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Davlos > There is one difference between Jade and Goonswarm
Davlos > Goonswarm are good at roleplay
<Mud_Pandemonium> Goddamn Chef Boyardee.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
fallen merovigean > i would donte my left testi for a titan
Selquita > Hell, I'd donate one of fallen's testicles for a titan =)
Khellias> Something tells me I may be addicted to EVE.
Khellias> Like getting off from work early, and rather coming home to get some sleep, I come home and keep trying to sort my planned skills in EVEmon so that I won't lose training time...
* Khellias wonders how long before he starts hallucinating the tourists at work as roids.
Shadow XII > Get your basic learning to 5 and your advanced to 4.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Quinn Oron > I wonder what it's like to be an asteroid.
Nidia Masters > god you're such a carebear
Quinn Oron > Oh quiet. So what if I have more skillpoints in Industry than in other areas?
Admiral Fridge > he makes up for it by being an awesome refiner
Quinn Oron > Yeah. If I ever catch you at a station with a 50% refinery, you'll be in trouble.
<Kyranor> Yes i was first back into eve radio!!!!!!
<Orkki> Kyranor: congratulations that means your the most geekiest and most withdrawled of all of us :]
Dabuddha > been starting to look for somewhere i might fit in
Dabuddha > i can be kinda odd at times
Emperor paulpentine > welcome to QI :)
Juno Libertas > Interesting Question: Is there CONCORD presence in hisec incursion sites?
Mithena > question.... why are there headlights on these spaceships?
Minarqh > So you can see!
Mithena > see hwat.. it's space
Mithena > what*
Mithena > and why would you put a windshield on a spaceship which you would need to see your headlights....
Minarqh > To block out the wind!
Minarqh > Look, it's a game written by the descendants of vikings.
Minarqh > That fact should tell you everything you need to know.
Mithena > also... why does the tapedeck in my tornado play only ambient soundscape mixes
Minarqh > Vikings.
Mithena > shouldn't it play Bjork?
Truthbringer > muhahaha
Truthbringer > my april fools joke is complete
Truthbringer > Dear former parents, As per the teachings of the great L. Ron Hubbard, I have been instructed to disconnect from you because you are suppressive to me. You evaluate for me, invalidate me, interrupt me and remove all my gains. ...
Truthbringer > And you are destroying me. The Church of Scientology prohibits me from further contact and as such I will be disconnecting my phone and moving to where I can remove myself from antagonistic elements and embark on a journey of true adoration.
Truthbringer > your former son
Truthbringer > I wonder how long my mom will freak out
Nallii > she'll probably send you a letter bomb
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