<Mud_Pandemonium> Goddamn Chef Boyardee.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
SteelEggs > ïîäàðèòå 3 ñòàíäàðò ëàí÷åðà ïëèç)
Lardarz B'stard > my thoughts exactly
Lardarz B'stard > my thoughts exactly
Jbiggs2 > besides Adopt, jita is full of dumbasses
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Jbiggs2 > ok and adopt's netral alts
Fugusha Kisai > what about the red alts?
Jbiggs2 > those too
Jbiggs2 > not dumbasses
Fugusha Kisai > orange ones?
biggs2 > ok, everything u want
Fugusha Kisai > what about the differences betweendark and light blue?
Jbiggs2 > the difference is prettyness and beauty, what kinda dumbass question was that, Lisa?
Jbiggs2 > Marcy
Fugusha Kisai > well, you never know. You could have varied feelings based on the shade of blue.
Fugusha Kisai > i certainly do
Jbiggs2 > im a guy, blue is blue!
Fugusha Kisai > dark blue is our friend
Fugusha Kisai > light blue is almost there
Fugusha Kisai > purple is KoS...
Fugusha Kisai > er, i mean RED
Fugusha Kisai > /emote will shut up now
Jbiggs2 > so dark blue are not dumbasses while light blue are a bit dumbasses
Fugusha Kisai > ^
Jbiggs2 > ok, ill shut up, too
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Jbiggs2 > ok and adopt's netral alts
Fugusha Kisai > what about the red alts?
Jbiggs2 > those too
Jbiggs2 > not dumbasses
Fugusha Kisai > orange ones?
biggs2 > ok, everything u want
Fugusha Kisai > what about the differences betweendark and light blue?
Jbiggs2 > the difference is prettyness and beauty, what kinda dumbass question was that, Lisa?
Jbiggs2 > Marcy
Fugusha Kisai > well, you never know. You could have varied feelings based on the shade of blue.
Fugusha Kisai > i certainly do
Jbiggs2 > im a guy, blue is blue!
Fugusha Kisai > dark blue is our friend
Fugusha Kisai > light blue is almost there
Fugusha Kisai > purple is KoS...
Fugusha Kisai > er, i mean RED
Fugusha Kisai > /emote will shut up now
Jbiggs2 > so dark blue are not dumbasses while light blue are a bit dumbasses
Fugusha Kisai > ^
Jbiggs2 > ok, ill shut up, too
(just after patching for Trinity)
Bruce McMoose > holy f***ing sweet thats sexy
(1 hour later)
Bruce McMoose > you know, if you play most of eve scrolled out to see the whole battlefield, eve looks exactly the same
Bruce McMoose > holy f***ing sweet thats sexy
(1 hour later)
Bruce McMoose > you know, if you play most of eve scrolled out to see the whole battlefield, eve looks exactly the same
Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic
Paracyte > Ortenz, the sisters probe will not scan Jesus Christ - you need the Angel's Cartel version for that
Kagu Zuchi > killing goons is like having sex with an ugly women, it can be satisfying but in the end it's not very rewarding
Horatio Cain > ...We're having a special on small arms...
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
Demiwylf > If I ever meet the son of a bitch who invented "filter keys" I'm gonna shove that goddamn shift key so far up his nose his brain will register everything in all caps.
Serenetor > I wanted to chat to you
Good Coffee > What's up?
Serenetor > just a great toon name you have .. the leader of our ally mentioned he saw you and said you def. belong in my corp :-)
Good Coffee > ...
Serenetor > Well if you start PvP' ing in this area, think about it :-)
Good Coffee > DIE IN A FIRE FASCIST COFFEE OPPRESSOR!
Good Coffee > Coffee will only be free when the last beaurocrat is hung by the guts of the last capitalist!
Good Coffee > GOOD DAY SIR!
Good Coffee > What's up?
Serenetor > just a great toon name you have .. the leader of our ally mentioned he saw you and said you def. belong in my corp :-)
Good Coffee > ...
Serenetor > Well if you start PvP' ing in this area, think about it :-)
Good Coffee > DIE IN A FIRE FASCIST COFFEE OPPRESSOR!
Good Coffee > Coffee will only be free when the last beaurocrat is hung by the guts of the last capitalist!
Good Coffee > GOOD DAY SIR!