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SCOOTER1 > CARRIER TACKLED IN BELT
mirel yirrin > dammit scooter its 6:30am
mirel yirrin > I have work
......
mirel yirrin > right
mirel yirrin > I called work
mirel yirrin > told them i'd be late
Sylvia Frost > Boots will you buy me something new, I love shopping :/
Phelan Boots > I'll buy you a Miner II, k Sylvia?
Sylvia Frost > is it a shiny miner 2?
Phelan Boots > aye very shiny
Phelan Boots > and very big
Sylvia Frost > /emote ponders that thought
Cesium133 > my miner is normal sized, but it's activation time is quite long.
Fryett > My miner doesn't work right, I have to use the special blue crystals.
Phelan Boots > I hear if your miner's activation time is longer than four hours, your supposed to go see an engineer
Cesium133 > gee I hope not
Cesium133 > I thought that that was only if you had to use ... special blue crystals.
Phelan Boots > could be, I'll have to send Fryett the article
Sylvia Frost > Im thinking about an augmentation, but not of the attribute kind
Phelan Boots > There's nothing wrong with a little augmentation as long as it doesn't hinder performance.
Sylvia Frost > I fly my BS naked, wont hinder me at all
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Lexx Phoebus > there was semen found in the victem's mouth
Fortune Mitford > The truth
Fortune Mitford > is always
Fortune Mitford > Hard to Swallow
sugarXsugar > i don't have pet peeves. i have major psycotic fucking hatreds
Burning Chrome > syndicate must have been a late addition and they stuck it on the cleaners desktop machine
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
Jesterofchaos > druid you guys hunting anyone worth while?
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
Saithe > the shower is just a big toilet that you cant miss
<KoeShadowhawk> playing WoW drunk is cool
<Crikey> not playing it is even better...
Ned Hamford > 0/
Azia Burgi > hey ned
Azia Burgi > how is the hurricane?
Ned Hamford > Its very wet here
Ned Hamford > Folks not too far away have suffered power outages
Ned Hamford > Hamfordland is fine tho
Azia Burgi > hehe
Azia Burgi > backup gennie?
Ned Hamford > Oh. and ass flooding
Ned Hamford > never lost power around here
Azia Burgi > ass flooding?
Ned Hamford > mass flooding
Azia Burgi > ah!
Azia Burgi > i thought you had dysentry
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