Random
omgrawr.net Control Panel
LatestBrowseRandom>0TopBottomAddQotWSearch
quote #
<+phx> i hate murphy
<+phx> when i constantly run the logserv bugs keep hiding like fearing rabbits
<+phx> elseway they keep harassing me :(
<&Hammerhead> yes, log server fixes many bugs
<@RealX> you should also try to show the bug to someone, that plus the logserver will keep your game bugfree
<overkill> ok taking betts on how long i last in this fleet
<Digital> What do you have to wager with?
<overkill> man juice
<Digital> How about your soul?
<Digital> That way we can bet with something that exists
Trislan > "In a recent survey, two out of three people preferred exploring to a sharp stick in the eye..."
Skraeling > the third prefers a stick in the eye over most activities
Crescend > Yeah, but I have trouble making it go up.
xnder > save a piece for me
Crescend > I am going tto pretend I never said that.
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
D'rokk > Mistook for a cruiser
Vaskez > :) shit happens :)
Vaskez > i was a bit surprised that u engaged
D'rokk > wont make that mistake again
Chronus26 > having a vagga != Stabber incedent?
Vaskez > nope, having a "moa cant take on thanatos"
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > the lasagne monster is in fact called Garfield
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > and Aano is the vet
Chuln > ah, that explains the cat hair
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > the ugly vet
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > with the bad teeth
Chuln > from eating the cat?
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > eating out the cat, its a big cat, and the vet's not too fussy about where he gets his pussy
Chuln > I have absolutley no comeback for that lne, lol
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > aaand my work here is done
Chuln > hehe
Chuln > it was a good run
Eskarina Ap'Morgravaine > Next week on Insanity 101, we'll be covering how to defenestrate your priest whilst in another timeline.
Vymordryss > isk > drama
Azia Burgi > check the junkmail
Azia Burgi > azia > isk
Vymordryss > your personal e-mail is cleared to my inbox
Vymordryss > azia ='s isk sink :P
Vymordryss > ok, hold on, ill check
Azia Burgi > i'm an ISK reduction facility
* Azia Burgi , liposuction for your wallet!
xXx Machine > m
xXx Machine > mmmmmm
charles laforge > not supposed to share pods with the exotic dancers
Doc Lithius > I like mouthfuls...and flexibility
v0.6.1
 Coldfront sites: