<trenton> can anyone help?
<jetuser> hm
<jetuser> bh can
<jetuser> poke one of them
* trenton slaps [BH]Bot around a bit with a large trout
<trenton> hello ? bot
<trenton> how do i poke him?
<jetuser> hm
<jetuser> bh can
<jetuser> poke one of them
* trenton slaps [BH]Bot around a bit with a large trout
<trenton> hello ? bot
<trenton> how do i poke him?
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Dalete > The Myrmidon and Ishtar are sexy ships.
Dalete > I need to hire someone with artistic skills to draw them into hot avatar chicks so we can watch hot Gallente ship-on-ship action.
Dian Lung > o_o
Dian Lung > That's...scary.
Dian Lung > And yet, I'm kinda intrigued.
Dalete > The only question would be: what would they look like?
Dian Lung > The Myrm would have an awesome bust. The ship is top heavy, but tall enough to look slim.
Dalete > Alright, but then Ishy's got DAT ASS. :D
Dalete > I need to hire someone with artistic skills to draw them into hot avatar chicks so we can watch hot Gallente ship-on-ship action.
Dian Lung > o_o
Dian Lung > That's...scary.
Dian Lung > And yet, I'm kinda intrigued.
Dalete > The only question would be: what would they look like?
Dian Lung > The Myrm would have an awesome bust. The ship is top heavy, but tall enough to look slim.
Dalete > Alright, but then Ishy's got DAT ASS. :D
Hobblah > maximizing boredom: doing taxes while camping a gate
Tristan Acoma [prax]: My country fought a war so we wouldn't have to care about the royal baby :colbert:
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: fuck babies
Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg): yeh, and the bloody wife wont change channel
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: dont fuck babies
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: but you know
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: fuck 'em
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: fuck babies
Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg): yeh, and the bloody wife wont change channel
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: dont fuck babies
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: but you know
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: fuck 'em
Piatora > Me to Aran: You just missed a helluvah fight bro. Aran to Me: Im in the middle of a BJ, TTYL.
Piatora > <3
Devie Viviem > win
Fugusha Kisai > lol
jockz > lawl
DeasGuCath > I didn't know Aran was that flexible...
Maxx McKay > I don't know, that fight was almost worth missing a BJ
Maxx McKay > *almost*
Fugusha Kisai > indeed
Piatora > <3
Devie Viviem > win
Fugusha Kisai > lol
jockz > lawl
DeasGuCath > I didn't know Aran was that flexible...
Maxx McKay > I don't know, that fight was almost worth missing a BJ
Maxx McKay > *almost*
Fugusha Kisai > indeed
Lythandar > I dont wanna go to work i rather stay home and drink a few more beers.
Mordek > call in sick
Lythandar > can't. they are short too many people the only way I'm getting out of work if i lose a leg or soemthing
Mordek > you don't really need that to play eve...
Mordek > call in sick
Lythandar > can't. they are short too many people the only way I'm getting out of work if i lose a leg or soemthing
Mordek > you don't really need that to play eve...
Sovereign533 > my rl friend made his wife mine when he was at work...
Frederick Gerhard > rotfl
The Apocalypse > he made his wife yours? wtf
Safour > lol
Jelmer > Sharing is caring.... ehm....
Svetlanna > kinky
Cmdr FlipFlop > lol...yea
Jelmer > Very, actually
Frederick Gerhard > rotfl
The Apocalypse > he made his wife yours? wtf
Safour > lol
Jelmer > Sharing is caring.... ehm....
Svetlanna > kinky
Cmdr FlipFlop > lol...yea
Jelmer > Very, actually
<Grey_Loki> <Vivisector> Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML
<Grey_Loki> Ahahahahahha
<Grey_Loki> Ahahahahahha
Lister Black > I have an Arbalest in my pants.