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Princess Beefcurtains > you know they brought out flavoured love lube recently right? for rim love
Princess Beefcurtains > now when someone says a girl's got a sweet ass, they might be right
Ieya > wtf?
Ieya > apparently norad have been tracking santa
Azia Burgi > yeah
Azia Burgi > they do it every year
Yellow9 CPC > I'll start worrying if they scramble him.
Ieya > or if they shoot him down
Yellow9 CPC > I suppose if they claim that it would be worse.
Ieya > or if they claim that his sleigh has been hijacked by terrorists
Yellow9 CPC > Meh, they probably would do that.
Yellow9 CPC > claim it that is.
Ieya > /emote imagines the story on fox news
Ieya > *** SANTA ALERT ELEVATED ***
Yellow9 CPC > To, let me guesss.... Red?
Sanka Cofie > if you were still with rillaz that never would have happened... and we could still make out in the hangar like in the olden days. now i'm forced to make out with boosted. and he's a bad kisser.
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > omfg
TreXXON Junior > groos
TreXXON Junior > gross
Tityana > wot is, your mother snogging?
Maxx Guillotine > tmi sanka
TreXXON Junior > no him making out with boosted
Tityana > ahh, boosted an sanke go way back, ive seen em do worse
TreXXON Junior > i can handle you snogging shagging or whatever
Itachi XIII >
u poor child
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > the abuse i have to put up with
Knuck > atan do you ever sleep dude :p
Atandros > Sleep is counter-revolutionary!
Mrtickle > can you get post traumatic stress from being on goons TS?
Karr Meyn > I wish you all the best mate. You are by far the best CEO I've seen in a MMO.
Scaflock > aww shucks :)
Karr Meyn > it's only the truth, nothing more, nothing less.
Scaflock > but thankyou, I actualy really enjoyed it too - but it's always down to the people in the group. The starlancers made it easy to be a good ceo :)
Karr Meyn > yeah, a damn good corp, at the end of the day.
Argors > =)
Scaflock > we don't have to do a group hug or anything do we? ;)
Karr Meyn > as you wish, we very well could ;)
Argors > o/
Karr Meyn > hehe
Argors > ready
Karr Meyn > ready too :)
Scaflock > :)
Karr Meyn > ok, let's consider it done, we're men ffs ;)
Rewt ed > one time we were on vent and we were talking about going shopping in jita, and some dude is like no go to dodixie prices are cheaper, and his girlfriend was like OMFG you talk to dudes on the internet about shopping?
<Dalmont_Delantee> www.anywebcam.com Ktan :P
<codetrap> I was surfing that website once.. anywebcam.. clicked on a cam and be damned if I didn't see my cousin
<codetrap> It wasn't good.
Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Wision > not to ruin your day ,... but tell me how to make Eve Voice select my Backpanel Mic port instead of my front panel mic port and ill come speak with
namelessclone01 > turn your comp case 180 degrees
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