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Khellias> SerraTsunami named her ship the 'Silver Fuzzler'.
Khellias> Is it just me, or does that sound like some kind of firework that's supposed to be baned in 98.5% of the world?
TUFFELSACK > SV....u coming out
Ty Frisco > of what?
Stargate Voyager > Not yet - My family dont like gays
Marko Debreault > I kept telling people to align to warp and make sure they werent going to bonk other people today
Marko Debreault > and for some reason the brits thought that was funny
Marko Debreault > "bonking" doesnt mean the same thing to them as it does to us I think
<@Superbeast> mega's suck.
<@Kurenin> non
<@Kurenin> BS suck
<@Superbeast> lemme finish the rest for you Kurenin
<@Superbeast> HACS SUCK
<@Superbeast> SHIPS SUCK
<@Superbeast> EVE SUCKS
<@Superbeast> I HATE LIFE
Scorpio Dantes > Jon! You malodorous little pervert! I thought I smelled you here!
Scorpio Dantes > What, is your tongue stuck in Gosok's ear? Talk to me baby!
Atandros > I'm not quite sure that's the right orifice, Scorpio.
Scorpio Dantes > I know Atandros, but there are children present!
<The Hooded Claw> Arggh you bloody stippers, there is no ore left in this system to mine!
<Psycho Doughboy> I'm not a stripper, I'm a miner.
Ryoken > Yeah so guess what?
Jillian > What?
Ryoken > MY girl friend dumped me -_-
Jillian > Awwww im sorry, how come?
Ryoken > Because I say baby to my Apoc more then I say it to her.
Jillian > Your ganna let this game cross over into your life if you dont stop playing it soon
Ryoken > It already has, Now im just waiting to get fired, they don't know I have Eve installed on the server at work.
Jillian > Really?
Ryoken > Yeah, its amazing how nice Eve runs on a Dual Xeon machine with a T1, you would wet yourself
Jillian > uhhhh, how about no
Ryoken > lol, mabey not wet i meant blowyour mind.
Jillian > O gawd
Ryoken > What?
Jillian > Nothing, (men)
Par'Gellen > I'm buried under cans
Par'Gellen > in a diffrent context that would be a good thing
Reachok > lol
Par'Gellen > my death fantasy actually
G FLY > stfu pirat
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Treelox > well u know sometimes u need to bring the mountain to mohammad
Omber Zombie > awesome, i'm jesus - lets rap :)
Treelox > allah akbar
Omber Zombie > peace be with you
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