Lord Warlock > HEY look the dimwit of the year award just lit up
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Reachok > 2007.01.31 03:08:15 Combat Your attempts to kick the dog are met by solid oak table inflicting uber damage in your old ass knee, resulting in lingering pain and no ill effects to the dog.
Siren Shiva > Is there any such thing as a sexy ship? I dont think I've seen one yet
John Quicksilver > geddon!
Ander > Thorax is sexey
juduzz > never seen a ranis or deimos?
Constantine Arcanum > Yep, sexeh.
Siren Shiva > Hmmm, if I did I probably didnt know what they are.
Constantine Arcanum > I once saw a rax called 7" vibrator. truestory.
Siren Shiva > I saw a Bestower called 'Yellow Submarine', I thought it was cute
John Quicksilver > geddon!
Ander > Thorax is sexey
juduzz > never seen a ranis or deimos?
Constantine Arcanum > Yep, sexeh.
Siren Shiva > Hmmm, if I did I probably didnt know what they are.
Constantine Arcanum > I once saw a rax called 7" vibrator. truestory.
Siren Shiva > I saw a Bestower called 'Yellow Submarine', I thought it was cute
Talking about Pimp my Ride:
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Kaelali Teran > It's why I like flying a Daredevil, really.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
sugarXsugar > aparently, while veldspar won't attack you when you try to mine it, a battleship will...
Siddy > and i suspekt that you havent had sex for a while
Siddy > so i forgive you, for now
Siddy > so i forgive you, for now
Odysseus Polyphemus > I'd like to buy a cerberus, please.
Jim Steelle > wouldn't you like to know how much they are first? :P
Odysseus Polyphemus > It says that they're 250M, but I'd like to negotiate that down to 240, if possible.
Jim Steelle > deal
Odysseus Polyphemus > Then, I shall intiate a trade window.
(Odysseus Polyphemus offers 240K ISK)
Jim Steelle > you appear to be missing a few zeros
Odysseus Polyphemus > You appear to be missing a Cerberus.
Jim Steelle > wouldn't you like to know how much they are first? :P
Odysseus Polyphemus > It says that they're 250M, but I'd like to negotiate that down to 240, if possible.
Jim Steelle > deal
Odysseus Polyphemus > Then, I shall intiate a trade window.
(Odysseus Polyphemus offers 240K ISK)
Jim Steelle > you appear to be missing a few zeros
Odysseus Polyphemus > You appear to be missing a Cerberus.
James Zizorn > anyone on that can email a megathron quote?
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
Cat1977 > put explosive hard on
Jacob Etienne > you have an explosive hardon?
Jacob Etienne > jesus
Jacob Etienne > you have an explosive hardon?
Jacob Etienne > jesus