Enthes goldhart > Secondary is the best name, in fleet battles "primary is secondary" and evryone will be confused o/
Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Onyxalia La'fiette > man if i could train my cat to play eve...that would just kick ass on more levels than chuck norris could ever achieve
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
Sforza > *docking!
Goatanna > skrae, what was the name of the expansion that made drones retarded?
Skraelingz > all of them?
Skraelingz > all of them?
Wilson Cole > Hes in a pilgrim cloaked up
Dr Kang > where at? gate or station?
Dr Kang > or just...around
Wilson Cole > A Cloaking device, by definition, precludes the possibility of me knowing his whereabouts.
Dr Kang > where at? gate or station?
Dr Kang > or just...around
Wilson Cole > A Cloaking device, by definition, precludes the possibility of me knowing his whereabouts.
<&SiL3nT> Did you ever have to sneeze while your taking a piss?
<&SiL3nT> its freighting itsent, you cant do it, its phycically impossible
<&SiL3nT> your brain wont let it happen
<&SiL3nT> your brain says STOP PISSING, WERE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW
<&SiL3nT> because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out
<&SiL3nT> its freighting itsent, you cant do it, its phycically impossible
<&SiL3nT> your brain wont let it happen
<&SiL3nT> your brain says STOP PISSING, WERE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW
<&SiL3nT> because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out
Risopan > all she can do is sit far away from sentry and attack ships fitted with miners
HitGirl > not my fault you fit your ships with miners:P
HitGirl > not my fault you fit your ships with miners:P
Valerius points out he has 7 presents for Omee that still needs delivery
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
<TWD> Veni, Vidi, Varpi
<TWD> I came, I saw, I warped the hell out
<TWD> I came, I saw, I warped the hell out