Nofonno > there is another way
Nofonno > ask a minmatar
Nofonno > ...duct tape! :D
Kiera Algehn > lol
Kiera Algehn > "Capt'n! The forward hull's breached!" ... "Damn it Lt. I told you we needed four rolls of tape, not three!"
Nofonno > "break the glass and get the emergency chewing gum immediately, private!"
Nofonno > "work those jaws, men!"
Nofonno > ask a minmatar
Nofonno > ...duct tape! :D
Kiera Algehn > lol
Kiera Algehn > "Capt'n! The forward hull's breached!" ... "Damn it Lt. I told you we needed four rolls of tape, not three!"
Nofonno > "break the glass and get the emergency chewing gum immediately, private!"
Nofonno > "work those jaws, men!"
CelestialWanderer > how stupid is this i need to go out to get some cash so i dont have to go out and get something to eat and pay someone to bring it to me
Ginger Magician > u dont know who i am do methinks
Nox Stringfellow > with a bounty like that i dont think your important :P
Nox Stringfellow > with a bounty like that i dont think your important :P
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
<Wrangler> http://boners.com/grub/792030.html <--is this near you as well? if so, gimme address plz
Fusaiyuki > I just kill them and rape them
Flux Rom > in that order?
Flux Rom > in that order?
Six Alpha > nope.... I have SOME suicidal tendencies, but not that much. I have advanced smack talk resistance to level 5 ^^
*Corvynus randomly sticks his finger in Marcus Vi's ear
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
Dragy > why not mine =P ?
Dragy > i'm the phoenix !
Dragy > after all =P
*Corvynus looks oddly at Dragy and sticks his finger hesitantly into Dragy's ear
Dragy > KABOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragy > i'm reborn !
* Illastra ponders...
<Kanin> I can handle 3 screens while mining or ratting, not enough going on, but drop two of them into a POS and the framerate will go downhill at an alarming rate. Fuck CCP :colbert:
<Randolph> Starmap mode + overview targeting? It'll be just like mudding!<Kanin> It is dark outside the POS. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
<Randolph> You see here: A Nyx named Glory to BoB. Twenty HACs.
<Kanin> > pew pew nyx
<Kanin> < Your modules are already attempting to activate. Please wait.
<Randolph> Let's see if I remember... "The Nyx screams, 'BANZAI! DEATH TO THE UNBELEIVER!'"
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Randolph> YOU are DYING! Flee?
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF. You are dead.
<Kanin> > Warp Pod
<Kanin> < Command "Warp" not available when you are in a station.
<Randolph> Would You Like Your Possessions Identified? [Y|N|Q]
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<traaaf|Lenid> > Petition
<Randolph> What would you like Petitioned?
<Kanin> < [GM Sunshine] > The server logs show nothing. Petition denied.
<Randolph> You don't see that here.
<traaaf|Lenid> > escalate
<Randolph> I don't recognize the command "Escalate."
<NaidiremAh`pla> threadnaught
<Randolph> *** FUCK GOONS ***
<Kanin> < Your account has been banned [FUCK GOONS]. Thank you for playing EVE Online!
<Randolph> Starmap mode + overview targeting? It'll be just like mudding!<Kanin> It is dark outside the POS. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
<Randolph> You see here: A Nyx named Glory to BoB. Twenty HACs.
<Kanin> > pew pew nyx
<Kanin> < Your modules are already attempting to activate. Please wait.
<Randolph> Let's see if I remember... "The Nyx screams, 'BANZAI! DEATH TO THE UNBELEIVER!'"
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Randolph> YOU are DYING! Flee?
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF. You are dead.
<Kanin> > Warp Pod
<Kanin> < Command "Warp" not available when you are in a station.
<Randolph> Would You Like Your Possessions Identified? [Y|N|Q]
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<traaaf|Lenid> > Petition
<Randolph> What would you like Petitioned?
<Kanin> < [GM Sunshine] > The server logs show nothing. Petition denied.
<Randolph> You don't see that here.
<traaaf|Lenid> > escalate
<Randolph> I don't recognize the command "Escalate."
<NaidiremAh`pla> threadnaught
<Randolph> *** FUCK GOONS ***
<Kanin> < Your account has been banned [FUCK GOONS]. Thank you for playing EVE Online!
Tr4xx > You on TS?
Tr4xx > Ooh new Raven
Tr4XX > The ship could not be insured because of the following reason: The ship is currently insured by Chi Prime. Please wait for the contract to void, or repackage the ship.
Chi Prime > I'm in MLM channel
Chi Prime > yeh, repackage it
Chi Prime > or let it be as it is until you are safely in h-w
Tr4XX > oh god
Tr4XX > wrong button..
Shayla Sh'inlux > Tr4xx's on a roll
Tr4XX > im such ass i cant believe it
Tr4XX > i reprocsessed it
Tr4xx > Ooh new Raven
Tr4XX > The ship could not be insured because of the following reason: The ship is currently insured by Chi Prime. Please wait for the contract to void, or repackage the ship.
Chi Prime > I'm in MLM channel
Chi Prime > yeh, repackage it
Chi Prime > or let it be as it is until you are safely in h-w
Tr4XX > oh god
Tr4XX > wrong button..
Shayla Sh'inlux > Tr4xx's on a roll
Tr4XX > im such ass i cant believe it
Tr4XX > i reprocsessed it