TrouserDeagle > Smartypoc laughs at your feeble capacitor.
TrouserDeagle > Fear it's 10000 cap and 200 second recharge time.
Letava > smartypoc has lots of cap mods?
TrouserDeagle > Only 6 + 3 rigs.
TrouserDeagle > Fear it's 10000 cap and 200 second recharge time.
Letava > smartypoc has lots of cap mods?
TrouserDeagle > Only 6 + 3 rigs.
Fatwatai > Mynthor was complaining about strip miners the other day.
Fatwatai > He said that it wasn't "fair" that they can only be mounted on barges.
Khellias > ...Wow.
Khellias > I can just picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Khellias > Strip miner, that is.
Fatwatai > I can picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Fatwatai > He said that it wasn't "fair" that they can only be mounted on barges.
Khellias > ...Wow.
Khellias > I can just picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Khellias > Strip miner, that is.
Fatwatai > I can picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Saydhe Theving > morning
skeifer > afternoon?
Nicholas Argmanov > evening?
skeifer > :P
Nicholas Argmanov > multiple timezones ftw
skeifer > totally :)
Angmar26 > good day XD
skeifer > cheat! :P
skeifer > afternoon?
Nicholas Argmanov > evening?
skeifer > :P
Nicholas Argmanov > multiple timezones ftw
skeifer > totally :)
Angmar26 > good day XD
skeifer > cheat! :P
haav0c > GASP
haav0c > I have mail to ME!
haav0c > not corp or alliance!
haav0c > /emote reads it
Raath Nambode > oooooh
haav0c > damnit, it's a spam scam offer.
haav0c > if anyone needs me, i'll be on my alt sending myself "just wondering how you were doing" letters.
haav0c > I have mail to ME!
haav0c > not corp or alliance!
haav0c > /emote reads it
Raath Nambode > oooooh
haav0c > damnit, it's a spam scam offer.
haav0c > if anyone needs me, i'll be on my alt sending myself "just wondering how you were doing" letters.
Kesper North > sorry about that, there was sudden girlfriend aggro
Balor Haliquin > LIES!
Bloodhands > lies
Atrosity > you need to turn on the hardeners m8
Balor Haliquin > LIES!
Bloodhands > lies
Atrosity > you need to turn on the hardeners m8
Nytoxias > In JIta, don't talk to anyone you can't punch in the face in real life for stealing your money.
Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
BlackDog Rackh'am > trikie if you had a MWD on your ranis instead of an ab,we would have got that mammoth too
Trikie > don't you dare!
BlackDog Rackh'am > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > we had 2x20km scramblers on him,he probably had 2 stabbies,simple as that
BlackDog Rackh'am > and your gimped taranis with an ab was too slow to come within 7,5km and scramble him for 2....:))))))
Trikie > stfu!
Trikie > /emote blocks ears
BlackDog Rackh'am > next time orbit the gate at 12km,you might scramble him :)))))
Trikie > i'm not a tackler, i just look like one.
BlackDog Rackh'am > lol.....omgrawred :)
Trikie > in reality, i'm a tiny incoscpicuous machine of death.
Trikie > don't you dare!
BlackDog Rackh'am > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > we had 2x20km scramblers on him,he probably had 2 stabbies,simple as that
BlackDog Rackh'am > and your gimped taranis with an ab was too slow to come within 7,5km and scramble him for 2....:))))))
Trikie > stfu!
Trikie > /emote blocks ears
BlackDog Rackh'am > next time orbit the gate at 12km,you might scramble him :)))))
Trikie > i'm not a tackler, i just look like one.
BlackDog Rackh'am > lol.....omgrawred :)
Trikie > in reality, i'm a tiny incoscpicuous machine of death.
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Telshazzar > This is never going to end, is it?
Severus Archanas > thats what she said
Severus Archanas > thats what she said