Par'Gellen > I've run out of stupid things to say
Subspace000 > Par, you never run out of things to say.
Subspace000 > You have just temporarily exceeded your quota.
Subspace000 > Par, you never run out of things to say.
Subspace000 > You have just temporarily exceeded your quota.
Bleh131 > asteroid is primary target!
Bleh131 > /emote will regret wasting tech 2 ammo on hedbergite later
Bleh131 > and I just wasted like a grand of void ammo on a roid...
Bleh131 > /emote will regret wasting tech 2 ammo on hedbergite later
Bleh131 > and I just wasted like a grand of void ammo on a roid...
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Jungle Jim > /emote does a little dance
Jungle Jim > o/
Jungle Jim > infact feck it...
Jungle Jim > /emote does a big dance
Jungle Jim > o/
Jungle Jim > infact feck it...
Jungle Jim > /emote does a big dance
King ParD > I found a large omber site in allebin
Semi Conductor > yeah
Semi Conductor > sl'omber party?
Semi Conductor > yeah
Semi Conductor > sl'omber party?
Gorion Wassenar > my car died today
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
<Max_The_Faultless|2> fuck this shitty shit internet...its so shitty
<cory> haha
* cory points and laughs
<Loon> max just figured out that the internet is shitty?
<Loon> but think of all the porn
<cr8r> must be anal
<cory> haha
* cory points and laughs
<Loon> max just figured out that the internet is shitty?
<Loon> but think of all the porn
<cr8r> must be anal
Taiphoon TheTerror > so what did we get? :3
Gaven Darklighter > 2 more cargo expanders
Gaven Darklighter > and a heap of garbage?
Gaven Darklighter > takes up 2500 m3
Taiphoon TheTerror > nothing worthwhile?
Gaven Darklighter > f**k
Gaven Darklighter > nothin
Gaven Darklighter > its an object called heap of garbage
Taiphoon TheTerror > are you serious?
Gaven Darklighter > go look
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > we hit up a garbage truck
Gaven Darklighter > that we did
Taiphoon TheTerror > A f**king garbage truck
Taiphoon TheTerror > hahaha
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > what the f**k.
Taiphoon TheTerror > Hahahaha
Taiphoon TheTerror > we are the wrost pirates ever!
Gaven Darklighter > 2 more cargo expanders
Gaven Darklighter > and a heap of garbage?
Gaven Darklighter > takes up 2500 m3
Taiphoon TheTerror > nothing worthwhile?
Gaven Darklighter > f**k
Gaven Darklighter > nothin
Gaven Darklighter > its an object called heap of garbage
Taiphoon TheTerror > are you serious?
Gaven Darklighter > go look
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > we hit up a garbage truck
Gaven Darklighter > that we did
Taiphoon TheTerror > A f**king garbage truck
Taiphoon TheTerror > hahaha
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > what the f**k.
Taiphoon TheTerror > Hahahaha
Taiphoon TheTerror > we are the wrost pirates ever!
Stella SGP > wats the omgrawr website
Stella SGP > i search google it turns out some weird russian site
Arro Cera > www.2girls1cup.com
Kyrall > www.omgrawr.net
Kyrall > hmmmmmmm
Kyrall > i wonder which it could be
Stella SGP > i'll check the 2 girls first
Stella SGP > i search google it turns out some weird russian site
Arro Cera > www.2girls1cup.com
Kyrall > www.omgrawr.net
Kyrall > hmmmmmmm
Kyrall > i wonder which it could be
Stella SGP > i'll check the 2 girls first
[ raynor ] me and kayo been going at it for like 20 min now
[ raynor ] :/
[ raynor ] :/