Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Raistlinere > if my penis had 3 giant lasers coming out of it id be afraid
Asulox > id show it off in bars
Tarik ThunderStorm > would be a laser show every night
Tarik ThunderStorm > lighten the way into the dark beyond haha
Myriapod > then you could get into a bit of body modification and get yourself a pair of disco balls
Myriapod > to complete the experience
Asulox > yea theres a party in my pants and youre all invted !!
Asulox > id show it off in bars
Tarik ThunderStorm > would be a laser show every night
Tarik ThunderStorm > lighten the way into the dark beyond haha
Myriapod > then you could get into a bit of body modification and get yourself a pair of disco balls
Myriapod > to complete the experience
Asulox > yea theres a party in my pants and youre all invted !!
Jacob Etienne > i theorise that EVE is 90% kayo
Jacob Etienne > the rest are noobs
Jacob Etienne > who get scared of kayo and leave
Jacob Etienne > the rest are noobs
Jacob Etienne > who get scared of kayo and leave
fmercury > this is by far the toughest thing i've ever probed
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
fmercury > that's a rather unfortunate sentence i just shat out
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
Packtu'sa > I should really write an article for them or something:
Packtu'sa > "How to get a free Chimera!"
Lazerous Random > How about:
Lazerous Random > Carriers: How to get your own for free- The poor mans guide with everything from begging to blowjobs.
Lazerous Random > I like my title better
Packtu'sa > There was no begging
Packtu'sa > "How to get a free Chimera!"
Lazerous Random > How about:
Lazerous Random > Carriers: How to get your own for free- The poor mans guide with everything from begging to blowjobs.
Lazerous Random > I like my title better
Packtu'sa > There was no begging
Shadow XII > 'rolled tungsten'. Sounds like IT-guy speak for cunnilingus.
Mehtal : gummi my brothers friend lost his virginity to a male prositute in spain
Mehtal : he thought it was a woman
Rose Starshine : wow
Rose Starshine : well, I hope she taught him something, LOL
Arro Cera : cept if that happened to me i would beat the living shit out of him/her untill it had no breath
Rose Starshine : buyer beware
Mehtal : This product may contain sausage
Mehtal : he thought it was a woman
Rose Starshine : wow
Rose Starshine : well, I hope she taught him something, LOL
Arro Cera : cept if that happened to me i would beat the living shit out of him/her untill it had no breath
Rose Starshine : buyer beware
Mehtal : This product may contain sausage
Bodewhin Schwarz > This, because whn he kills it you owe me and Astro 10 bucks
TheSovietPr0duct > No you guys bet with each other. I owe you nothing lol
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Nina
Bodewhin Schwarz > No we Bet you that Surrey would kill it again
TheSovietPr0duct > I never accepted. >>'
Bodewhin Schwarz > You dont have a choice
TheSovietPr0duct > You'll have to take the money from my wallet. :P
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ok
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ill kick you and take your wallet
Captain Astro > /emote will send hash over to rough you up
Captain Astro > and turkey slap you
TheSovietPr0duct > Hash is a fattie..
Bodewhin Schwarz > Psh, hash couldnt knock a pea off a chop
TheSovietPr0duct > I'll roll him down a hill. <3
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > and a pedo
TheSovietPr0duct > Eactly. ANd Bode.. you're a femaile.. you can't kick for shit. :P
TheSovietPr0duct > UNless you get mah balls.. :
Captain Astro > make sure there are no parks n schools at the bottom fo the hill... otherwise you do him a favour
Captain Astro > ahem?
Captain Astro > isnt bode a lesbian, they can hit harder than any man
Bodewhin Schwarz > o
TheSovietPr0duct > >_>
Bodewhin Schwarz > Arent you gay Astro?
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > only on tuesdays
TheSovietPr0duct > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Thokia, you are... SO you are more a woman then I am -.-
Captain Astro > lawl
TheSovietPr0duct > And you cna't bio this because it's on Luke's account HAH!
Bodewhin Schwarz > Yes I can
TheSovietPr0duct > Do it.. I dareyou.
Bodewhin Schwarz > [09:14:40] Thokia > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
TheSovietPr0duct > HEy!
Captain Astro > o/
TheSovietPr0duct > That's cheating!
Captain Astro > win
TheSovietPr0duct > No you can't do that! <<
Bodewhin Schwarz > Well I just did?
TheSovietPr0duct > I really hate lesbians.
TheSovietPr0duct > No you guys bet with each other. I owe you nothing lol
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Nina
Bodewhin Schwarz > No we Bet you that Surrey would kill it again
TheSovietPr0duct > I never accepted. >>'
Bodewhin Schwarz > You dont have a choice
TheSovietPr0duct > You'll have to take the money from my wallet. :P
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ok
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ill kick you and take your wallet
Captain Astro > /emote will send hash over to rough you up
Captain Astro > and turkey slap you
TheSovietPr0duct > Hash is a fattie..
Bodewhin Schwarz > Psh, hash couldnt knock a pea off a chop
TheSovietPr0duct > I'll roll him down a hill. <3
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > and a pedo
TheSovietPr0duct > Eactly. ANd Bode.. you're a femaile.. you can't kick for shit. :P
TheSovietPr0duct > UNless you get mah balls.. :
Captain Astro > make sure there are no parks n schools at the bottom fo the hill... otherwise you do him a favour
Captain Astro > ahem?
Captain Astro > isnt bode a lesbian, they can hit harder than any man
Bodewhin Schwarz > o
TheSovietPr0duct > >_>
Bodewhin Schwarz > Arent you gay Astro?
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > only on tuesdays
TheSovietPr0duct > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Thokia, you are... SO you are more a woman then I am -.-
Captain Astro > lawl
TheSovietPr0duct > And you cna't bio this because it's on Luke's account HAH!
Bodewhin Schwarz > Yes I can
TheSovietPr0duct > Do it.. I dareyou.
Bodewhin Schwarz > [09:14:40] Thokia > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
TheSovietPr0duct > HEy!
Captain Astro > o/
TheSovietPr0duct > That's cheating!
Captain Astro > win
TheSovietPr0duct > No you can't do that! <<
Bodewhin Schwarz > Well I just did?
TheSovietPr0duct > I really hate lesbians.
(just after patching for Trinity)
Bruce McMoose > holy f***ing sweet thats sexy
(1 hour later)
Bruce McMoose > you know, if you play most of eve scrolled out to see the whole battlefield, eve looks exactly the same
Bruce McMoose > holy f***ing sweet thats sexy
(1 hour later)
Bruce McMoose > you know, if you play most of eve scrolled out to see the whole battlefield, eve looks exactly the same