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Otaku Jedi > just got married, so that kinda thinking has been deleted from mah brain ^^
Tiberius Dresari > Get the kinky shit overwith now, she won't want it later.
Dante Nferno > Of course, everyone's definition of kinky is different
Avalis Drevan > seriously, filling her drone bay is totally different than filling her cargo bay
haav0c > /emote whistles tunelessly
Endo Scrote > lo Haav
haav0c > o/
XennoX268 > Gratz on the kill haav
XennoX268 > :P
haav0c > >.>
haav0c > i sense a slight mocking
XennoX268 > Wait, why are you all of a sudden blue to me?
haav0c > we're best friends forever?
XennoX268 > It certainly looks that way >.>
haav0c > awesome.
haav0c > give me ur stuff.
XennoX268 > :/
XennoX268 > /emote gives haav0c a boot up the ass
haav0c > that's one of the worst places to get a boot!
haav0c > i thought we were friends!
XennoX268 > You didn't specify what stuff
XennoX268 > So I gave you the only stuff I had, and decided to give it to you in the cliched form
haav0c > i don't like you as my new friend =(
Bartul > I went to my first crawfish boil this past summer
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
Max Flame > Im gonna go stick my sausage on their bbq
Sirilius > you gonna get that little weener bitten, dont wanna lose couple more inches
<Levin> 4 of you need to give me your snowballs and launchers
<Levin> i am going to construct the ultimate wintertime war machine
<Levin> the snowberus
Azia Burgi > in the UK you are only allowed to say you are a civil servant, you can't say for which department or what your access is
Ned Hamford > thats no fun Aradia
Azia Burgi > aradia isn't here
Ned Hamford > err, Azia
Azia Burgi > ....
Amara Westen > o.O
Azia Burgi > i think i know why ned's relationship broke now...
Ned Hamford > I'm going on vacation with Aradia next week
Azia Burgi > you called out "azia" while having sex didn't you?
Ned Hamford > hah
Tobin Shalim > that's not so bad. one time, i called this girl "mom"
Ixtlilton > was it your mom?
Azia Burgi > awkward
Tobin Shalim > no
Theo Samaritan > AWWWWWWWWWW FUCK
Martineski > what
Theo Samaritan > i bought a shadow control tower, flew all the way to jita to pick it up (19 jumps) flew all the way back, almost crapped myself twice because of gankers on gates
Theo Samaritan > only to leave the fucking thing at jita
<&NTRabbit> !challenge Rhaegar
<@griefbot> ntrabbit has challenged rhaegar in a battle of stamina
<@griefbot> Both contestants step outside
<@griefbot> ntrabbit Breakdances
<@griefbot> ntrabbit is victorious. rhaegar's lewzer clock is set to 5m, 0s.
<@Rhaegar> !challenge NTRabbit
<@griefbot> rhaegar: Lewzers are not allowed to challenge. rhaegar's lewzer clock has been reset from 4m, 46s to 5m, 0s.
<@Rhaegar> I see.
<&NTRabbit> hahaha
* @griefbot has quit IRC ([storm.coldfront.net] Local kill by Rhaegar (WHOS THE LEWZER NOW?))
<Kayosoni> OMG
<Kayosoni> OFF TOPIC
<Kayosoni> BAN YOURSELVES.
<[BH]Darkage> sssh
<[BH]Darkage> meh mebe not
<[STAR]Faolchu> off topic meh
* Wrangler bans Kayosoni
<[BH]Darkage> nn everyone
* [BH]Darkage wonders if wrangler has 'ban' as a highlight
<[BH]Darkage> :D
<[STAR]Faolchu> course he does
<[STAR]Faolchu> its normally followed by a pron addy
* Mephysto is now known as Mephysto|zzz
<Wrangler> no, I have "wrangler" as highlight.. [11:54:21pm] (+[STAR]Faolchu) No wonder, i knew you talked to wrangler too much
<Wrangler> smartass
<[STAR]Faolchu> Kieron didnt give you a cookie i see
<Wrangler> nah, I sneak in and steal 'em behind his back nowadays
<Wrangler> can't trust that cheap guy to give 'em to me
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
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