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Valtis Thermalion > as someone put it, "The roleplay irony here is huge. The Amarr, the only faction to be ruled by a monarch and theoretically as technologically advanced as the Caldari, have collapsed into civil war. Meanwhile the Minmatar, whose boats are held together by duct-tape and hate, are triumphing along with their French allies"
Erfnam > exotic dancer BPC
Erfnam > is that like a used condom?
<Innerdrive> its like sweet balls filled with yellowish stuff ya can buy at the bakkery
<Innerdrive> i left them in the freezer all this time ;
<Innerdrive> about 5 hours to long ;
<Innerdrive> dunno the english word for it
<Innerdrive> they fill those balls etc completely with it
<Innerdrive> its filling
<Innerdrive> creammy filling
<Innerdrive> and my mum allways puts it on the table but i dont like it warm i want it cold
<Innerdrive> but now its gonna be frozen :/
<mim|BIG> i soo hope you're talking about custard
Rauk Bascha > u ARE gay
Spacemann Spliff > u ARE stupid
icey > u are tacos
McDan > it was nice, you should have been there
McDan > gal i hear you like to tickle sailors' balls while they sleep?
Galomier > I didnt wake you up did I?
Creed Demastikus > ^^
Logan Xerxes > OMGRAWR'ed :)
STRETTCH > hell where I'm from you'd strap him to a tractor... spread deer musk all over him, and leave him out by a salt lick somewhere with a set of antlers on and a tape of a doe in heat playing
Fuscous > ha you cant spell your way out of a wet bag
Kadka > ...
Kadka > wow that's...odd
Fuscous > heavy danish insult
Alejandro Zapata > lol
Kadka > (why would you be spelling inside a wet bag?)
Alejandro Zapata > sounds kinky
Kadka > indeed
Requiescat > count me in
Kadka > ....not it
Alejandro Zapata > not it
Kadka > fuscous you've been elected to be involved in the kinky spelling bee with req
Kadka > congradulations
Fuscous > sweetness
Kadka > may god have mercy
Requiescat > inside a wet bag?
Requiescat > bitchin
Viceroy > Our love for the equine is legendary, you uncivilized brute! Men of the caldari mount their horses every day!
Kirril > /emote warps to next gate looking over his shoulder.
Allangor > you have no idea how bad that sounds viceroy
Allangor > that deserves a omgrawr
BobGhengisKhan > You call those horses!? In matar we call those limp tailed pony's with unstable family lives.
Axedup > at least we not related to them
Kirril > i'll never let u have my exotic dancers!!
Viceroy > You insult our HORSES? This is reason for war!
wizzard66  > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66  > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66  > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66  > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66  > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66  > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66  > an erection that last a week
wizzard66  > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66  > but..
wizzard66  > my heart couldnt take it i guess
Anatoray > damn... we're outta toilet paper, and I gotta go...
Anatoray > think i might have to go for a walk over to work
Anatoray > yeah, definitely gotta go.
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