Lyris Nairn > What do you have against spreadsheets? Are you afraid you might catch "the accountability"?
Dilligafmofo > u couldnt beat eggs dude, maybe only ur meat
Sebasv > how old are you 11 ?
Dilligafmofo > with an excellent grasp of the english language, unlike u
Sebasv > how old are you 11 ?
Dilligafmofo > with an excellent grasp of the english language, unlike u
Icanhas Cheeseburger > The Empyrian Age! Where lasers and missiles meet... drones and duct tape!
Judas II > well they get an interview fist anyway
Shemmy > an interview fist? nice
Shemmy > "how are you today?" *punch*
Judas II > hahaha
Shemmy > "ow! I'm well thanks except for the broken nose"
Shemmy > "congrats you've passed the interview, welcome!"
Shemmy > an interview fist? nice
Shemmy > "how are you today?" *punch*
Judas II > hahaha
Shemmy > "ow! I'm well thanks except for the broken nose"
Shemmy > "congrats you've passed the interview, welcome!"
NSA Bivas > should i post the linky againe?
Admiral Goberius > which link?
NSA Bivas > the one where me and my friends dress up as pandas and ride ponys around Bucharest
Admiral Goberius > which link?
NSA Bivas > the one where me and my friends dress up as pandas and ride ponys around Bucharest
tomw > if they scan this fleet they will be like WTF
tomw > 9 bs, 2 bc, command ship and a covetor?
tomw > battle covetor ftw o/
Diergot > yarrr!! I'll handle any asteroids that jump us!
tomw > ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US
tomw > AND WE DONT HAVE A HAULER
tomw > 9 bs, 2 bc, command ship and a covetor?
tomw > battle covetor ftw o/
Diergot > yarrr!! I'll handle any asteroids that jump us!
tomw > ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US
tomw > AND WE DONT HAVE A HAULER
Aaric Jervai > jeeze
Aaric Jervai > it's like a herd of mastodon stampeding out of a tarpit
Aaric Jervai > is anyone else this laggy?
Admiral Feelgood > no
Aaric Jervai > hm
Aaric Jervai > maybe my computer is offended by my choice of clothing
Admiral Feelgood > i'm sure that's it
Aaric Jervai > yeah...my computer's gotten pretty gay over the last couple of days
Admiral Feelgood > well spyware had to get into the midget beastiality porn torrents at some point
Aaric Jervai > actually, I think it was the necrophi...shut up
Aaric Jervai > it's like a herd of mastodon stampeding out of a tarpit
Aaric Jervai > is anyone else this laggy?
Admiral Feelgood > no
Aaric Jervai > hm
Aaric Jervai > maybe my computer is offended by my choice of clothing
Admiral Feelgood > i'm sure that's it
Aaric Jervai > yeah...my computer's gotten pretty gay over the last couple of days
Admiral Feelgood > well spyware had to get into the midget beastiality porn torrents at some point
Aaric Jervai > actually, I think it was the necrophi...shut up
Jacob Etienne > no, its ok.
Jacob Etienne > some people were just born mentally f*cked up.
Test Ctrl > wtf?
Promon Delnai > i just hit myself in the face with a bouncy ball
Promon Delnai > :(
Jacob Etienne > ROFL
Jacob Etienne > see?
Samirol > lol
Samirol > awesome timing
Jacob Etienne > now promon is a prime example
Jacob Etienne > some people were just born mentally f*cked up.
Test Ctrl > wtf?
Promon Delnai > i just hit myself in the face with a bouncy ball
Promon Delnai > :(
Jacob Etienne > ROFL
Jacob Etienne > see?
Samirol > lol
Samirol > awesome timing
Jacob Etienne > now promon is a prime example
Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw