Gunsnroses > hey guys i got an implant, how do i put it in?
Grankor > Bend over
Grankor > Bend over
Caradis Vocz > /emote sings, "Oh! The year was seventeen-seventy-eight! - How I wish I was in Sherebrooke now.... - When a Letter of Marque came from the King to the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen!"
Caradis Vocz > /emote sings, "Goddamn-them-all! I was told, we'd cruise the seas for amreican gold! I'd fire no guns, shed no tears! Now I'm a broken man on a halifax pier, the last of Barret's Privateers!"
Caradis Vocz > Nothin' like an old sea-shanty to wake ya up in th' mornin'!
Caradis Vocz > /emote sings, "Goddamn-them-all! I was told, we'd cruise the seas for amreican gold! I'd fire no guns, shed no tears! Now I'm a broken man on a halifax pier, the last of Barret's Privateers!"
Caradis Vocz > Nothin' like an old sea-shanty to wake ya up in th' mornin'!
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
Samantha Achasse > 1 au = 149.000.000 km
Temptress Amarr > and 1000 of those km equal mm right
Temptress Amarr > or is it 1000mm equal one km
Spork Witch > tempt: 1000 km = 1000000mm
Spork Witch > tempt: metric is not complicated, move the decimal. 1m = 100cm = 1000mm
Spork Witch > 1km = 1000m
Spork Witch > http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png
Spork Witch > instructions on the metric system
Temptress Amarr > and 1000 of those km equal mm right
Temptress Amarr > or is it 1000mm equal one km
Spork Witch > tempt: 1000 km = 1000000mm
Spork Witch > tempt: metric is not complicated, move the decimal. 1m = 100cm = 1000mm
Spork Witch > 1km = 1000m
Spork Witch > http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/science.png
Spork Witch > instructions on the metric system
Jompa > does the alliance have any policy on killing ore theifs???
Xaar > sure - kill them
Lori Ana > NRDS policy
Lori Ana > ok :)
Jompa > they do turn red when they steal :D
Xaar > that's the best one I've heard in days
Jompa > we happened to pop one just now, so i thought i should ask :D
<Viceroy> i'm fat irl, i don't want my ship to be fat in a game :/
MrShooter > I'm currently in an Osprey with the WORST SETUP EVER™ (C)
MrShooter > I gave a veteran a screenshot of the setup
Geirkztilb > capacitor fluxs in all the lows?
MrShooter > He ran off to a corner of the room and started sobbing and rocking back and forth
MrShooter > I'll post it now :D
Geirkztilb > i look forward to it
MrShooter > http:// img161.imageshack.us/img161/6137/thehorrormz4.jpg
MrShooter > I was going to put a micro smartbomb in place of the rocket launcher but I didn't want anyone to commit suicide when they looked at it
Geirkztilb > im sterile now, thanks alot asshole
MrShooter > hold on, I'm going to post this in corp chat
MrShooter > ...
MrShooter > holy shit, I didn't know it was possible to have a mob of angry people with flaming pitchforks rampage through the station
Geirkztilb > it is now
MrShooter > I gave a veteran a screenshot of the setup
Geirkztilb > capacitor fluxs in all the lows?
MrShooter > He ran off to a corner of the room and started sobbing and rocking back and forth
MrShooter > I'll post it now :D
Geirkztilb > i look forward to it
MrShooter > http:// img161.imageshack.us/img161/6137/thehorrormz4.jpg
MrShooter > I was going to put a micro smartbomb in place of the rocket launcher but I didn't want anyone to commit suicide when they looked at it
Geirkztilb > im sterile now, thanks alot asshole
MrShooter > hold on, I'm going to post this in corp chat
MrShooter > ...
MrShooter > holy shit, I didn't know it was possible to have a mob of angry people with flaming pitchforks rampage through the station
Geirkztilb > it is now
PKlavins > hehe just rediscovered my deodorant cannon we used as a school project inside my bag
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.
* Ilcrowe drinks to forget
Lanifiel > How's that working out for you? :)
Ilcrowe > How's what working out?
Lanifiel > How's that working out for you? :)
Ilcrowe > How's what working out?
Typhoid Mary > Come to old man star, Steel. I need to test my dread
Steeldragon Ronin > will can i bring a couple of friends
RangerXT > lol, you know a phoenix dread tanked like 40 players for like 10 minutes
RangerXT > bring a lot of friends
Steeldragon Ronin > lets see 1 that has a dread and 2 that have assulth ship and a bs
RangerXT > you probably don't even know what a dread is.......
Steeldragon Ronin > ya i do its a elite frig
RangerXT > ....
Steeldragon Ronin > will can i bring a couple of friends
RangerXT > lol, you know a phoenix dread tanked like 40 players for like 10 minutes
RangerXT > bring a lot of friends
Steeldragon Ronin > lets see 1 that has a dread and 2 that have assulth ship and a bs
RangerXT > you probably don't even know what a dread is.......
Steeldragon Ronin > ya i do its a elite frig
RangerXT > ....