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cordy > and then they say woman spend much :p
LoxyRider > thats my job in this relationship :p
cordy > i figured that out :p
cordy > oh does that mean i got the balls? :p
Andreus Ixiris > Midna, do you think you could sign a hull plate from my Navy Issue Megathron, the Ascendant?
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
Batolemaeus: i just found an unboarded capsule
Batolemaeus: i just boarded it
Batolemaeus: ...
Batolemaeus: yeah
Batolemaeus: awesome
Ulviirala: eeeeewwwwww......
Batolemaeus: wtf
Evelgrivion: Did it b0rk your clone?
Ulviirala: I can't watch...
Batolemaeus: no it didn't. but thanks for mentioning, i need to upgrade
Batolemaeus: this is just weird
Ulviirala: aye, you just went from one capsule to another... nekkid
Vanderie: You're in someone else's fluids
Vanderie: just think about that
Batolemaeus: exchanging bodily fluids isn't all that scary once you think about it
Ulviirala: I can only speak for myself but that gooey stuff totally turns me on and I'd be jerking off in there all the time
Vanderie: ...
easy lover > wow man it was like \___0___/ long, i tell ya it was close to 9Lb, i had to lower it by hand. and the toilet reached critical mass (thats where the water reaches the top of the rim)
easy lover > opps wrong channel
easy lover > sry
Grak Yarn > I once told a guy his sister totally wanted to bang him .-.
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
<Viceroy> why arent there any officer mining lasers?
MsBio II > What does a g-spot, a birthday, and a toilet bowl all have in common?
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3
Rose deNose > Ah, I've been looking forward to this, hangover-mining!
Olivaw Sebiestor > Sounds like the seventh circle of hell...
AtheistOfDoom > hey could you do me a favor?
Fahad AlAmir > As long as it's not sexual.
Batmonkey > hmm....I don't see anything useful there. :-/
Rands > thats what she said borg
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