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Naverum > why is everyone targetting me? =/
Kidymkus > because Naverum means 'target me' in swahili
Fast Eddie > Imagine a match between Confederation Of Carebear Killers vs. (say) Company of United Neutral Traders, assuming such an alliance were created...
Helpdesk > I think the latter would get screwed, really...
Domo1 so thats why they say dont go into .0 space in a velator
Duckeye > I would die saving a woman, my only requirement is that once every year on the anniversary of my death, she has to come to my grave and masturbate on my grave
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"

--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Leonstein > Doug has a pic of my ass cos i mooned him this weekend, gadz he's gonna post it i know it
Jaseara > I hope not!
Jaseara > I'm gonna complain to the huamn rights people in the UN if he does :)
Corynthus > Hehe
Shandri > yeah,. we shouldn't have to watch such a thing
Shandri > as leo ass
Epofhis > hmm, im getting ready to have some fun
Epofhis > i do alot of lone hunting =(
* Jhodas covers his ass
* Epofhis removes jhodas's hands w/ the grace of a fallen angel
Jhodas > 2005.04.23 03:04:13 combat Your fist perfectly strikes Epofhis' face, wrecking years of dental work
DagnyTaggart > wow, not even with t2 brass knuckles....
Jhodas> rofl
Epofhis > 2005.04.23 03.04:45 Combat Your Ass plug t4 perfectly strikes [n00b] Jhodas for OMGWTFBBQ my ass leaks now damage
Jhodas> pmsl

Shadow Elysium > i think MC are showing though that frontline carriers work well
Ocara Nezus > Against an enemy who cant fight them.. yes
Ocara Nezus > but thats like saying, ''i think nukes work well in blowing countries up'
Tatsue Nuko > x in amarr, where do you want me and in what?
Stiehl Asior > in amarr in a sniping bs
Tindajii > My house, in a cute leather get-up
Tareen Kashaar > something sexy, in your hangar, in 1 minute
Nekumi > in my bed in the nude!
Stiehl Asior > warp to 0 and jump on contact
Atandros > SF alliance chat, nothing like it.
Tindajii > yeah, But I was the only one who was serious!
Rooker > man, that chili I ate last night is doin bad things to me this morning :x
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
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