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Senjo Ling > women are like donuts
Senjo Ling > they can be creme filled, or with a layer of glaze
Charmaine Erickson > when i call someone a sweetheart, i simply mean he/she is a real nice person, so excuse me if im wrong
tsukubasteve > when i call someone a sweetheart, it's because I'm trying to shove my dick in their mouth.
Charmaine Erickson > i won't make that mistake again
StratComm > I think I just set my kitchen on fire
StratComm > brb
Max Horkheimer > Is there any religions that have gods especially for doing well in computer games?
[+DJ_Splendid] damnnn. cube was sinister shit. cube 3 adds a whole new level of sinister shitstack
[+DJ_Splendid] im sleeping with the light on
[+DJ_Splendid] and an airgun under my pillow
[+DJ_Splendid] and my taekwonodo gear on
[+DJ_Splendid] and my katana on the windowsill
[+DJ_Splendid] fuckit. im ringing mummy
<DigitalCommunist> im getting the evil eye of orms by gore from some girl that sits next to me
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
moo inc > want something done right yah gotta do it urself
Samourais > I dont know, paying someone to do it while you watch is very pleasant sometimes.
Samourais > Ok that sounded real bad if not following the convo lol
Kitsune Silvertail > /emote snickers.
<HellGremlin> Germans are scary no matter what they're doing.
<HellGremlin> Even brushing their teeth, I imagine they mumble "DU HAST TARTAR. REPORTEN SIE DAS EIN GASCHAMBER, DENTAL PLAQUEHIMMEL."
Tsunamisan > hows rout D-Gtmi > PI5?
Ramashek > a little hostile :P
Ramashek > and by a little hostile, i mean "aaaahhh" boom boom zap zap peow "wow nice station"
Flesh Trader > time to hit the cinema w Mrs Flesh...
Flesh Trader > going to see "Accepted"
Morgyrum > make sure you buy the big popcorn
Jinkei > why, is it that long?
Morgyrum > no, i just like popcorn :)
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