Foxhill > whats the purpose of strategic cruiser
KRATOS SABREWOLF > to cruise strategically
KRATOS SABREWOLF > to cruise strategically
Lady Khain - Iroflmao that's the difference between efficiency in action and efficiency inaction
SephiXan - how often do you tie your tongue LK?
Lady Khain - seph, I practise hours a day on voice and speech precisely so I DON'T tongue my tie :p
Lady Khain - wait
SephiXan - yes you did
SephiXan - how often do you tie your tongue LK?
Lady Khain - seph, I practise hours a day on voice and speech precisely so I DON'T tongue my tie :p
Lady Khain - wait
SephiXan - yes you did
Talaris EveningStar > Might be better off getting a Drake for now...
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Senator Gemminia > my dictor is dead, big fucking ASS camp
The Slayer > where da camp at
[Senator Gemminia > all close rang eon sendaya gate in doril
Thorn Glawer > an ass camp?
Thorn Glawer > sounds like our kind of thing
The Slayer > no no no
The Slayer > we have a lot of CAMP ASS in our alliance
The Slayer > easy mistake to make
Kaylee Starforge > define big fucking?
The Slayer > 6"11 Black man and a tube of lube?
Tripline > /emote shrugs
The Slayer > where da camp at
[Senator Gemminia > all close rang eon sendaya gate in doril
Thorn Glawer > an ass camp?
Thorn Glawer > sounds like our kind of thing
The Slayer > no no no
The Slayer > we have a lot of CAMP ASS in our alliance
The Slayer > easy mistake to make
Kaylee Starforge > define big fucking?
The Slayer > 6"11 Black man and a tube of lube?
Tripline > /emote shrugs
Felix Orwell > The other story that comes to mind is a pair of new pirates, or as I shall call them "newbrats"TM . . . well, they hid in a belt with a pair of Myrmidons that had cloaking devices.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
Targie McRed > Roses are Red; Violets are Blue; if you stay Docked; I cant shoot you :(
Silphe > roses are red violets are blue die in a fire
Targie McRed > and fuck you too ;)
Silphe > roses are red violets are blue die in a fire
Targie McRed > and fuck you too ;)
Dianabolic > if I catch u in a mining barge
Dianabolic > I'm going to pod u
Dianabolic > so do it secretly :p
Dianabolic > I'm going to pod u
Dianabolic > so do it secretly :p
Kronic Offender > lol, I gave you special corp powers!!
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > I can see the future and read minds!
* Par'Gellen tries to read his own mind and fails
Kronic Offender > Notify: You cannot read your own mind. Please use someone else's mind then try again. If you change your mind, please disconnect all attempts at mind reading first.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > I can see the future and read minds!
* Par'Gellen tries to read his own mind and fails
Kronic Offender > Notify: You cannot read your own mind. Please use someone else's mind then try again. If you change your mind, please disconnect all attempts at mind reading first.
*after wandering into a station and getting camped*
Promon Delnai > we appear to have misjudged the tactical situation
Promon Delnai > we appear to have misjudged the tactical situation
Egoblast > he got poped last night
Hoobie Bajoobie > they put a mitre on his head?
Egoblast > no, we made him holy
Hoobie Bajoobie > they put a mitre on his head?
Egoblast > no, we made him holy