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bsspewer > on official letter head i've been selected to partake in an oral examination
General Killah > means they want you to give them head
bsspewer > f*ck i'll give 'em head if i can get a job
Discrodia > Mush, TBH, you scare me more than my camp friend who came into our bunk one night (while camping on a friggin island) and announced he finally knew what breasts felt like. You scare me more than that.
holymeloncrusader: Minmatar is easy.. Strap rocket to ass. Tape uzi to forehead. Light rocket and scream while firing.
ssarkelias_anophius: roommates cooking weed pancakes
Zarius Elysium > Blimey it's like a dodgy car salesman faceoff here.
Goumeka Ghalvia > Welcome to Dodixie.
Zarius Elysium > 'TEll you whart, i'll throw you in this pile of salvage with your DOmi absoulutely freeeee.'
Blon Tork > nice
Zarius Elysium > 'CHeap as chips.'
Solara Hawk > thats about right zar
Summer Knights > if you question my integrity at least check my contract history first, my reputation is glisteningly perfect :)
Solara Hawk > buncha chinese gypsies selling you broken crap
Zarius Elysium > LOl they should do an EVE bargain hunt.
TANGO 2008 > lol
Zarius Elysium > 'John went for a nice navy issue vexor with his money, whilst Sam was a bit more cavaliar, going for a rather beat up old minmatar cyclone.'
Zarius Elysium > How will they do at auction? Lets find out!
Solara Hawk > hahaha
Solara Hawk > add some flannel shirts to that and you have yourself a redneck flea market
Zarius Elysium > :P.
Zarius Elysium > Lol it's even in the name. DoDIXIE.
Solara Hawk > LOL exaclty
Zarius Elysium > 'Hay ma, dems traders are on mah land again, get mah gun.'
Kesper North > It's pretty much the usual counterintelligence yak shave minus the IP addresses and hookers.
Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
Sweet Charity > I do have longish hair atm though
GrandMaster Achilleus > bet mines longer
Sweet Charity > possible, mine's been longer... just past the shoulder atm basically one length.
Sweet Charity > brown, with some 'clear'
GrandMaster Achilleus > past teh bottom of my shoulderblades here
Sweet Charity > yea, only been lettin' it go since Feb of last yea
GrandMaster Achilleus > I'm prob gettign mine cut soon, thinkign of loasign teh goat too
Sweet Charity > my gf likes it, so I let it go
GrandMaster Achilleus > I seem to be havign difficulties obtainign one of those so maybe changing things up a touch might help
GrandMaster Achilleus > thouygh aroudn here I'm not sure anythign other than
leavign will really help me
Sigillum Nefari > hmm I wonder what'll help me
Sigillum Nefari > too bad I can't start a new alt in rl
Sigillum Nefari > cause this one is seriously bugged
<@The_Vince> lol wife home
<@The_Vince> grabs my cc and off again
<@The_Vince> i mean wtf
<@The_Vince> she better bring beer
<@voodoo> or a sexy outfit
<@The_Vince> beer
<@Sprak> he only wants the beer -_-
<@Sprak> beer doesn't want to "talk" after you're finished with it
Seya Brennan: you hear these new heavy indterdictors will be able to tackle any ship, even if loaded with warp core stabs or if a supercapital
Minuteman: At 30km. While MWDing.
Minuteman: Or "bubble-mode", while getting rogered through every orofice and moving about as fast as a one-legged turtle.
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