Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
<@Grobtak|Home> Hmm.... Monday.. Means The Hoff is on TV tonight! ;)
<@wizzard66> on my tv, the hoff is available 24/7
<@wizzard66> burned into my plasma
<@wizzard66> even when its turned off, i see his excellent features
<@Midori> do you have a tatoo of him?
<@Midori> or a shrine somewhere in your house
<@wizzard66> dont be silly
<@Midori> or a folder of pictures of him and denise richards having sex
<@Grobtak|Home> :D
<@wizzard66> its not that its an obsession
@wizzard66 hides his bedlinnen with hoff 3d, curtains with denise richards naked, toiletpaper signed by hoff, his kit car build out of an old fiat with a red striped light, his kit-watch he talks into and his denise richards signed photo, odly smelly and stained after years of use
<@wizzard66> on my tv, the hoff is available 24/7
<@wizzard66> burned into my plasma
<@wizzard66> even when its turned off, i see his excellent features
<@Midori> do you have a tatoo of him?
<@Midori> or a shrine somewhere in your house
<@wizzard66> dont be silly
<@Midori> or a folder of pictures of him and denise richards having sex
<@Grobtak|Home> :D
<@wizzard66> its not that its an obsession
@wizzard66 hides his bedlinnen with hoff 3d, curtains with denise richards naked, toiletpaper signed by hoff, his kit car build out of an old fiat with a red striped light, his kit-watch he talks into and his denise richards signed photo, odly smelly and stained after years of use
Calon McCleod > can i get someone to do me a favor
Pliskkenn > It depends
Pliskkenn > If it involves nudity. Then no.
Calon McCleod > I need someoneto check escrow for a Brutix BPC, and a Miner 2 BPC
Calon McCleod > lol
Krigear Dilkalor > dont be so fast on judgement Pilsken
Krigear Dilkalor > after all.. your the one with a name who with just a little
misspelling means honry =)
Calon McCleod > lol
Krigear Dilkalor > *horny even... puts the beer assaid a sec
Pliskkenn > Bow chikka bow wow
Calon McCleod > lmao
Jamaish > *lol*
* Calon McCleod slowly, very carefully, moves as far from Plisk as he can move
Krigear Dilkalor > *tries to trip calon
Pliskkenn > It depends
Pliskkenn > If it involves nudity. Then no.
Calon McCleod > I need someoneto check escrow for a Brutix BPC, and a Miner 2 BPC
Calon McCleod > lol
Krigear Dilkalor > dont be so fast on judgement Pilsken
Krigear Dilkalor > after all.. your the one with a name who with just a little
misspelling means honry =)
Calon McCleod > lol
Krigear Dilkalor > *horny even... puts the beer assaid a sec
Pliskkenn > Bow chikka bow wow
Calon McCleod > lmao
Jamaish > *lol*
* Calon McCleod slowly, very carefully, moves as far from Plisk as he can move
Krigear Dilkalor > *tries to trip calon
Marishma > hehe, TV infomercials are like those really bad scams in Jita... I just noticed how similar they are
boulette > marko you need a dictor?
Marko Debreault > no?
Marko Debreault > I mean, sure?
boulette > yes!
Marko Debreault > like a fish needs a bicycle, baby
boulette > i know you do
boulette > you would be suprise marko fishes like to bicycle :P
Marko Debreault > no?
Marko Debreault > I mean, sure?
boulette > yes!
Marko Debreault > like a fish needs a bicycle, baby
boulette > i know you do
boulette > you would be suprise marko fishes like to bicycle :P
Lord Atazoth > after u drop ur load in the station
Kvlt'trve > i actually quite liked our nano naglfar idea
12433411 > i'm lost, what are we talking about again?
Kvlt'trve > just a metal frame with 1000mn mwd and capital AC
12433411 > 1000mn mwd?
Kvlt'trve > yeah
Kvlt'trve > new invention
12433411 > what would it do in siege?
Helvintr > it gets a speed bonus in siege
12433411 > go 0*600%?
12433411 > moar speed? :-)
Helvintr > yes, moar speed
Kvlt'trve > no no, more like 0*950% yeaahh!!!
12433411 > now that would be cool
Kvlt'trve > :)
12433411 > but it should be definitely faster than the machariel
Helvintr > look at the hull, how many blast pipes you could install in a line there
Kvlt'trve > if you nano a naglrfar and it starts orbiting, it flips around making it horizontall. thats why its build verticl
Helvintr > hah
Helvintr > thats a good one
Kvlt'trve > its like a giant switchblade
Helvintr > so, right now minmatar pilots in the naglfar are sitting at a 90 degree angle
Helvintr > waiting for the 1000mn mwd
12433411 > i'm lost, what are we talking about again?
Kvlt'trve > just a metal frame with 1000mn mwd and capital AC
12433411 > 1000mn mwd?
Kvlt'trve > yeah
Kvlt'trve > new invention
12433411 > what would it do in siege?
Helvintr > it gets a speed bonus in siege
12433411 > go 0*600%?
12433411 > moar speed? :-)
Helvintr > yes, moar speed
Kvlt'trve > no no, more like 0*950% yeaahh!!!
12433411 > now that would be cool
Kvlt'trve > :)
12433411 > but it should be definitely faster than the machariel
Helvintr > look at the hull, how many blast pipes you could install in a line there
Kvlt'trve > if you nano a naglrfar and it starts orbiting, it flips around making it horizontall. thats why its build verticl
Helvintr > hah
Helvintr > thats a good one
Kvlt'trve > its like a giant switchblade
Helvintr > so, right now minmatar pilots in the naglfar are sitting at a 90 degree angle
Helvintr > waiting for the 1000mn mwd
Bazman > i'm starting a pirate hauling buisness and i need finances
Bazman > omfg, i'm so saving this convo
anister > you're gonna haul pirates?
Ssieth > lol Hauling pirates?
Seras Martagne > How many pirates can you fit in a can?
Bazman > omfg, i'm so saving this convo
anister > you're gonna haul pirates?
Ssieth > lol Hauling pirates?
Seras Martagne > How many pirates can you fit in a can?
Shi Xia > Kermit how's miss piggy these days? she still doing that pids in space bit?
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > only problem, the bacon smell
Shi Xia > hehehe, mmmm bacon
Kermit Frogly > She doesnt say much these days though
Kermit Frogly > Has a frog in her throat
Shi Xia > o.0
Kermit Frogly > lol
Kermit Frogly > :D
Shi Xia > or perhaps she feeling a truffle under the weather
Kermit Frogly > perhaps
Kermit Frogly > she was always a bit hammy though
Kermit Frogly > until I smacked her in the chops
Shi Xia > lol
Shi Xia > but recently I saw her in a movie, she was kind of a boar to be honest
Kermit Frogly > she was probably hogging the camera
Shi Xia > what a friggen pig
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > should see the slop she tries to feed me
Shi Xia > hehehe
Shi Xia > when will it end?
Kermit Frogly > soon I hope
Kermit Frogly > lol
Father Goose > Probably in the fryer
Kermit Frogly > This should go on omgrawr
Kermit Frogly > at least she brings home the bacon
Shi Xia > yeah now your livin high off the hog
Kermit Frogly > rofl
Shi Xia > just think when she passes away you can start a sporting goods store and eat pork rinds for a yeart
Kermit Frogly > hey!
Kermit Frogly > I love pork rinds
Kermit Frogly > But when she dies I'll never eat pork again
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > only problem, the bacon smell
Shi Xia > hehehe, mmmm bacon
Kermit Frogly > She doesnt say much these days though
Kermit Frogly > Has a frog in her throat
Shi Xia > o.0
Kermit Frogly > lol
Kermit Frogly > :D
Shi Xia > or perhaps she feeling a truffle under the weather
Kermit Frogly > perhaps
Kermit Frogly > she was always a bit hammy though
Kermit Frogly > until I smacked her in the chops
Shi Xia > lol
Shi Xia > but recently I saw her in a movie, she was kind of a boar to be honest
Kermit Frogly > she was probably hogging the camera
Shi Xia > what a friggen pig
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > should see the slop she tries to feed me
Shi Xia > hehehe
Shi Xia > when will it end?
Kermit Frogly > soon I hope
Kermit Frogly > lol
Father Goose > Probably in the fryer
Kermit Frogly > This should go on omgrawr
Kermit Frogly > at least she brings home the bacon
Shi Xia > yeah now your livin high off the hog
Kermit Frogly > rofl
Shi Xia > just think when she passes away you can start a sporting goods store and eat pork rinds for a yeart
Kermit Frogly > hey!
Kermit Frogly > I love pork rinds
Kermit Frogly > But when she dies I'll never eat pork again
Ki Odo > Dude, you come in, blow me up, then try to ransome my ore? That's called a fuggin terrorist
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts