Belfalas > ray did u see that australian guy who paints with his c0ck
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
Heard on TS after LV titan killed 215 goon ships in one shot, leading to 215 wrecks: "Congratulations, you can now build 1 rig!"
Ja'li > meh ill add it to the hugde set of fuck ups ive done this week
Ja'li > ic and ooc :(
Ja'li > think its a case of not pvping til i can think stight again tbh too much happening irl and im making mistakes
Ja'li > i realy realy do not wanna go back to where i was 2year ago but im heading there :(
Verone > SORT YOUR SPELLING OUT
Ja'li > ic and ooc :(
Ja'li > think its a case of not pvping til i can think stight again tbh too much happening irl and im making mistakes
Ja'li > i realy realy do not wanna go back to where i was 2year ago but im heading there :(
Verone > SORT YOUR SPELLING OUT
Paniq > i think i'm supposed to shoot you for farjung teqno
teqNo > no don't listen to him
teqNo > he's crazy I tell you
Paniq > i'm not, it was my idea
teqNo > no don't listen to him
teqNo > he's crazy I tell you
Paniq > i'm not, it was my idea
Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
* cory goes back to browsing the babe thread on fhc, maybe that'll cheer me up
* Feline_Ferocity wants a bamar callender.....
<cory> heh
<Feline_Ferocity> ok and a cory callender too...
<cory> how about a combo calendar :P
<Feline_Ferocity> lol hells yeah
<Feline_Ferocity> i'd never leave the bathroom again
<cory> you go to the bathroom for that fefe?
<Feline_Ferocity> and yes cory cos i'm gonna need the sink after. the callender would have me dripping like a pot roast
* Feline_Ferocity wants a bamar callender.....
<cory> heh
<Feline_Ferocity> ok and a cory callender too...
<cory> how about a combo calendar :P
<Feline_Ferocity> lol hells yeah
<Feline_Ferocity> i'd never leave the bathroom again
<cory> you go to the bathroom for that fefe?
<Feline_Ferocity> and yes cory cos i'm gonna need the sink after. the callender would have me dripping like a pot roast
Idara > why are the domi rats always humpin' roids....
Rahzorus > they mistake them for other domis
Rahzorus > they mistake them for other domis
Ezekielh > .
aiiaiiaii > .
MrShooter > ..
Azia Burgi > whats this? the annual morse coders meeting?
aiiaiiaii > .
MrShooter > ..
Azia Burgi > whats this? the annual morse coders meeting?
PKlavins > ...has any corp ever asked u to write a poem for their alliance as part of an application interview?
PKlavins > ...it was a sonnet to be precise....
PKlavins > ...it was a sonnet to be precise....
sh3nki > hmm, my family got themselves a 20" widescreen samsung lcd
sh3nki > it's "very nice"
Shao Anshar > niice
Shao Anshar > have you made romantic explosion all over it yet?
sh3nki > um yes
sh3nki > /emote blushes
sh3nki > it's "very nice"
Shao Anshar > niice
Shao Anshar > have you made romantic explosion all over it yet?
sh3nki > um yes
sh3nki > /emote blushes