Sion Tharna > Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Ryuki > yeah. u and what mothership?
Deadeye Dave > My Retribution transforms into a mothership
Deadeye Dave > Ofcourse
Irias Salo > lol
Irias Salo > thats no spaceship
Irias Salo > thats a transformer
Deadeye Dave > It also transforms into a kettle
Deadeye Dave > My Retribution transforms into a mothership
Deadeye Dave > Ofcourse
Irias Salo > lol
Irias Salo > thats no spaceship
Irias Salo > thats a transformer
Deadeye Dave > It also transforms into a kettle
Chode Rizoum > i pretty much hate you all
2Shae > fuck you chode you moddy bastard
2Shae > dont play eve when its that time of the month, you ruin it for us all
Arthur Guinness > get your own script im the only omnicist in fzn
Chode Rizoum > its not my fault
Chode Rizoum > i lost my rapier today
Chode Rizoum > and it made me emo
Arthur Guinness > big gay bear :P
2Shae > someone change chodes title to "i lost my ship today and it made me emo"
Chode Rizoum > do that and die
Chode Rizoum > /emote cleans corp hangar
2Shae > fuck you chode you moddy bastard
2Shae > dont play eve when its that time of the month, you ruin it for us all
Arthur Guinness > get your own script im the only omnicist in fzn
Chode Rizoum > its not my fault
Chode Rizoum > i lost my rapier today
Chode Rizoum > and it made me emo
Arthur Guinness > big gay bear :P
2Shae > someone change chodes title to "i lost my ship today and it made me emo"
Chode Rizoum > do that and die
Chode Rizoum > /emote cleans corp hangar
Lord's Servant > I know some women who are cock mAnglers. .
link1984 > i mostly know cock teasers
The Stampede > yeah bitches that are like "ill be REAL grateful if you help me with this, or do that for me" right, can i get a dicktickle first?
link1984 > rofl
Leonid Brezhnev > hehe
Micheal Dietrich > "You were a great guy for getting stabbed on my behalf last night"
Micheal Dietrich > Fuck you bitch
link1984 > i mostly know cock teasers
The Stampede > yeah bitches that are like "ill be REAL grateful if you help me with this, or do that for me" right, can i get a dicktickle first?
link1984 > rofl
Leonid Brezhnev > hehe
Micheal Dietrich > "You were a great guy for getting stabbed on my behalf last night"
Micheal Dietrich > Fuck you bitch
Daranad > in which slot does one fit his rubber girlfriend?
Tiberu Stundrif > its a high slot.. always on top
Tiberu Stundrif > uses way too much CPU though... hence why I offline it and use it as a heatsink while overheating
Tiberu Stundrif > its a high slot.. always on top
Tiberu Stundrif > uses way too much CPU though... hence why I offline it and use it as a heatsink while overheating
Larz63 > 1 MC 2 Systems out, ship unknown.
Cabadrin > O RLY?!
Tenk Arrdun > One in local too :)
Larz63 > the bastages!
Cabadrin > O RLY?!
Tenk Arrdun > One in local too :)
Larz63 > the bastages!
Krile > i love uy gyus
sakana > cya krile :P
Tran Quility > lol... night m8
Krile > exit
sakana > hehe
Krile > logout
Krile > fuck fuck fuck
Krile > quit
Krile > wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tran Quility > ctrl Q
Tran Quility > 8-)
sakana > cya krile :P
Tran Quility > lol... night m8
Krile > exit
sakana > hehe
Krile > logout
Krile > fuck fuck fuck
Krile > quit
Krile > wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tran Quility > ctrl Q
Tran Quility > 8-)
Yoinx > i should work for a suicide hotline
Yoinx > *ring ring"
Yoinx > "Hi, I think I'm gonna kill myself."
Yoinx > "no you're not."
Yoinx > "How do you know?"
Yoinx > "Cuz the gun isnt making you mumble. Noob."
Yoinx > *click*
Yoinx > *ring ring"
Yoinx > "Hi, I think I'm gonna kill myself."
Yoinx > "no you're not."
Yoinx > "How do you know?"
Yoinx > "Cuz the gun isnt making you mumble. Noob."
Yoinx > *click*
Azia Burgi > hey duran!
Durandal Strauss > yo=ha!
Durandal Strauss > dont tell me your STILL on here?
Azia Burgi > i left and went to work for 4 hours
Azia Burgi > and i've had a bath
Durandal Strauss > 4h of mining? gah!
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > i wish
Azia Burgi > 4hours of constant order taking
Azia Burgi > i logged into my phone at 17:30, had a queue of 20 ish until 2100
Durandal Strauss > thats why I love my job. the only bits of customer we get I get to slice into little bits with sharp blades.
Durandal Strauss > yo=ha!
Durandal Strauss > dont tell me your STILL on here?
Azia Burgi > i left and went to work for 4 hours
Azia Burgi > and i've had a bath
Durandal Strauss > 4h of mining? gah!
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > i wish
Azia Burgi > 4hours of constant order taking
Azia Burgi > i logged into my phone at 17:30, had a queue of 20 ish until 2100
Durandal Strauss > thats why I love my job. the only bits of customer we get I get to slice into little bits with sharp blades.