<Tibor> shit man dont know what the hell i have done to my right nut
<Molle> i stole it
<Abs_yarr> haha
<WolfgangH> Its locked away in a jar
<Tibor> no i deff still got it it is killing me
<Coupokov> MOLLETHEIF
<Molle> thats your left nut
<Tibor> think i twisted it in the night
<Molle> trying to run away as well
<Tibor> that would explain it
<Molle> i stole it
<Abs_yarr> haha
<WolfgangH> Its locked away in a jar
<Tibor> no i deff still got it it is killing me
<Coupokov> MOLLETHEIF
<Molle> thats your left nut
<Tibor> think i twisted it in the night
<Molle> trying to run away as well
<Tibor> that would explain it
John Cadenza > I hate it when im about to salvage a minmatar wreck and it starts shooting back
Weeka > we have to find a way to turn stupidity into energy
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
Dirk Fallows > Weeka, I have a solution
Dirk Fallows > burn the stupid for energy
Weeka > Dirk Global warming would become a serious issue
Gavinex9 > i need an oven inside my desk.
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?
Hao Chan> whats a good pirate ship?
Mandrake Seriya> Hao: The Jolly Roger.
Mandrake Seriya> Hao: The Jolly Roger.
Valerie Valate > what're the odds that patch notes for incarna 1.0.1 will have something like: "wearing a skirt no longer prevents fitting weapons to ships" or some other complete wtf ?
Panda God > Chribba, does your wallet actually display an ISK count anymore, or just it just come up as 'YOU CAN AFFORD IT'?
Chribba > CCP changed it to "GO FOR PURCHASE!" and "NO LUCK CAREBEAR"
Chribba > CCP changed it to "GO FOR PURCHASE!" and "NO LUCK CAREBEAR"
Vladimir Kozyrev > dramius says if you make us your friend he will get on his knees for you
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Sky Hunter > any bad guys around?
Lucus Ranger > yes meh!
Lucus Ranger > I'm an original bad boy
Sky Hunter > i meant the bad ones
Sky Hunter > not pinky fluffy ones
Lucus Ranger > ohhhh
Lucus Ranger > sry :(
Sky Hunter > YA!
Sky Hunter > You better be
Lucus Ranger > You want to come spanky me?
Lucus Ranger > :P
wierchas noobhunter > i will come lucus
Lucus Ranger > :O
Basilii > i will join
Lucus Ranger > damnit.. this is going to turn into a gangbang
Basilii > oh yess
Lucus Ranger > aw well at least I have my titan
Lucus Ranger > :D
Basilii > lol
Sky Hunter > titan gang bang, NEW! EVE Pr0n Edition! Only in AAA! Starring: LUCUS THE PINKY!
Lucus Ranger > yes meh!
Lucus Ranger > I'm an original bad boy
Sky Hunter > i meant the bad ones
Sky Hunter > not pinky fluffy ones
Lucus Ranger > ohhhh
Lucus Ranger > sry :(
Sky Hunter > YA!
Sky Hunter > You better be
Lucus Ranger > You want to come spanky me?
Lucus Ranger > :P
wierchas noobhunter > i will come lucus
Lucus Ranger > :O
Basilii > i will join
Lucus Ranger > damnit.. this is going to turn into a gangbang
Basilii > oh yess
Lucus Ranger > aw well at least I have my titan
Lucus Ranger > :D
Basilii > lol
Sky Hunter > titan gang bang, NEW! EVE Pr0n Edition! Only in AAA! Starring: LUCUS THE PINKY!
Katrina Oniseki > I have a dedicated ultra fast solid state RAID setup for my porn folders, so I can watch a fat chick getting railed by three robotic dildo machines in high definition 2160p at 200 FPS in 3D smellovision.
Katrina Oniseki > On a four monitor setup. with 9.2 surrpound sound.
Katrina Oniseki > in a vibration chair
Katrina Oniseki > FORCE FEEDBACK.
Katrina Oniseki > On a four monitor setup. with 9.2 surrpound sound.
Katrina Oniseki > in a vibration chair
Katrina Oniseki > FORCE FEEDBACK.