Koronakesh > Was in an elevator in school today, drinking a pepsi. Other person gets on, after a minute, looks at me, says "Wow, you are the quietest drinker I've ever seen." Me: "Yea, i have experience swallowing quietly."
Koronakesh > didn't even think before saying it >_<
Koronakesh > didn't even think before saying it >_<
om rootingking > so your dick is an ugly midget that pukes uncontrollably 30 seconds into the action?
MrR9 > who told you?
WhoIsThisIs > i didnt....
om rootingking > there's this site...
Korinne > 30secs seems atypically long for a guy
Korinne > i mean the world record is like 2 mins isnt it?
Korinne > there was a documented case by Kinsey of a guy that could do it in less than 3 seconds
MrR9 > amazing
om rootingking > what a hero
MrR9 > who told you?
WhoIsThisIs > i didnt....
om rootingking > there's this site...
Korinne > 30secs seems atypically long for a guy
Korinne > i mean the world record is like 2 mins isnt it?
Korinne > there was a documented case by Kinsey of a guy that could do it in less than 3 seconds
MrR9 > amazing
om rootingking > what a hero
IHaveTenFingers > It's foggy as tits outside.
Izuru Hishido > If you're looking at foggy tits, it's time for a new router.
Izuru Hishido > If you're looking at foggy tits, it's time for a new router.
Ewok Fall > happy new year in the UK
Azia Burgi > HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Ieya > :)
Zoukanix > Oo
Zoukanix > well thats a new one, i just spent new year having a shit
Zoukanix > happy new year peeps
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > lol tmi!
Ieya > ewww
Azia Burgi > HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Ieya > :)
Zoukanix > Oo
Zoukanix > well thats a new one, i just spent new year having a shit
Zoukanix > happy new year peeps
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > lol tmi!
Ieya > ewww
Demolition Gunit > Yo Yeti
Demolition Gunit > alles goed ?
Yeti DeVerschrikkelijke > ja, ze
Demolition Gunit > hehe
Demolition Gunit > goed zo
Demolition Gunit > heb je ook geboden ?
Demolition Gunit > t5icket gekocht bedoel ik
Yeti DeVerschrikkelijke > yep, maar niks gewonnen...
Demolition Gunit > lol
Demolition Gunit > lets talk english shall we :)
ryune > DAMN YOU AND YOUR MOON LANGUAGE
Yeti DeVerschrikkelijke > we shall :-)
Demolition Gunit > alles goed ?
Yeti DeVerschrikkelijke > ja, ze
Demolition Gunit > hehe
Demolition Gunit > goed zo
Demolition Gunit > heb je ook geboden ?
Demolition Gunit > t5icket gekocht bedoel ik
Yeti DeVerschrikkelijke > yep, maar niks gewonnen...
Demolition Gunit > lol
Demolition Gunit > lets talk english shall we :)
ryune > DAMN YOU AND YOUR MOON LANGUAGE
Yeti DeVerschrikkelijke > we shall :-)
MaDeX > cant you kill sentrys?
Skywalker > no
Skywalker > only billboards
MaDeX > ;(
Dark' Lord > u used 2 b able 2 :(
Skywalker > billboards instapops
firewalker220 > would be nice lol
Skywalker > they are large and slow
Skywalker > no
Skywalker > only billboards
MaDeX > ;(
Dark' Lord > u used 2 b able 2 :(
Skywalker > billboards instapops
firewalker220 > would be nice lol
Skywalker > they are large and slow
Synthetic Cultist > I read that water treatment plants are unable to deal with all the things that people put into the system nowadays. medications and whatnots.
Synthetic Cultist > cow hormones in drinking water make girls fat and chesty and so on.
Davlos > You mean other than copious amounts of semen from jerking off? >_>
Evangeline Hale > Ewwwww !
Tobias Trost > What did I just walk into....
Synthetic Cultist > cow hormones in drinking water make girls fat and chesty and so on.
Davlos > You mean other than copious amounts of semen from jerking off? >_>
Evangeline Hale > Ewwwww !
Tobias Trost > What did I just walk into....
Miha Fly> I want to play with Tracking Computer II on my ship
April Cove> You can. But don't forget to uninstall your games from it after play, because you may have problems in battle with this sort of software installed on it instead of real target tracking subroutines :)
April Cove> You can. But don't forget to uninstall your games from it after play, because you may have problems in battle with this sort of software installed on it instead of real target tracking subroutines :)
Khellias> Y'know, the idea of you with a Titan terrifies me.
Dreadstar Kilron> Hah!
Khellias> It'll be "Hey, the gate is camped." "Just a sec." *Titan warps up and Doomsdays, destroying the gatecamp, the sentry guns, and everything else in the area, leaving the gate completely undefended* "Taken care of!" *Gate explodes* "Oops."
Dreadstar Kilron> Heh
Dreadstar Kilron> Hah!
Khellias> It'll be "Hey, the gate is camped." "Just a sec." *Titan warps up and Doomsdays, destroying the gatecamp, the sentry guns, and everything else in the area, leaving the gate completely undefended* "Taken care of!" *Gate explodes* "Oops."
Dreadstar Kilron> Heh
Masakari God > /emote counts on both hands and both feet how many ships are mad at masakari atm
Masakari God > ok masakari ran out of fingers toes and elbows
Masakari God > lets just say there alot
Masakari God > 16 bs atm
Masakari God > 15
MrWhitei God > lol
MrWhitei God > you only have 16 fingers and toes?