Sel Rac > Byrn found me a couple of days ago
Lord MindsEye > ahh cool...
Lord MindsEye > me too
Lord MindsEye > lets do it then
Sel Rac > or actually his alter ego found me
Haerana > byrn finds lots of newb.s teachs them. molests them. then sends them on their way
Lord MindsEye > ahh cool...
Lord MindsEye > me too
Lord MindsEye > lets do it then
Sel Rac > or actually his alter ego found me
Haerana > byrn finds lots of newb.s teachs them. molests them. then sends them on their way
Ugluuk > "pirates" always do that
The Slayer > what?
The Slayer > undock 8 ships?
JimmyThePimp > thats a shame, didnt realise i had signed up for a fair fight..... have to get my lawyers to go over the papwerowk again asap
....10 minutes later....
JimmyThePimp > non-pirates allways do that. come with superior numbers lol
The Slayer > I didnt know I signed up for a fair fight
The Slayer > ill get my lawyer to go over the papers
The Slayer > what?
The Slayer > undock 8 ships?
JimmyThePimp > thats a shame, didnt realise i had signed up for a fair fight..... have to get my lawyers to go over the papwerowk again asap
....10 minutes later....
JimmyThePimp > non-pirates allways do that. come with superior numbers lol
The Slayer > I didnt know I signed up for a fair fight
The Slayer > ill get my lawyer to go over the papers
Chode Rizoum > i pretty much hate you all
2Shae > fuck you chode you moddy bastard
2Shae > dont play eve when its that time of the month, you ruin it for us all
Arthur Guinness > get your own script im the only omnicist in fzn
Chode Rizoum > its not my fault
Chode Rizoum > i lost my rapier today
Chode Rizoum > and it made me emo
Arthur Guinness > big gay bear :P
2Shae > someone change chodes title to "i lost my ship today and it made me emo"
Chode Rizoum > do that and die
Chode Rizoum > /emote cleans corp hangar
2Shae > fuck you chode you moddy bastard
2Shae > dont play eve when its that time of the month, you ruin it for us all
Arthur Guinness > get your own script im the only omnicist in fzn
Chode Rizoum > its not my fault
Chode Rizoum > i lost my rapier today
Chode Rizoum > and it made me emo
Arthur Guinness > big gay bear :P
2Shae > someone change chodes title to "i lost my ship today and it made me emo"
Chode Rizoum > do that and die
Chode Rizoum > /emote cleans corp hangar
kevin18290 > can u send items and ships to other people throw mail?
Uuca Liptus > How would you send a ship through the mail? The postage required would be outrageous!
Lusulphear > presenting futurestamps...
Buckshott > the mind boggles at the sheer number of stamps
Uuca Liptus > /emote imagines an Obelisk plastered stem to stern in postage.
Lusulphear > rightclck item, create contract
Buckshott > quiet, i'm still boggling
Lusulphear > But thanks for that insane image
AugustMikal > You've never seen a Thorax until you've seen it wrapped in brown paper.
AugustMikal > And tied with twine
Uuca Liptus > How would you send a ship through the mail? The postage required would be outrageous!
Lusulphear > presenting futurestamps...
Buckshott > the mind boggles at the sheer number of stamps
Uuca Liptus > /emote imagines an Obelisk plastered stem to stern in postage.
Lusulphear > rightclck item, create contract
Buckshott > quiet, i'm still boggling
Lusulphear > But thanks for that insane image
AugustMikal > You've never seen a Thorax until you've seen it wrapped in brown paper.
AugustMikal > And tied with twine
<Sprak> that watermelon exploded in my face ;S
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
Kenten Roderick > Name a price and I'll yell highway robbery and then accept it anyway.
Dirt Bandit > FUCKER STOLE ALL MY ORE AND KILLED DUNG
Zak Fey > XD
Tango Cainne > he stole your killed dung?
Tango Cainne > that's cold.
Urp > shitty
Zak Fey > XD
Tango Cainne > he stole your killed dung?
Tango Cainne > that's cold.
Urp > shitty
EzekielofGod > cool, incursion in my back door
sodney > i was trying to combine my 2 favorite things: chinese food and hookers, and all i came up with chinese hookers as food :|
sodney > if the coppers come tell em i said i regret it but they were delicious
sodney > if the coppers come tell em i said i regret it but they were delicious
jih chop > I'm checking the Broadcast Buttons, I see "need shields" "need cap" "need armor" etc, where's the "Need Brain" button?