Jenesa > So I said forget it, I'm not going to sleep with you. Not until you get that strange rash looked at.
Jenesa > ahh crap
Jenesa > wrong channel sorry
Prime Continuous > I was gonna say
Kaemik > Hello there!!!
Jenesa > ahh crap
Jenesa > wrong channel sorry
Prime Continuous > I was gonna say
Kaemik > Hello there!!!
<awox> PenguinOfDoom got webbed by a t1 fit drake :D
<awox> stasis webifier I uh oh
<awox> hahahaha :)
<PenguinOfDoom> :(
<PenguinOfDoom> he shotted me up in three volleys, with MWD running
<PenguinOfDoom> and that's perfectly fine
<PenguinOfDoom> but then I bubbled my own pod :/
<awox> stasis webifier I uh oh
<awox> hahahaha :)
<PenguinOfDoom> :(
<PenguinOfDoom> he shotted me up in three volleys, with MWD running
<PenguinOfDoom> and that's perfectly fine
<PenguinOfDoom> but then I bubbled my own pod :/
CopeLand > omg im afk, oprah on TV
Azia Burgi > hey dimi! how was siberia?
Azia Burgi > i learnt some russian while you where away
Azia Burgi > я не говорю русский
Azia Burgi > wadda ya think?
Zoukanix > Oo
Packtu'sa > Azia is an RA spy!! :-o
Azia Burgi > i learnt one phrase and now i'm a russian spy?
Packtu'sa > okay maybe not...
Azia Burgi > i learnt some russian while you where away
Azia Burgi > я не говорю русский
Azia Burgi > wadda ya think?
Zoukanix > Oo
Packtu'sa > Azia is an RA spy!! :-o
Azia Burgi > i learnt one phrase and now i'm a russian spy?
Packtu'sa > okay maybe not...
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
cloot > my brother said to me the other day...."it's summer...go check out the graphics outside" :)
<tamber> it takes me about 10mins to have sex
<tamber> out of those 10mins, i spend atleast 7 minutes undressing and dancing
<tamber> and then probably a minute or two crying afterwards
<tamber> out of those 10mins, i spend atleast 7 minutes undressing and dancing
<tamber> and then probably a minute or two crying afterwards
* Haffa forgot how emote works
* Twiglet twat
* Jed Nerrin reminds him.
Twiglet > oops
* Twiglet hangs head in shame as gag backfires
Haffa > lol
Haffa > you spanner
* Twiglet twat
* Jed Nerrin reminds him.
Twiglet > oops
* Twiglet hangs head in shame as gag backfires
Haffa > lol
Haffa > you spanner
Debes Sparre > Hate the commute to work. I work in the bad part of town.
Debes Sparre > And I have to go through where there's known gang violence.
Debes Sparre > I do carry protection, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Debes Sparre > But four 150s won't break the tank of a Typhoon, yaknow. :|
Debes Sparre > And I have to go through where there's known gang violence.
Debes Sparre > I do carry protection, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Debes Sparre > But four 150s won't break the tank of a Typhoon, yaknow. :|
<nali> here is a fun game
<nali> go into an Apple store with some friends
<nali> and browse and loiter
<nali> and then
<nali> have a visible and audible breakdown about how you aren't cool or trendy enough for the Apple products
<nali> and run out of the store crying
<nali> go into an Apple store with some friends
<nali> and browse and loiter
<nali> and then
<nali> have a visible and audible breakdown about how you aren't cool or trendy enough for the Apple products
<nali> and run out of the store crying