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Dez Affinity > do you guys have any corpses?
Dez Affinity > i need 10 male corpses
Overlore > what do you get Megacyte from?
Kappas. > Bistot/Arkonor/Spodumain
Overlore > wtf
Overlore > i'm talking about mining minerals
Taldian Ravenstone > nothing rusts in space, no water
Kederaji Tajorn > Tell that to the Minmatar.
Cirvix > weeee
Ignatzmaximov > toilets are at the back of the ship....
Enok > humm so your telling me the toilet in the megathron is in the bridge?
Digger demon > no... it is the bridge... ;)
Akaro Skyfang > No, the toilet is the Captain's chair
Enok > thats why they're such good pilots?
Akaro Skyfang > Exactly
Enok > okey
Enok > /emote takes a dump
Ignatzmaximov > whats that smell????
Cirvix > enok
Ignatzmaximov > he better see the medic... i think he has a bowel infection....
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
Argyle Fennrison > Wow, I actually did a contract for delivery and someone actually delivered it
Montague Snyde > yeah it happens
Argyle Fennrison > I never thought it would, but cool
Ieya > imagine if there was lag in rl...
Ieya > the lights go green, u try to pull away but nothing happens...
Ieya > or u approach lights and u suddenly jump back a bit
Nethys Axion > and someone wanna help scout my ass into *snip* when the time comes?
Marcus Gord > your ass needs a scout? it doesn't look that big.......
Nethys Axion > you haven't seen the full portrait
Marcus Gord > true, i suppose the chest needs a counterbalance
Tha'Vena > Well, me too. 2 am and i am tired as.. as.. someone who's too tired to come up with an analogy.
Dansan Dusaka > ok im 'near' crynosos
Getix Kain > if he farts loudly, open fire.
Crynsos Cealion > Fart: Increases Signature Radius by 1000%
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