Cathandra > <url=showinfo:13267//645963103>Janitor</url>
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
<LuigiThirty> the stephen colbert portrait finally sold
<LuigiThirty> $50,605
<Sokhar> wait
<Sokhar> portrait?
<LuigiThirty> Sokhar: they sold the portrait hanging over the fireplace of him standing in front of his fireplace on ebay for charity
<Sokhar> the one he had behind him during interviews
<LuigiThirty> it's going to be replaced by a portrait of him standing in front of a portrait of him standing in front of a fireplace
<Sokhar> AHAHAHAHAHA
<LuigiThirty> I think that's the point, yes
<LuigiThirty> $50,605
<Sokhar> wait
<Sokhar> portrait?
<LuigiThirty> Sokhar: they sold the portrait hanging over the fireplace of him standing in front of his fireplace on ebay for charity
<Sokhar> the one he had behind him during interviews
<LuigiThirty> it's going to be replaced by a portrait of him standing in front of a portrait of him standing in front of a fireplace
<Sokhar> AHAHAHAHAHA
<LuigiThirty> I think that's the point, yes
* DJ_Beer unzips his pants "Need a refill?"
Kufan'ni > oh god i need d'leon's burritos right now
Kufan'ni > sorry i have no idea why fishsmell reminded me i needed mexican foodKufan'ni > and i swear if you omgrawr this.... well i'll have to sober up before i decide what i'll do
Kufan'ni > sorry i have no idea why fishsmell reminded me i needed mexican foodKufan'ni > and i swear if you omgrawr this.... well i'll have to sober up before i decide what i'll do
An Anarchyyt > How did I read 270 Euros per month as 900 Euros per month?
PhoenixDawn > Inflational Vision?
PhoenixDawn > Seeing everything as bigger than it really is? It's a male condition, I've been told.
PhoenixDawn > Inflational Vision?
PhoenixDawn > Seeing everything as bigger than it really is? It's a male condition, I've been told.
Allistair Forsyth > hello sir, how may i be of service to you?
Zubix Ru > нах иди гондон.
Allistair Forsyth > sir, your keyboard appears to be broken, its emitting jibberish
Zubix Ru > нах иди гондон.
Allistair Forsyth > sir, your keyboard appears to be broken, its emitting jibberish
Theo Samaritan > i just realised something
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Monev> Sometimes i think of putting my eve corps on my Resume.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Screaming Blade > Get this, i was in a POS bash once and peaches goes "Hey hun..WHOA WTF..ohh thats nice..." and then the sound of bed squeaking and the like...i heard him yell doomsday...
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Waci > You don't fap while missioning
Waci > You're supposed to save that for large fleet ops
Waci > You're supposed to save that for large fleet ops