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imperium_romanus: so, am i the only dude with his missile launchers in groups of 2 for exclusive whorage?
loci_sabage : you group them?
mark_artreides : you are a dude?
PyroChemist > although since coming back my wallet has grown by 2bil :)
Talosen > *cough*
Shauuri > nothing like comin back to a blinky wallet :P
PyroChemist > /emote pets zed's wallet
J'inn > If it grows when you pet it . . . it's not his wallet
KILLOR > The online dates will experience you so that you climb up levels of sexual abilities, starting as a virgin with only one known missionary position. So the game will have some kind of RPG elements.
Proton Power > lol i am downloading one :)
Proton Power > i want to kill monsters, work in a bar, and screw prositutes
Belfalas > you are in the navy already
Proton Power > yea but i dont kill monsters or work in a bar ;)
Proton Power > and the prositutes have aids anymore ;(
Danks > i broke a toe walking into my apt drunk one time
Danks > walked into a corner of a wall
Danks > that i forgot was there
duddy gilbey > at least you didnt feel it at first :p
Danks > smashed my head into it
Hoozin > Danks, have you ever considered drinking less?
duddy gilbey > ouch
Danks > went to take a piss after and i'm like what this sticky shit dripping into my eyes?
duddy gilbey > Lol, why would he drink less... danks without drinking would be like jessus without dying
Danks > wow now that's a quote
duddy gilbey > lol
Hoozin > I'm so putting that in my bio
Gomh Sabbah > why name yourself after the worst bad guys in the worst 2 seasons of the worst sci-fi show, Prior?
PriorGabriel > why because I can..........why did you call yourself a twat?
Clamn8er > I like triple shot latte's in a short cup
Clamn8er > it's like a 800 Cap Booster
Cadela Fria > The horse dildo is mine and you cant borrow it..I keep telling you
Zell Shadowcast > Furnok did you have sex with that girl yet
Furnok Dorn > no shes being exceptionally emo
Furnok Dorn > apparently some family friend died
Leo McGarry > just tell her your penis is a razor blade
Newbear > I wish they would link all weapons to 1 button instead of introducing heat
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Galitia Takur > btw, ant, we need a frig tournament
Galitia Takur > in fact, everyone, frig tournament, now
Galitia Takur > in my pants
David Goodwill > /emote has a fumble in Galitia Takurs pants
Galitia Takur > mind my titan
David Goodwill > :o
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