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Scorpio Hollanda > Because I swear to Beelzebub, if I go mining in my Domi again, she'll selfdestruct out of spite.
Tiree > damn got disco'd
Mark Lucius > John Travolta killed you?
Zerokilla85 > i dont want a missile up my ass from u
Drago Katsov > i don't use missiles
Drago Katsov > contrary to the Caldariness
Drago Katsov > i am teh Amarrian master o/
Zerokilla85 > lol
Zerokilla85 > ok i dont want a powerful beam up my ass
Sanctus Gabriel > thats not what the graffiti on the toilet wall says
Evil Sulu > Buy me a vindicator
GenePool Chlorinator > well.. ok.. but I can't fly it back to you :(
GenePool Chlorinator > can I bring you some exotic dancers instead?
Evil Sulu > Then buy me a black hooker, a tube of ky, a red dildo, duct tape, a marsupial, a camero, and a briefcase full of explosives
<Kurenin> do you have a glass stomach?
<Sinist> No
<Kurenin> oh so
<Kurenin> how can you like see
<Kurenin> with your head so far up your arse?
Aiyeeta Beaver > /emote starts panting "Doctor said no heavy lifting, and what do I do? I move 600k of Fusion L"
Aiyeeta Beaver > I get hernia surgery, and what do I have to show for it? A 29 jump trip, uphill, both ways...... through the cold dead of space... and mother wouldn't drive her car out unless it was -20 degrees Kelvin... =P
Arna Padrona > As a smoker, the term "fag" stands out.
Arna Padrona > So many time I've been out in fleet formations and say "Gimme 3, I'm gonna have a fag" and hear 5 americans roaring with laughter.
JoDDan > That is pretty funny "having a fag"
Arna Padrona > Worst part was when they once said "that was quick" and I replied "hey, I'm a chef, I need to be fast. I can suck down a fag in 60 seconds" or something like that...
JoDDan > OMG Now that is funny
Tobias Nightbringer > LMAO, Arna...the awkward silence must have been golden.
Arna Padrona > Kind of is, yeah, but at that point I was pretty embarrassed. :)
Arna Padrona > "Silence?" Try... "all hell breaking loose." :)
Tombozo > Croooovan
Crovan > What?
Crovan > No
Tombozo > I thought you might say that
Tombozo > In preparation
Tombozo > I have taken your exotic dancers hostage.
Davien Kaahtt > GAH!!!
Davien Kaahtt > Its rainy outside and my windows are down
Nooey > Alt-F4 your windows then
Nooey > Err, close them, I mean
Regara Draco > anti you are parking your ship through my ship
Regara Draco > that is very rude
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