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Moogy > whats a fast way of making ISK?
Jirid > Moogy - use a female avatar
Kadavreski > every night b4 i go to bed i kneel down and say 'dear gank god, please, let me have a fair 1v1' and he tells me 'hahah you're asking for too much, gank someone who can't fight back'
Ikooni Slymo > 2006.03.26 08:25:40 combat Your Heavy
Neutron Blaster I perfectly strikes Serpentis Spy, wrecking for 1993.2
damage.
Ms Starbuck > 1993 was a good year
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Khellias> Playing the CCG and the online game at the same time.
Khellias> This seems kinda sad.
Khellias> But it is amusing.
NGTM1R > SIEGE MODE ON THE CAN!
Dranoel > i'm full of fail today, i't's leaking out
<Bizarre> Kurenin what did the doctor say?
<Kurenin> he shoved some shit up my bum
<Kurenin> then poured some barium in
<Kurenin> then blew air up my ass
<Kurenin> then I moved about and they took pictures of my stomach ;[
<jamesbaker> radioactive man!
<Superbeast> WTF
<Superbeast> WTF
<MCGIN> whats up kurenin
<Shin> did you check if they were real doctors?
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why hello there!
Overlord AmunRa > You have one of my containers what gives?
Yasujiro Kaibara > One of your containers? Oh, no no no. I have TWO of your containers.
(@Bizarre) 2005.12.17 19:53:35 combat Your Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery I perfectly strikes Caldari Control Tower [FFEW]<IRON> (Caldari Control Tower), wrecking for 17768.9 damage.
(@Dreadnought) meh
(@Dreadnought) my light ion blaster has done more
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