Rhamnousia i'd shag a dev for a fed megat... preferbly a chick dev, really. but at that point i dont think i'd have standard left to consider. or moral for that matter.
Lachrymal > oh noes sylph!
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
FIRST GENERAL > well, I'm in an apoc, in a pos, and cannot jump into a shuttle :P
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
Nirvy > <--mining n0b
fire 59 > logonski?
Gobbins > eh?
Gobbins > we used this exploit called, a gate
Gobbins > eh?
Gobbins > we used this exploit called, a gate
MrLeap > and just today I gave a newb money to buy a destroyer
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
<Sivona> who the hell is this dj?
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<RobSteel|ER_UBER_Supporter> lol it's Busko
<RobSteel|ER_UBER_Supporter> I wanna know what he's been smoking and where I can get some
<NeoThermic|ER_Supporter> he's been smoking doby
<RobSteel|ER_UBER_Supporter> O.o
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<RobSteel|ER_UBER_Supporter> lol it's Busko
<RobSteel|ER_UBER_Supporter> I wanna know what he's been smoking and where I can get some
<NeoThermic|ER_Supporter> he's been smoking doby
<RobSteel|ER_UBER_Supporter> O.o
Shadow XII > But remember the phrase to use when someone has a problem with you
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.
Rhys Onasi > [18:53:22] Kyle Weaver > necro foreplay is abit stiff at first
Rhys Onasi > ah, milita chat, full of such great and important thoughts...
Rhys Onasi > ah, milita chat, full of such great and important thoughts...
Haric > A Caldari and an Amarr are sitting at a table in a pub when a young boy walks past outside. "Wouldn't you love to screw him?" Asks the Amarr. "Out of what?" Asks the Caldari.