ChYph3r > Free ore outside the station
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
Tractor Boy > lol
Mikhel Staros > It's a trap! :)
Kyuzaki > nah he seems like a good guy
ChYph3r > why would it be a trap?
Mikhel Staros > Lot of folk will drop a can, wait for someone to take from it, and then use the ensuing criminal flag for a free kill, so I've been told.
ChYph3r > people dont do that......thats insane
Malcolm Price > oh so tempting
Mikhel Staros > Soooo, this would be the can labelled "Free Penis Enlargement" ?
Mikhel Staros > Seems legit :)
Tim Brewer > off station ?
Ivan Edard > dunno see him on d scan
SenshiMaru > you have my attention
Ivan Edard > my guess is on station
SenshiMaru > check station(s)
Tim Brewer > get eyes
SenshiMaru > whether or not i poop is determined by your reply
SenshiMaru > mission status: critical
Dhart > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > omg senshi
SenshiMaru > XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > i cant expect less from you lol
Dhart > laptop = poop and pew at same time
SenshiMaru > im actually serious, if you could please hurry that'd be great
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
SenshiMaru > i do that, but it would require me to play with touchpad
SenshiMaru > i call it 'throning'
Ivan Edard > dunno see him on d scan
SenshiMaru > you have my attention
Ivan Edard > my guess is on station
SenshiMaru > check station(s)
Tim Brewer > get eyes
SenshiMaru > whether or not i poop is determined by your reply
SenshiMaru > mission status: critical
Dhart > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > omg senshi
SenshiMaru > XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > i cant expect less from you lol
Dhart > laptop = poop and pew at same time
SenshiMaru > im actually serious, if you could please hurry that'd be great
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
SenshiMaru > i do that, but it would require me to play with touchpad
SenshiMaru > i call it 'throning'
<[ZTK]s4mp3r0r> hummmm... do you start worrying before or after your corpfurm has a serious discussion about farm animal sex ? :S
<Cena> depends on the animals involved
<Cena> depends on the animals involved
<Batolemaeus> hugry.
<Batolemaeus> bato
<Batolemaeus> hungry
<Batolemaeus> plz insert foot kth
* Ulviirala inserts foot into Batolemaeus.
<Batolemaeus> bato
<Batolemaeus> hungry
<Batolemaeus> plz insert foot kth
* Ulviirala inserts foot into Batolemaeus.
Spacechrist McCoy > Beer is a vital component in the fleet ops I take part in. ;)
ISD Dualgate > beer is best left for local, but it's off topic for help channels
ISD Dualgate > fyi, never trust a sober fc :p
ISD Dualgate > beer is best left for local, but it's off topic for help channels
ISD Dualgate > fyi, never trust a sober fc :p
Lady Altar > i am using 1400mm II and getting crap crap damage
Keta Min > i'm using dual 650 II and dmg is ok
Berneh > i'm using basic miners and wrecking every shot
Keta Min > i'm using dual 650 II and dmg is ok
Berneh > i'm using basic miners and wrecking every shot
Sacred Badger > i'm a member of the GSPA
menace ace > GSPA ?
Sacred Badger > Galactic Society for the Preservation of Asteroids
menace ace > lmao
Sacred Badger > STOP TEH SLAUGHTER
menace ace > tell me you are joking
Sacred Badger > PHILASTINE!!!!!
menace ace > Corpse
Sacred Badger > :D
menace ace > thats the last guy who tried to stop me mining
menace ace > lol
Tiuwaz > well that would be one hell of an original corp :D
Sacred Badger > we go round chaining ourselves to asteroids
menace ace > lmao
menace ace > would be a sight
Tiuwaz > i donate some trit for your noble cause ;)
tina townend > would not stop me from mining it in my barge
menace ace > lol true
Tiuwaz > well ofc i'd have to mine it first
menace ace > no me in my brut or rav
Sacred Badger > thats like donating a Fur coat to the RSPCA lol
menace ace > thats the point
Tiuwaz > ^^
Sacred Badger > you guys are sick....
Tevi > coffe machine there sucks
Tevi > slow, and dont produce any good coffee
Arwen Ariniel > coffee machines rarely do
Tevi > love the machine closest to me at work, perfect strength, and instadone
Tevi > actually i think its premade
Tevi > but its good
Tevi > and i love the machine
Tevi > want to take it with me into the printerroom to do dirty stuff
Tevi > eh
Tevi > whops
Arwen Ariniel > you remember omgrawr?
Tevi > FUCK!
Tevi > slow, and dont produce any good coffee
Arwen Ariniel > coffee machines rarely do
Tevi > love the machine closest to me at work, perfect strength, and instadone
Tevi > actually i think its premade
Tevi > but its good
Tevi > and i love the machine
Tevi > want to take it with me into the printerroom to do dirty stuff
Tevi > eh
Tevi > whops
Arwen Ariniel > you remember omgrawr?
Tevi > FUCK!
Kathryn Dougans > Eve is Sparta, we proved this the other day. Here is the reasoning
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Vir4l > FUCK I JUST WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned