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<+Seraphina> I've seen roundabouts straighter than I am. >.<
Spacial Vix > Shikaku : remember yesterday when I said that the condor was going slower...I think now that I was reading 8 as 9 in the dark, so its fine...it goes 909 m/s
Shikaku > lol
Shikaku > i thought you were the first person who managed to web himself
Uri Maximov > There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
it would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
Scordaf > Can someone explain to me when loose became lose?
Scordaf > All I farken read this days is loose this and loose that.
Scordaf > It makes me want to emorage.
AdmiralDovolski > it makes me loose my mind
Scordaf > Exactly
Scordaf > WAIT WTF
Scordaf > OMG
Hue Jorgon > i heard your player name used to be "thelong187" but ccp got proof it was a lie
Hue Jorgon > and changed it
thelung187 > the devs were intimidated
Dust Angel > Jade, please continue to strangle yourself with your dilusions.
Tatsue Nuko > I just opened a bottle of Cognac
Tatsue Nuko > You know what to expect. >.>
The Cosmopolite > Cognac-flavoured cock?
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Lallante > Letting non PvP Corps into the CA is a bit like letting a Vegan into a meat-appreciation society
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...
Rauk Bascha > u ARE gay
Spacemann Spliff > u ARE stupid
icey > u are tacos
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