Lyticus > I don't get it, the carebears get a "Ships destroyed" and "Pod kills" figure on the map, so why dont us pirates get a "Roids popped" and "Npcs chained" ?? where's the justice??
Mao TseTung > lmao
Mao TseTung > so true
Mao TseTung > lmao
Mao TseTung > so true
Maldax Attreides > man my mom came today from iran here in romania cant play eve like before
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
* yankeebastard plays Tao of the Machine - The Roots & BT .mp3 (128kbps)
* yankeebastard plays Juno Reactor & Don Davis - Navras (The Matrix Revolutions Sdtk) (Techno).mp3 (196kbps)
<BigWilly> ....
<BigWilly> ffs i hate that stupid script..
<Torelli> hehe... kick him
<BigWilly> Nah
* yankeebastard plays Jenna Lewis - Wedding Night Sex Tape - 01.mpg (1214kbps)
<Mikah> wtf...
<jelly> AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
<Torelli> omfg ROFL OWNED!!!!
<Bigwilly> hahaha I take it back. I love that script
* yankeebastard plays Juno Reactor & Don Davis - Navras (The Matrix Revolutions Sdtk) (Techno).mp3 (196kbps)
<BigWilly> ....
<BigWilly> ffs i hate that stupid script..
<Torelli> hehe... kick him
<BigWilly> Nah
* yankeebastard plays Jenna Lewis - Wedding Night Sex Tape - 01.mpg (1214kbps)
<Mikah> wtf...
<jelly> AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
<Torelli> omfg ROFL OWNED!!!!
<Bigwilly> hahaha I take it back. I love that script
Cassandra Weyland > you know you play too much eve when a cricket chirps and your first thought is "what's targeting me?"
wardo656 > /emote might have a victory wank
<@HellGremlin> If I own cats, I'll own like, 15, and say I'm one of those charity animal people
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
Rhooka > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ uɪɐɓɐ ɥsɪuɐds ɓuɪʞɐəds əɹɐ ƿɐəɥ ʎɯ uɪ səɔɪoʌ əɥʇ
DeathGrip > not my fault mo is attracted to me
DeathGrip > if i was a girl i would be attracted to me as well
DeathGrip > if i was a girl i would be attracted to me as well
H Zub > You put your balls in the low slots not WCS.
Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)