<Stavros> and the lord said
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao
ceyasha > um is 300K good enough for better guns
mazi kun > Might be, the market in this area sorta sucks.
mazi kun > There, that should be plenty.
ceyasha > um thnks but aint that a bit much
mazi kun > Nope.
mazi kun > Actually I wanted my wallet to be an even number so I sent you the extra lol.
ceyasha > OMG that wus extra that shit fucked up my god am i a noob
mazi kun > /emote just choked on his water.
mazi kun > Might be, the market in this area sorta sucks.
mazi kun > There, that should be plenty.
ceyasha > um thnks but aint that a bit much
mazi kun > Nope.
mazi kun > Actually I wanted my wallet to be an even number so I sent you the extra lol.
ceyasha > OMG that wus extra that shit fucked up my god am i a noob
mazi kun > /emote just choked on his water.
<Mogatu> hhmph Mephysto|afk why is the queue so lonng? >_>
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The Enslaver > k
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Heard on TS after LV titan killed 215 goon ships in one shot, leading to 215 wrecks: "Congratulations, you can now build 1 rig!"
Mini Freight > im inputting 360 runs of caracals hehe
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Camper101 > í love blackops
Camper101 > while waiting i can play with these awesome rainbow bubbles i bought
Camper101 > great
Camper101 > noww i got fcking soap-watr bubbls in my kyboard
Camper101 > while waiting i can play with these awesome rainbow bubbles i bought
Camper101 > great
Camper101 > noww i got fcking soap-watr bubbls in my kyboard
holymeloncrusader: Minmatar is easy.. Strap rocket to ass. Tape uzi to forehead. Light rocket and scream while firing.
DethDodge > I'm tired of disassembling my Proteus... I think I'm just going to buy a new hull.
Tizona > lol
Tizona > disassembling?
DethDodge > yeah to try different subsystems.
DethDodge > I keep wasting money on rigs.
Tizona > lol
Tizona > disassembling?
DethDodge > yeah to try different subsystems.
DethDodge > I keep wasting money on rigs.
jih chop > ZOMG!
jih chop > Run!
Aluna Klorthak > wait? comeback?
jih chop > /emote peeks out from behind a big ugly amarrian statue . . .
jih chop > Whadayou want?!
Aluna Klorthak > Dont let the industrial ship with free candy painted on the side scare you off.
jih chop > Candy!?
jih chop > OMW!
jih chop > Run!
Aluna Klorthak > wait? comeback?
jih chop > /emote peeks out from behind a big ugly amarrian statue . . .
jih chop > Whadayou want?!
Aluna Klorthak > Dont let the industrial ship with free candy painted on the side scare you off.
jih chop > Candy!?
jih chop > OMW!