Michus Danether > Why don't rats run out of ammo?
Jolal > they're pack rats?
Jolal > they're pack rats?
steveid > i'm 12 jumps from raping a noob. i can feel myself stiffening
FugginNutz > still going after Bellum?
FugginNutz > still going after Bellum?
Kaeten > i demand to win the nobel prize in fyics or whatever
Rah Magnus > nah i am dislexic and had a crapy spelling teachers and never took typing class
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
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<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
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* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
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<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
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<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
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* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
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<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
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Chribba > I have machines both at home and in DC's around the world
CrusaderXENO > like google and yahoo centers :P?
Chribba > haha no not that big DC's but some fairly big, and some with wicked physical protection hehe
Chribba > got a few in an old military facility underground
Chribba > so when that a-bomb drops eve-files will still be up and running haha
CrusaderXENO > like google and yahoo centers :P?
Chribba > haha no not that big DC's but some fairly big, and some with wicked physical protection hehe
Chribba > got a few in an old military facility underground
Chribba > so when that a-bomb drops eve-files will still be up and running haha
Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
Windle Poons > I think all drones are rogue drones :|
Windle Poons > They resent being owned and try to get you killed in the middle of the mission by wandering off to aggro something you didn't want
Windle Poons > They resent being owned and try to get you killed in the middle of the mission by wandering off to aggro something you didn't want
mysticvader > i saw you onyxalia
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol