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Hard Corey > Engaged at jump bridge pos in nj4
Batolemaeus > she finally proposed?
iNfeck7ed > You cannot leave VFK-IV yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment.
iNfeck7ed > what the hell does this mean?
Issachiar > You're so gay a black hole has formed
Iynara Maeral > Yeah you big civire get off before my hair gets bent.
Seto Mazzarotto > heheheh.
* Seto Mazzarotto gets off
* Seto Mazzarotto stands up, rather. Damned innuendo.
MsBio II > What does a g-spot, a birthday, and a toilet bowl all have in common?
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
*Theo Samaritan docks his face with his desk to the sound of Blue Danube
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.
Luitenant Frost > ever1 should be aware u may want to steer clear of jita 4 moon 4 caldaris navy assembaly point there are high lv ships there that leave unmarked cargo containers hide an then attack you on sight if you even go near them
GrYeYeS > level 60 night elf ship
sugarXsugar > i gotta remember to thank Jacob for the title of "covops fetish boy". it's disturbingly fitting...
<Rod|> you guys are no fun :(
<Sky|Wrk> featherless chickens are fun
<Rod|> hmm
<Rod|> i fail to see the cause of their funnyness
<Sky|Wrk> coz i r playing wif thier feathers o/
ArmyOfMe > i swear my drones have become even more stupid after the patch
Wanna Kill > as usually im way ahead of you, my drones have been drooling idiots for ages
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