Morwen Lagann > I'm a quasi-immortal celestial tool of destruction, and my own mother is still capable of embarrassing me. Go figure.
Gungankllr > stabs are like banging a fat chich... it's great until your friends catch you
FortunrTrip > how do i board frozen corpse ?
DALE0404 > eh?
Antion > i think that's x rated >.>
DALE0404 > eh?
Antion > i think that's x rated >.>
Nhaz > you realise that that item you just stole from that can is worth nothing to anyone but me since it was the mission objective?
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Danks > i broke a toe walking into my apt drunk one time
Danks > walked into a corner of a wall
Danks > that i forgot was there
duddy gilbey > at least you didnt feel it at first :p
Danks > smashed my head into it
Hoozin > Danks, have you ever considered drinking less?
duddy gilbey > ouch
Danks > went to take a piss after and i'm like what this sticky shit dripping into my eyes?
duddy gilbey > Lol, why would he drink less... danks without drinking would be like jessus without dying
Danks > wow now that's a quote
duddy gilbey > lol
Hoozin > I'm so putting that in my bio
Danks > walked into a corner of a wall
Danks > that i forgot was there
duddy gilbey > at least you didnt feel it at first :p
Danks > smashed my head into it
Hoozin > Danks, have you ever considered drinking less?
duddy gilbey > ouch
Danks > went to take a piss after and i'm like what this sticky shit dripping into my eyes?
duddy gilbey > Lol, why would he drink less... danks without drinking would be like jessus without dying
Danks > wow now that's a quote
duddy gilbey > lol
Hoozin > I'm so putting that in my bio
Dracorimus > fucking women... wants me to cook
Dracorimus > wrong time
Dracorimus > :|
Tamora > fucking gf want me teh cock
Tamora > brb anal ramming
DaSoul > rofl
Tamora > errr thats her ass btw
DaSoul > that titan jumpin was funny
BARF > holy shit lol
Tamora > that not a titan ;)
Dracorimus > wrong time
Dracorimus > :|
Tamora > fucking gf want me teh cock
Tamora > brb anal ramming
DaSoul > rofl
Tamora > errr thats her ass btw
DaSoul > that titan jumpin was funny
BARF > holy shit lol
Tamora > that not a titan ;)
Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
<Urban_Mongral> thats a point - enn whats the combination to the CCP big piles of cash safe ?
<Kurenin> 1337 probably UM
<enn> no, it would be something really tricky and old school
<enn> 31337
<Kurenin> 1337 probably UM
<enn> no, it would be something really tricky and old school
<enn> 31337
Cat Calico > Omen Navy Issue this one
jih chop > what is it with amarr ships?
Cat Calico > what jih
jih chop > they all look like penise
Mattias Kerensky > lol
jih chop > but they all have a clump of stuff on the side
Cat Calico > stop making fun of my ship
Mattias Kerensky > When they changed the colors on faction amarr, the plates going to black made them all look epic
jih chop > what is that?
jih chop > a wart?
jih chop > tumor?
jih chop > crab?
jih chop > what is it with amarr ships?
Cat Calico > what jih
jih chop > they all look like penise
Mattias Kerensky > lol
jih chop > but they all have a clump of stuff on the side
Cat Calico > stop making fun of my ship
Mattias Kerensky > When they changed the colors on faction amarr, the plates going to black made them all look epic
jih chop > what is that?
jih chop > a wart?
jih chop > tumor?
jih chop > crab?