Faux > /emote prepares for a battle of wits.. and then notices his oppenant..
<@HellGremlin> If I own cats, I'll own like, 15, and say I'm one of those charity animal people
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
StratComm > I think I just set my kitchen on fire
StratComm > brb
StratComm > brb
Lancashirian > long story short, my wife and I got into a fight and I grew a mustache to spite her
RAMSE GAC > cant connect to vent server dont know why
bazzed > its teamspeak ramse?!
RAMSE GAC > ups ok
bazzed > its teamspeak ramse?!
RAMSE GAC > ups ok
Thrak > `how do you apply nanite repair paste? drag it on the damaged mods?
LodiLode > use a toothbrush?
LodiLode > i like mint flavored
Insuljun > More great thinkers!
Bosco Devorak > Yes! Nanite Paste! Now with tooth whitening flouride!
LodiLode > use a toothbrush?
LodiLode > i like mint flavored
Insuljun > More great thinkers!
Bosco Devorak > Yes! Nanite Paste! Now with tooth whitening flouride!
Wrayeth > o Beefy. lol
Princess Beefcurtains > hi2u o/
Princess Beefcurtains > nice lil gank squad there :D (vindi, mach, mega and falcon amongst other things)
Ezekiel One > hehe, almost got me
Constantinee > Werent after you mate thats why i dident lock and scram u :)
Princess Beefcurtains > of course its no match for me and my uber alt, I would have come pwned you cept... I have a cough.. its awful
Ezekiel One > oic
Wrayeth > LOL
Princess Beefcurtains > *cough*
Princess Beefcurtains > see
Princess Beefcurtains > hi2u o/
Princess Beefcurtains > nice lil gank squad there :D (vindi, mach, mega and falcon amongst other things)
Ezekiel One > hehe, almost got me
Constantinee > Werent after you mate thats why i dident lock and scram u :)
Princess Beefcurtains > of course its no match for me and my uber alt, I would have come pwned you cept... I have a cough.. its awful
Ezekiel One > oic
Wrayeth > LOL
Princess Beefcurtains > *cough*
Princess Beefcurtains > see
Duckeye > bruhaha
Pai Hao > Its Duckeye the murderous, run!
* ShadowDraqon murders duckeye
Duckeye > that doesn't leave me much room to come up with a response
ShadowDraqon > yet you did
Pai Hao > Its Duckeye the murderous, run!
* ShadowDraqon murders duckeye
Duckeye > that doesn't leave me much room to come up with a response
ShadowDraqon > yet you did
niki> SISI WILL BURN
niki> BUUURN
Karbowiak> what will sisi do niki ?
niki> next mass test
niki> All participants will receive 2 million test server (Singularity-only) skillpoints as a reward.
niki> :<
Karbowiak> you're supposed to write BUUUURN
Karbowiak> and then i go 'what?' you go BUUUURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN again
niki> :(
niki> sowwy
niki> i'm so sowwy
Karbowiak> lets try it again
niki> SISI WILL BURN
Karbowiak> what will sisi do niki ?
niki> BUUURN
Karbowiak> what?
niki> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
Karbowiak> you sure ?
niki> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
PeterPowers> sisi sp are so useless
Karbowiak> actually, nevermind
Karbowiak> now it looks staged
niki> BUUURN
Karbowiak> what will sisi do niki ?
niki> next mass test
niki> All participants will receive 2 million test server (Singularity-only) skillpoints as a reward.
niki> :<
Karbowiak> you're supposed to write BUUUURN
Karbowiak> and then i go 'what?' you go BUUUURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN again
niki> :(
niki> sowwy
niki> i'm so sowwy
Karbowiak> lets try it again
niki> SISI WILL BURN
Karbowiak> what will sisi do niki ?
niki> BUUURN
Karbowiak> what?
niki> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
Karbowiak> you sure ?
niki> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
PeterPowers> sisi sp are so useless
Karbowiak> actually, nevermind
Karbowiak> now it looks staged
CCP Soundwave > I can see the server room from here, and nothing seems to be on fire.
CCP Soundwave > it's probably just a new feature
CCP Soundwave > it's probably just a new feature