Animactus: Hey guess what?
Mr. Abadi: what?
Animactus: I will be in a Retriever by this weekend
Mr. Abadi: coolio.
Animactus: Despite my love for shooting things. hmm....i guess il just imagine im pulling the hull off a ship
Mr. Abadi: made of rock
Animactus: Shhhh!!! your wrecking my delusions!
Mr. Abadi: what?
Animactus: I will be in a Retriever by this weekend
Mr. Abadi: coolio.
Animactus: Despite my love for shooting things. hmm....i guess il just imagine im pulling the hull off a ship
Mr. Abadi: made of rock
Animactus: Shhhh!!! your wrecking my delusions!
Zigy > Our corp plans for the next 12 months have officially been changed to "sumfin"
Blacklight > yeah DG and I agreed that was the most sensible strategic option
Blacklight > gives us unprecedented flexibility
Blacklight > yeah DG and I agreed that was the most sensible strategic option
Blacklight > gives us unprecedented flexibility
Tuxford > We could map ctrl-q to "eject from ship without confirmation" and just not tell anyone about it,... but frankly I think its too evil, even for me
Brynhilda > I used to write EVE Online porno
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o
Brynhilda > This is the Sexpod Armageddon class battleship, ready to dock at station XXX in the Vaginus system.
Brynhilda > Slowly...slowly...slowly....ahhh....
Brynhilda > Oh no! A roam! Undock!
Brynhilda > Crap! Too many! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have reinforcements! Undock!
Brynhilda > They dropped a Carrier! Dock!
Brynhilda > We counterdropped! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have a Titan! Dock!
Brynhilda > We have 2! Undock!
Brynhilda > They have more! Dock!
Brynhilda > Refit for smartbombs! Undock!
Brynhilda > FIRE ALL SMARTBOMBS!!
Brynhilda > *Sexpod explodes all over the station*
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_< you need meds...
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Major Kite > My god, basically everything he says has dual-layer encryption
Major KIte > It's stupid, and then it's crazy
Major KIte > It's stupid, and then it's crazy
Magic Trev > tell you what being in an alliance pisses me off for one main reason
Verone > why's that?
Verone > the mail icon flashing? lol
Magic Trev > when i see the mail button flash i get excited tihking its for me and that ihave friends
Verone > lmao
Verone > same here
Magic Trev > then its alliance and i realise once more im unloved
Verone > why's that?
Verone > the mail icon flashing? lol
Magic Trev > when i see the mail button flash i get excited tihking its for me and that ihave friends
Verone > lmao
Verone > same here
Magic Trev > then its alliance and i realise once more im unloved
Metamax Marconi > Trade? What are you, some kind of carebear? :p
Siriyana > I'm Emo Bear!
Metamax Marconi > Must be hard to Care Bear Stare with your hair going over one eye.
Ryo Jang > lol
Siriyana > It's only half as powerful, but it's twice as depressing
Metamax Marconi > Kind of like a marathon runner with only one leg.
Siriyana > Precisely! :D
Siriyana > I'm Emo Bear!
Metamax Marconi > Must be hard to Care Bear Stare with your hair going over one eye.
Ryo Jang > lol
Siriyana > It's only half as powerful, but it's twice as depressing
Metamax Marconi > Kind of like a marathon runner with only one leg.
Siriyana > Precisely! :D
Wandering Deathstriker > you guys have big ships
Balthagor > are you trying to be my girlfriend?
Balthagor > are you trying to be my girlfriend?
Dark Renegade the high what you think
Wei Li jesus fucking CHRIST, is THAT what I look like right now??!?!?
Thokia o.0
Thokia Is Wei high again?
Dark Renegade ye a
Thokia This explains why he thinks he looks like a Kitsune in front of a mirror. ><
Wei Li jesus fucking CHRIST, is THAT what I look like right now??!?!?
Thokia o.0
Thokia Is Wei high again?
Dark Renegade ye a
Thokia This explains why he thinks he looks like a Kitsune in front of a mirror. ><