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<Kudoris> Any news on the next mirror?
<Deepflame> No one knows
<Deepflame> I think they have a big wheel at CCP with lots of different tags on it
<Deepflame> And each morning they spin it
<Deepflame> "What do we do today?"
<Deepflame> If it hits mirror, then you're in luck
Arashi Miike > pfff...like I wouldnt have podded him for 50mil
Haffrage > I took a 1.6 sec hit too.
Haffrage > I used to be 2.7
David Darkstar > hey, you're a Caldari. You're supposed to pod your own
mom for ISK. Get over it.
Castironrat > first shite for 5 days, it hurt!
Castironrat > dont use imodium, it should be banned
Castironrat > :)
Killing Rang > thats getting omgrawred
Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
Onyxalia La'fiette > roni you changed the name on my cyclone
Ronistar > All I did was add a question mark
Ronistar > Sometimes people hear a song, and think "hmmm that needs more cowbell". Well, sometimes people see a phrase and think "hmmm that needs more punctuation"
(timestamps are necessary to quote, check time difference between first and second chat post :P)

[ 2003.11.23 02:50:51 ] Daehkthar Raehm > Hello Golem
[ 2003.11.23 03:31:57 ] GoLeM > hi Dae
[ 2003.11.23 03:32:41 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lightning quick reflexes :)
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > whew, barely got my greeting typed before he responded
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:27 ] Daehkthar Raehm > ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > he must be psychic :P
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:56 ] Daehkthar Raehm > wait shhh, i think he's typing again, give him another 15 minutes
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:15 ] Adrielle Firewalker > wow, faster than last time then
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:19 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:29 ] Adrielle Firewalker > maybe he's trying to set some kind of personal record?
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > hope he doesnt hurt himself
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > training for the speed typing championships
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:49 ] Adrielle Firewalker > training, bah he needs it not... with such skill the cup will be his for sure
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > haha
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Adrielle Firewalker > but will he get it home before the next milennium?
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > poor golem,we're ashing him and he cant type fast enough to counterattack
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:01 ] Daehkthar Raehm > bashing*
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:14 ] Kalahari Wayrest > counterattack? I doubt he's even noticed yet
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol true
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:53 ] Adrielle Firewalker > in about an hour we'll get a "hey!"
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:21 ] Kalahari Wayrest > and then it will start all over again ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:23 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:18 ] GoLeM > ROFL
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] Adrielle Firewalker > Maybe he knows that and has stopped typing
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] GoLeM > assholes
Dimitry > El Sid, then bring a friend
Azia Burgi > what system are you in sid?
El Sid > Are they effective?
Azia Burgi > friends?
Azia Burgi > yes
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish.
Cygnet Lythanea > Duduh. Duduh. dun dun dun dun dun dun duhdadaH!
Ackbarre > [20:43:41] Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish sticks.
Cygnet Lythanea > We're gonna need a bigger tartar sauce boat.
danneh > Deja has been jumping through the same gate for 30 minutes, to sabotage it now would be horrid
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