<%Jokull> damn I fuxxed up now :( was trying to lock a bloody apoc in my pilgrim and was locking and locking and locking but couldnt get a bloody lock :( then realised I was cloaked and apoc warped away
Viola Xiao > nothing to shoot :(
Bard Marcus > very sad
Kesper North > planet north is blue
Kesper North > and there's nothing we can do
Kesper North > (bowie guitar solo!)
Bard Marcus > very sad
Kesper North > planet north is blue
Kesper North > and there's nothing we can do
Kesper North > (bowie guitar solo!)
Karei Seijiro > well now, that was funny...
Karei Seijiro > i just fried a paper shredder.
Karei Seijiro > and fixed it
Karei Seijiro > and then it caught on fire
Karei Seijiro > and now it's back to working....
Karei Seijiro > i don't know if i trust it though.
Karei Seijiro > i just fried a paper shredder.
Karei Seijiro > and fixed it
Karei Seijiro > and then it caught on fire
Karei Seijiro > and now it's back to working....
Karei Seijiro > i don't know if i trust it though.
Pilk > Wow, I need to get out more. I'm listening to "Sugar, We're Going Down", and one of the lines is, "I'm watching you two from the closet."
Pilk > I heard, "I'm watching YouTube from the closet."
Pilk > I heard, "I'm watching YouTube from the closet."
<Manfred> fleet combat is very similar to gang rape after a few drinks. Lots of fun for them but for you takes a damned long time and leaves you very sore when you get your senses back together
<Dr. Doom> you have a way with metaphors, my friend...
<P E T E> do you feel like a shower afterwards?
<Dr. Doom> you have a way with metaphors, my friend...
<P E T E> do you feel like a shower afterwards?
Daniel Jackson > cause in eve i actualy get to talk to people and share my feelings about with
Cerryh > This RL thing sucks, no ingame support.
KSUDruid > i collect megathongs..
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
Cass Dyson > ive got ships in places I don't remember
Marduk Jerak > nice lol
jih chop > I'm not surprised, I'm sure you find all sorts of interesting things at your high colonic apointments
Marduk Jerak > nice lol
jih chop > I'm not surprised, I'm sure you find all sorts of interesting things at your high colonic apointments