Requiescat > LOOKING FOR A RICH, HIGH SEC INDUSTRIAL CORP THAT MY ALT CAN ROB. PREFERABLY IN MINMATAR SPACE, AS THAT IS MORE CONVENIENT FOR MY LAZY SELF.
Requiescat > also convo me if you are interested in skipping the middle man and contracting all your assets to me.
Minerva Vulcan > Requies, I gotta say, that kind of honesty is refreshing!
Requiescat > money helps me stay fresh, hun. feed the monster?
Minerva Vulcan > I sent you a mil just because I like your gumption
Requiescat > <3
Requiescat > also convo me if you are interested in skipping the middle man and contracting all your assets to me.
Minerva Vulcan > Requies, I gotta say, that kind of honesty is refreshing!
Requiescat > money helps me stay fresh, hun. feed the monster?
Minerva Vulcan > I sent you a mil just because I like your gumption
Requiescat > <3
ShadowMaiden > what about those condoms with anaesthetic on the inside
Merii Kha'sen > inside
Merii Kha'sen > or outside?
ShadowMaiden > makes you numb to prevent premature cumming
Merii Kha'sen > I'd be a dick tho
Merii Kha'sen > and put it on inside out
ShadowMaiden > you can wear then inside out and you dont have to wake anyone up
SilentHunter13 > thats going on omgrawr
Merii Kha'sen > inside
Merii Kha'sen > or outside?
ShadowMaiden > makes you numb to prevent premature cumming
Merii Kha'sen > I'd be a dick tho
Merii Kha'sen > and put it on inside out
ShadowMaiden > you can wear then inside out and you dont have to wake anyone up
SilentHunter13 > thats going on omgrawr
LegilGalad > i guess u click post mail to post ur kill or death
LegilGalad > i thought it posted it automatically somehow using EVE magic
PKlavins > ...hmm...or maybe if i stick a paprika up my ass, a monkey in timbuktu will dance the cha-cha O.o
LegilGalad > i thought it posted it automatically somehow using EVE magic
PKlavins > ...hmm...or maybe if i stick a paprika up my ass, a monkey in timbuktu will dance the cha-cha O.o
theRaptor > I was teasing atan
Atandros > LIAR
* Atandros sulks and cries
theRaptor > I bet this is how he does diplomacy
Atandros > no with diplomacy i hold my breath and tell them I'll keep holding it until they agree to our demands
Mordax Ibrium > How long can you last?
Atandros > I don't know. That's the fun part!
Atandros > LIAR
* Atandros sulks and cries
theRaptor > I bet this is how he does diplomacy
Atandros > no with diplomacy i hold my breath and tell them I'll keep holding it until they agree to our demands
Mordax Ibrium > How long can you last?
Atandros > I don't know. That's the fun part!
Grenja Stosjanovic > the grind stalled a bit
Grenja Stosjanovic > i had to take a break because the courier runs were getting to me
Grenja Stosjanovic > i mission for the pretty lights dammit!
Grenja Stosjanovic > i had to take a break because the courier runs were getting to me
Grenja Stosjanovic > i mission for the pretty lights dammit!
Monma Cicov > o/
Parakleez > lo
Tharon > O
Tharon > /
Monma Cicov > wow, you severed your arm!
Monma Cicov > does it hurt?
Tharon > yeah,its a nice trick,eh?
Tharon > no its out of wood anyway
Tharon > as is my right leg
Parakleez > lo
Tharon > O
Tharon > /
Monma Cicov > wow, you severed your arm!
Monma Cicov > does it hurt?
Tharon > yeah,its a nice trick,eh?
Tharon > no its out of wood anyway
Tharon > as is my right leg
Taldian Ravenstone > you people are psychotic
Recusor > id say sociopathic
Jon Engel > or bored as hell.
Recusor > id say sociopathic
Jon Engel > or bored as hell.
Tareen Kashaar > Best Looking Ship <-- wins
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
Kara Starpulse > Where did all the ice belts go?
Vanguarder > universal warming
Vanguarder > universal warming
Carr Lan > I tried to salvage a minmitar ship for an hour today, untill the pilot told me to stop following him around