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Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Xavier: condor is a meany
DJCondor|work: yes, yes i am.
Xavier: and he smells
Xavier: really bad!!!!
DJCondor|work: like a man, as opposed to having the scent of sissybitch
Xavier: pwned :(
* DJCondor|work pokes Xavier
Xavier: i use sissybitch bodywash
Xavier: i can't help it :(
Tomski Ruslav help pls
Tomski Ruslav i am tackled in my mining boat
Tomski Ruslav by an npc and I forgot drones
Tomski Ruslav > so embarrasing
Lord Droverson > hey renee you an alt?
Renee Zeitza > yeah, Cia's
Blade Montana > damn alt's :)
Tharamis > all these damn alt annoy me
Renee Zeitza > hehe
Lord Droverson > fucking alts
Lord Droverson > hehe
CiaCheCait > XD
CiaCheCait > anyone wanna buy a 21.9% cargo expander?
Tharamis > only me here
Tharamis > hehe
Tharamis > but no
CiaCheCait > ahh, jackass talking dirt about alts. . .<sigh>
CiaCheCait > =P
Tharamis > :)
Sku1ly > i look quite hot half naked in the mirror
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!
<@Ztrain> That's just awesom
<@Ztrain> I had to explain to a kid that they were banned from the premasis and if I see them again I'll call the cops and charge them with tresspassing.
<@Ztrain> The kid responded with I don't care if I get arrested.
<@Ztrain> My response,"sweet!!! Neither do I!"
<@Havocide`> Ztrain u should have shot him like a true american would
<@Ztrain> I didn't have my cross bow on me or the temptation would have been there.
<@Ztrain> No it's a little chick and her two friends.
<@Ztrain> I refer to them as prostatots.
<@Havocide`> o.o
<@Ztrain> Little hookers in the making.
<@Havocide`> i got it
Captian Midnight > I had a biiit too much sugar before bed that night. But certianly not as weird as being told that I was found sleep walking half naked looking for a Chinese Nuclear Missile Silo in my bathroom...THAT was strange
Jocca Quinn > its like .. do I want to stick my hand in this basket of cobra's
Komisches > i keep being told that MH is full of pirates, but i haven't seen any...yet
Mr Evilbadnasty > oh man
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
Rat Hick > hey wait . adult content is against the eula zomg !
Rat Hick > everything is against the eula we're all doomed !
Sonicboom182 > yep true
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > adult content?? 90 fecking percent of eve are over 20 yyears old ffs
Sonicboom182 > im only 18
Bambule > rofl!!!
Sonicboom182 > im from Australia so when i turned 18 everything is legal
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > poor sheep
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