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<@Dafuzz> and, I can get 5 mining lasers on the deimos!
Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
Lord Meltdown > hi, me n my buddies were talking, and were all wondering if the girls in eve are after dicks or breaking them?
Helicity Boson > classy.
Kyle Langdon > nice
Lord Meltdown > hey its an open poll
Arukemos > Quick! Somebody help me build him a bridge!
Lord Meltdown > lol
5corch > hello!
Lord Meltdown > seriously, 5corch = buddy
Lord Meltdown > dick or no ladies?
5corch > lol i think thye are planning our murder
Lord Meltdown > lol
Lord Meltdown > i can get my gay friend in here to if you'd feel more comfterable telling him
Helicity Boson > you probably have a few minutes till shae notices
EVE System > Lord Meltdown was kicked from the channel by Shae Tiann. Effective until 2010.02.06 03:45:24, Reason: "We like dicks, but not yours.".
Helicity Boson > and then kicks you ^^
Iwa Otabenu > little slow tonight work is hammering me
ariatetheys > oh dear. what do you do, to be hammered?
Nikolai Vodkov > he works at a hammer factory as the test subject
Fader Bane > basically take tyrrax and make him retarded, and speaking italian and you have krall
Logan Feynman > What we need here is a designated village idiot - someone to break the ice when everyone is silent
Logan Feynman > and once again, I will have to do it until we find the right man for that job ...
Jaytric Deiter > i like boobs
Logan Feynman > thank you, kind man, you got the job
Calexis Atredies > hmmm what cookies is BoB selling today?
Calexis Atredies > i bet the girl scouts are raising money for a new titan or somthing...
Sofia Roseburn > A Titan? In their pants?
Cheese999 > /emote likes girl scouts
Calexis Atredies > so err... what flavour have they brought us this time... those AXE thin mints were a bit miff
Infinity sh0ck > a new flavor. it tastes like a cross between 'stfu' and 'cut off your fingers'
Calexis Atredies > that doesnt sound very tasty
Infinity sh0ck > doesnt matter how it tastes. try it.
Calexis Atredies > a cookie by any other name tastes just as yummy
Infinity sh0ck > ill give you 5isk if you never type anything ever again
Foskolas > lmao
Calexis Atredies > wow youre rather rude
Trey Azagthoth > Eris
Trey Azagthoth > hows my ISD application coming along?
LoxyRider > i cant see it in the pile trey
LoxyRider > shit wrong char :|
Atom HeartMother > /emote just thought about doing the same
Trey Azagthoth > lol Loxy
dsfadaeaeeee > Descarte
Descarte Starsong > yeah?
dsfadaeaeeee > a beautiful face
Azia Burgi > why is an isk spammer talking to you?
Descarte Starsong > O.o;
Bobbith > looks like you've pulled
Descarte Starsong > I don't know...
Carlo Curiosus > rofl
Azia Burgi > desc and the spammer in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ;)
Descarte Starsong > I need mind bleach now XD
Bobbith > carefull not to get any on your beautiful face!
Descarte Starsong > Shuddup >_<
Sah Phyre > yeah, I'll petition the Moscow fire for my DC as well while I'm at it
Kyoko Sakoda > Get a Chimera, it's a water freighter, it should help you with your Moscow fire
Sah Phyre > unfortunately the fact that it carries water doesn't change the fact that the only way it can help is by crashing into the planet
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