Sirine vonBek > what has your logistical analysis shown you so far?
Azia Burgi > we'd save money if we increased the MOQ to 10 for all accounts
Sirine vonBek > bibble
Azia Burgi > minimum order qty
Sirine vonBek > ahh
Sirine vonBek > sadly all i thought of was monthly ore quota
Sirine vonBek > :s
Azia Burgi > we'd save money if we increased the MOQ to 10 for all accounts
Sirine vonBek > bibble
Azia Burgi > minimum order qty
Sirine vonBek > ahh
Sirine vonBek > sadly all i thought of was monthly ore quota
Sirine vonBek > :s
Arklan1 > *blink* ok, the chornicles have had an effect on me. i just found myself thinking "i could finish the mission without killing these ships... but, eh fuck it." and then had a pang of guilt.
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
Targie McRed > im a "shoot me, i suck" speicalist
Wheatloaf69 > Any money going spare got expensive stupid fitting
Wheatloaf69 > please
Wheatloaf69 > pretty please
DataMaster > I think I have quarter so you can call the "whaaaamulance"
Wheatloaf69 > please
Wheatloaf69 > pretty please
DataMaster > I think I have quarter so you can call the "whaaaamulance"
Wacoede > hey baba
baba Oreilly > hey waco, whats up
Wacoede > not much
baba Oreilly > i had an exciting day toxday :)
Wacoede > yeah ?
baba Oreilly > basically a girl ran away from home, dad thought it was to see me, was very pissed
Wacoede > oh dear
baba Oreilly > of course, the girl just got her license and is 4 years younger than me, and 3000 minles away :)
Wacoede > well if she just got her license couldn't she be coming to see you
baba Oreilly > yea... she called her parents like 20 min ago *phew* now the police dont need to camp my house
Wacoede > lol gate camps eh get'em every where
baba Oreilly > hey waco, whats up
Wacoede > not much
baba Oreilly > i had an exciting day toxday :)
Wacoede > yeah ?
baba Oreilly > basically a girl ran away from home, dad thought it was to see me, was very pissed
Wacoede > oh dear
baba Oreilly > of course, the girl just got her license and is 4 years younger than me, and 3000 minles away :)
Wacoede > well if she just got her license couldn't she be coming to see you
baba Oreilly > yea... she called her parents like 20 min ago *phew* now the police dont need to camp my house
Wacoede > lol gate camps eh get'em every where
X3S > and I take slaves into my rehab.
Jamow Beck > and do what kinds of experiments on them, X3S
X3S > I let them live free.
X3S > I also help them escape the bondage of living life as a slave.
Jamow Beck > How many ya got?
DisturbdGuy > if you have an asian one, i'll take it
Sebastian DeBoer > you'll take it where?
DisturbdGuy > don't ask man...
Sebastian DeBoer > lol
X3S > the population of fleshtopia is 2769
DisturbdGuy > ok
X3S > working on getting more.
Jamow Beck > Are they all stacked on top of eachother?
DisturbdGuy > could be interesting...
Detrevni > slave orgy what?
X3S > yes
X3S > I got some janiters in there too,
Detrevni > and some marines in case things get too rowdy?
Sebastian DeBoer > or incase things dont get roudy enough...
DisturbdGuy > i feel bad for the janitors...so many fluids....SO MANY FLUIDS!!!!!
Jamow Beck > and do what kinds of experiments on them, X3S
X3S > I let them live free.
X3S > I also help them escape the bondage of living life as a slave.
Jamow Beck > How many ya got?
DisturbdGuy > if you have an asian one, i'll take it
Sebastian DeBoer > you'll take it where?
DisturbdGuy > don't ask man...
Sebastian DeBoer > lol
X3S > the population of fleshtopia is 2769
DisturbdGuy > ok
X3S > working on getting more.
Jamow Beck > Are they all stacked on top of eachother?
DisturbdGuy > could be interesting...
Detrevni > slave orgy what?
X3S > yes
X3S > I got some janiters in there too,
Detrevni > and some marines in case things get too rowdy?
Sebastian DeBoer > or incase things dont get roudy enough...
DisturbdGuy > i feel bad for the janitors...so many fluids....SO MANY FLUIDS!!!!!
Noobie1 > Have you seen those minmatar ships?"
Noobie2 > "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to fuck off....
Noobie2 > "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to fuck off....
sartorii > in eve no one can hear you scream.. as sound tend to lag, driver conflicts are rampant and most vets have them disabled anyway
<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."