Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
<Stavros> and the lord said
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao
Zane Broohn > for some reason i hear "blasters" and i always think lasers
Yvonne Pyros > i know they share a lot of letters
Yvonne Pyros > but lasers are lasers
Darantil > Very profound Yvonne
Yvonne Pyros > ;)
Yvonne Pyros > i know they share a lot of letters
Yvonne Pyros > but lasers are lasers
Darantil > Very profound Yvonne
Yvonne Pyros > ;)
Azia Burgi > /emote is liking this PRVTR war
Azia Burgi > they leave lots of corpses and wrecks full of t2 stuff for me to steal
Devlin Fox > /emote keeps flying past lots of PRVTR pilots in empire..
Emperor paulpentine > they just camp gates and then run and hide whn you turn up in a fleet
Zoukanix > gorilla war warfar almost
Azia Burgi > gorillas are peaceful animals
Azia Burgi > you mean guerilla, surely
Devlin Fox > lol
Zoukanix > tis a valid tactic to inflict casulities whilst mimimizing your own, even if more borin and cowardly
Devlin Fox > PRVTRs probably have the IQ of gorilla's.. :)
Azia Burgi > thats degrading to gorillas
Devlin Fox > sorry
Azia Burgi > they leave lots of corpses and wrecks full of t2 stuff for me to steal
Devlin Fox > /emote keeps flying past lots of PRVTR pilots in empire..
Emperor paulpentine > they just camp gates and then run and hide whn you turn up in a fleet
Zoukanix > gorilla war warfar almost
Azia Burgi > gorillas are peaceful animals
Azia Burgi > you mean guerilla, surely
Devlin Fox > lol
Zoukanix > tis a valid tactic to inflict casulities whilst mimimizing your own, even if more borin and cowardly
Devlin Fox > PRVTRs probably have the IQ of gorilla's.. :)
Azia Burgi > thats degrading to gorillas
Devlin Fox > sorry
<Owain> my peen is twisting slightly to the left now
* Runner sets mode: -v Owain
<Runner> If your sisi account gets banned it'll be permanent. There was a topic warning 3 minutes ago, we won't been discussing your genitalia, no matter how little it is, from the topic.
* Runner sets mode: -v Owain
<Runner> If your sisi account gets banned it'll be permanent. There was a topic warning 3 minutes ago, we won't been discussing your genitalia, no matter how little it is, from the topic.
Shaloran Kalior > yeah! go me! floating in space in a ship made of paper with over 20mill or goods in the cargo bay. *sigh* I so deserve to get suicide ganked.
Discorporation > live rp. meh
Discorporation > too many egos. most of them mine.
Discorporation > too many egos. most of them mine.
CCP TomB > only down 33% ????
CCP TomB > who are the lazies??
CCP TomB > guys, here's a tip
CCP TomB > do it well instead of sucking
CCP TomB > who are the lazies??
CCP TomB > guys, here's a tip
CCP TomB > do it well instead of sucking
Davion Vrynn > Which I realize makes me a jack of all trades, but a master of none
Davion Vrynn > But since I wasn't a master of anything anyway, that shouldn't be a problem
Davion Vrynn > But since I wasn't a master of anything anyway, that shouldn't be a problem
Obsidian Hawk > i may work the plexes fast but the ladies are taken slow