augin Soric > "with hookers...and blackjack!"
Augin Soric > "know what? forget the blackjack!"
Augin Soric > heh
Augin Soric > "fuck you guys, were making our own station"!
Kofoburu > yea!
Augin Soric > "with hookers...and blackjack!"
Augin Soric > "know what? forget the blackjack!"
Triple Entendre > So with the new BCs, does that mean I have a reason to make a salvage ship and call it Dead Naga Storage?
Mighty Term > waves to beef
Casfe > beef doesnt wave back, its cold, meaty stare burns like fire into the back of MT's neck
Casfe > beef doesnt wave back, its cold, meaty stare burns like fire into the back of MT's neck
Till Lindemann > you can't fly throat anyway :D
Thokia > I don't know - the cockpit in a throat is pretty deep. :D
Thokia > I don't know - the cockpit in a throat is pretty deep. :D
Yorlock > britain was thinking of making an aircraft carrier for the north sea sea out of iceblocks
Shadow XII > ... ice blocks?
Eirikur Ignitaga > it would be quicker and probably cheaper to build it out of steel
Shadow XII > Planes have engines. Engines produce exhaust. Exhaust is hot.
Shadow XII > Look at your runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the plane
Shadow XII > Look again
Shadow XII > <i>Your runway is now water.</i>
Shadow XII > Anything is possible when you build your runway out of steel and not ice.
Shadow XII > I'm on a horse.
Shadow XII > ... ice blocks?
Eirikur Ignitaga > it would be quicker and probably cheaper to build it out of steel
Shadow XII > Planes have engines. Engines produce exhaust. Exhaust is hot.
Shadow XII > Look at your runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the plane
Shadow XII > Look again
Shadow XII > <i>Your runway is now water.</i>
Shadow XII > Anything is possible when you build your runway out of steel and not ice.
Shadow XII > I'm on a horse.
* Icarus clones himself. Clone kills Icarus. Clone is now known as Icarus
<+sica> :<
<+CiFera> Technicly Icarus just masturbated.
<+sica> :<
<+CiFera> Technicly Icarus just masturbated.