Miranda Keyes > i can pilot a megathron
Theo Samaritan > =/
timstride > you are 2 weeks old
timstride > and you can fly a battleship?
Miranda Keyes > yeah
timstride > Dont you even think about it
timstride > I will send Theo after you if you get in a BS before 6 months
Theo Samaritan > yarr
Miranda Keyes > why?
timstride > Over to Theo
Theo Samaritan > its like having sex at 12 years old. Your body may be ready, but you're still gonna be shit at it
Theo Samaritan > =/
timstride > you are 2 weeks old
timstride > and you can fly a battleship?
Miranda Keyes > yeah
timstride > Dont you even think about it
timstride > I will send Theo after you if you get in a BS before 6 months
Theo Samaritan > yarr
Miranda Keyes > why?
timstride > Over to Theo
Theo Samaritan > its like having sex at 12 years old. Your body may be ready, but you're still gonna be shit at it
kamikazy priest > yes us amarr must pay for all the min slaves we have! ;)
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
Omiko Pryde > you can buy a plex and sell it for isk
732 > doesn't sound as risque
Pliskkenn > You can seductively buy a plex and I'll willing pay money for it's delectible services
Pliskkenn > That better?
732 > oooooh.... hawt
732 > doesn't sound as risque
Pliskkenn > You can seductively buy a plex and I'll willing pay money for it's delectible services
Pliskkenn > That better?
732 > oooooh.... hawt
Derious > F-42 Reiterative Multi-Frequency Backup Sensors does this prevent pirates from hacking your warp drive?
Keekz Royz > it's gonna be a problem even getting to a pod
Keekz Royz > there's nothing here to kill me
HellMixer > SELF DISTRCAT
Keekz Royz > hahahahah, there's actually a self destruct option
HellMixer > DESTRACT*
Keekz Royz > i'll do the suicide thing, thanks people
HellMixer > youuu welcome
Keekz Royz > (thanks for talking me into killing myself)
Keekz Royz > there's nothing here to kill me
HellMixer > SELF DISTRCAT
Keekz Royz > hahahahah, there's actually a self destruct option
HellMixer > DESTRACT*
Keekz Royz > i'll do the suicide thing, thanks people
HellMixer > youuu welcome
Keekz Royz > (thanks for talking me into killing myself)
Project L > ah crap, i got Elena Gazky's DNA all over my cockpit
Usagi Tsukino > That's why you should wear a condom.
Usagi Tsukino > That's why you should wear a condom.
Giinaa > I should shave my bikini line before my boyfriend gets here.
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
Dian Lung > I don't FC general militia for the same reason I don't work in customer service
Dian Lung > I hate dealing with stupid people
Dian Lung > I hate dealing with stupid people
Reverend Mak > Happiness is a cloaked sabre, 2400m directly above a gate
<Batolemaeus> when we build titans, we actually buy highend stuff in alloys, and use the highend minerals from loot..the trit is either shipped in in the form of t1 425mm rails or mined
<Evelgrivion> Ore compression ratios and how little effort you spend to get it is what people work for now :/
<Ulviirala> mmmhhhh 425mm *drools*
<Ulviirala> *faps furiously*
<Ulviirala> HEY!... private moment!? turn around, please -.-
<Evelgrivion> Ore compression ratios and how little effort you spend to get it is what people work for now :/
<Ulviirala> mmmhhhh 425mm *drools*
<Ulviirala> *faps furiously*
<Ulviirala> HEY!... private moment!? turn around, please -.-