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Byrn Daar > I bet you didn't find the cookies hidden in the dark corner tho...
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
Shova'k > http://media.fukung.net/images/9087/donotmolest2.jpg
Par'Gellen > molesting gators is a big problem here in florida
Par'Gellen > at least twice a week someone here in town tries to give one a handjob
Taihira > *laughs*
Taihira > slimes is'nta club. it's a vile pit of depravity, noise, filth, sweat and unrepressed hormones.
Taihira > bit like matt's crotch but with more rubber and glowsticks.
Logoth > so its a classy nightclub
Fio Shovah > Tahira: you ain't seen my crotch in a while then?
Logoth > thank god
Taihira > oh yes, the dealers are a very select clientelle, admitted only when the bouncers know they're getting a cut.
skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Eskona Runningstar > green star = same corp, blue star = same alliance, red star = war target
Devilish Ledoux > purple star = homo
Kodell > /emote puts on his purple star
BeniahTheSilent > Hey Kodell
Benjamin Schutty > so where are the cool guys living ?
Mactire > f-y
N1fty > no, he said the cool guys
Khellias> I came across a quote about why you shouldn't store anything you want to keep in Par'gellen's hangar.
Khellias> Par is now the patron demigod of miners in my book.
Fh'ear > Classic retard moment incomming.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.
Friar Kite > I just tried to copy-paste ammo from the corporate hangar into my cargohold
Friar Kite > I need a fucking drink
<+Batolemaeus> we lost basically one mothership / week at home while grinding through fountain
* Kurann facepalms
<+Kurann> i wish i had a mom
<+Kurann> make money making so much easier
* Ulviirala snickers endlessly over what Kurann just wrote.
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