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Karadion > anyone know 1v status?
Lyonic > its...
Lyonic > single and looking i think
flashfreaking > it's not Eve is 4 Bob
flashfreaking > or Eve is 4 MC
flashfreaking > it's Eve is for Lag
Biggus Tankus > And guys if your female housemates invite themselves on a night out with you as a gang. there were 4 lads 6 girls tonite DON'T chat about sex aids
Biggus Tankus > i learnt a thing or 2 tonight
Biggus Tankus > well they waited till i was drunk
Biggus Tankus > so i fell for it
Suva Medinna > you coulda brought back to the house and whipped em up some deep fried edible panties bt
Lomong > "Here BT, some edible underwear" *BT fries the edible underwear*
Biggus Tankus > my ex had edible panties
Alocin > Deep fried, right? Or Sauteed? =P
Suva Medinna > omg
Biggus Tankus > no like liquorice
Biggus Tankus > or sommat
Biggus Tankus > tasted nice anyhow
Biggus Tankus > She never worn em lol i ate em outta packet
Biggus Tankus > she also had strawberry and cream bodypaint...i ate that with a spoon from the jar
Biggus Tankus > and chocolate bodypaint
yoyaz > 1v1 in my safespot
yoyaz > oh wait you cant get in my hangar to spin war, nvm
[+Gunnar_Aztek] too bad the nerf button is labeled "strip fittings"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"
Atreus Venom > hellz yes id love to be a naked chick for a day... id take pictures of myself and wait to turn back to a guy
Vassili Dashkov > You know you've been playing too much EVE when your warp drive comes online and your lights in your house go dim
Mike C > CCP transferred all the nodes to Veldspar: Online
Mike C > where you follow a lonely miner with only his hulk and his right hand to keep him company
Lockette > lol
Fenria Wolf > and pudding.... dont forget pudding
Sicar Kull > Then again, I'm flyin' somethin' the size of a housecat's nut.
Gaden Tsero > True or False: Panda Bears are sexier than giraffes
Azia Burgi > false
Auferre > If you're a panda, probably.
Gaden Tsero > That's what my mom said
Troy Calabash > If you consider how much trouble zoos have getting pandas to breed, apparently they're not even particularly sexy to other pandas.
Gaden Tsero > What a Gallentean thing to say
Gaden Tsero > Hippie
Auferre > For all I know, pandas dress up as giraffes to attract each other in the wild.
Gaden Tsero > That strangely makes sense
Azia Burgi > explains sooooo much
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