<zzzzz20> people are referring to the thorax as the dildo
<zzzzz20> i'm not putting that one in there
<moocifer> putting the dildo where ??
<zzzzz20> i'm not putting that one in there
<moocifer> putting the dildo where ??
Ravien Kariak > damnit i can only change minor details.. well i added a better hairdo and tattoo.. he looks less likely to be found in the gay district of manchester now
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Sirilius > chicks dig people who play multiplayer spaceship games
<@NTRabbit> j0sephine wants HG's e-wang
<@HellGremlin> I'm just amazed she knew how to collapse the broken-down wangorithm into the singular master-wang.
<Cinnander> possibly used wtfhax
<@NTRabbit> or she is in fact levin in disguise
<@NTRabbit> a well known professor in wang mathematics
<@NTRabbit> with a speciality in multiple wang theory
<@NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<GeromeDoutrande> ¬_¬
<@HellGremlin> I'm just amazed she knew how to collapse the broken-down wangorithm into the singular master-wang.
<Cinnander> possibly used wtfhax
<@NTRabbit> or she is in fact levin in disguise
<@NTRabbit> a well known professor in wang mathematics
<@NTRabbit> with a speciality in multiple wang theory
<@NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<GeromeDoutrande> ¬_¬
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
Nevville > why are you targeting me?
Kalnantu Mekidao > He likes you.
Nevville > think so
Nevville > its my good looks that do it
Kalnantu Mekidao > Yup. Or your big wallet. :P
Nevville > oooooh i feel so cheap now
Kalnantu Mekidao > Just flash that around and you'll have everybody targetting you.
Nevville > what do i have to flash ??????
Kalnantu Mekidao > Um... Your wallet. No one wants to see anything else...
Nevville > ooh damn
Nevville > ah hes just a can thief
Kalnantu Mekidao > Ah, damn. Oh well, maybe next time.
Kalnantu Mekidao > He likes you.
Nevville > think so
Nevville > its my good looks that do it
Kalnantu Mekidao > Yup. Or your big wallet. :P
Nevville > oooooh i feel so cheap now
Kalnantu Mekidao > Just flash that around and you'll have everybody targetting you.
Nevville > what do i have to flash ??????
Kalnantu Mekidao > Um... Your wallet. No one wants to see anything else...
Nevville > ooh damn
Nevville > ah hes just a can thief
Kalnantu Mekidao > Ah, damn. Oh well, maybe next time.
Mizarah > oh and can i have my penis back ?
Cutter Isaacson > no you cant, i sold it on e-bay to some japanese bloke
Cutter Isaacson > he said he was gonna dry it out, grind it up and smoke it
Cutter Isaacson > so your gonna have some old japanese guy smoking your pole
Mizarah > b....b......bu.....but.....
Mizarah > X_X
Cutter Isaacson > no you cant, i sold it on e-bay to some japanese bloke
Cutter Isaacson > he said he was gonna dry it out, grind it up and smoke it
Cutter Isaacson > so your gonna have some old japanese guy smoking your pole
Mizarah > b....b......bu.....but.....
Mizarah > X_X
Onyxalia La'fiette > man if i could train my cat to play eve...that would just kick ass on more levels than chuck norris could ever achieve
Par'Gellen > I want a soccer ball named Wilson :(
Subspace000 > would you settle for a dud missle head?
Par'Gellen > as long as you draw a face on it first
Subspace000 > /emote draws a face on it (a smily one and a frowny one on the other side) for Par, then hands it to him.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > /emote puts it in the co-pilot seat
Par'Gellen > /emote turns it so the smiley face is showing
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to feed bacon to Wilson. "Nummy nummy mmmmm" *makes eating sounds*
Subspace000 > would you settle for a dud missle head?
Par'Gellen > as long as you draw a face on it first
Subspace000 > /emote draws a face on it (a smily one and a frowny one on the other side) for Par, then hands it to him.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > /emote puts it in the co-pilot seat
Par'Gellen > /emote turns it so the smiley face is showing
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to feed bacon to Wilson. "Nummy nummy mmmmm" *makes eating sounds*
<Carinelle> I got a spam with a heading "You will suprise her with your hulk" I wondr is that tailored to eve players :-P