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SerraTsunami> We should just put DDR arrows over that video of Britney at the MTV awards.
Dreadstar Kilron> With a lot of 'Boo!' included.
Siren Sylvanis > wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lord Kermit > ur a nut :P
*Lord Kermit shoots a peanut at siren
*Siren Sylvanis dodges the peanut and keeps running
Siren Sylvanis > wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee your nut launcher can't beat my transversal!
* TheJacko starts musical chairs
TheJacko > then
* TheJacko downs a bottle of vodka
* Damien Smith does nekked breakdancing
TheJacko > :o
TheJacko > no you fucking dont
TheJacko > not why i am in your room
you dont
Damien Smith > lmao
Leet Al > I bet I can beat you damien
Damien Smith > erm.. no thanks
Damien Smith > that's what jacko's for ;)
<Viceroy> the odds on me getting pregnant are pretty low
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
Ruric Thyase > penguins are the money maker
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Norrin Ellis > Nudity is like ketchup. It just makes things better.
T'Amber > why is no-one in eve voice
Icarileo > cos we're all on ts2 bitching how bad it is
Icarileo > vent was crystal, i liked vent
T'Amber > it's a pitty my 250man vent server cost so much to run.....
T'Amber > you could literraly hear the wet slurp inbetween the fap
<DigitalCommunist> oh oh, wanna hear something great
<occursion> france was blown up?
<DigitalCommunist> yesterday Skillz send me an evemail, calling me an idiot for still playing the game
<Rod_> lol
<DigitalCommunist> apparently, he forgot you had to pay a subscription to log in and send evemails
<Rod_> Skillz calling anyone an idiot is in itself something worth mentioning
<Rod_> point proven again :)
<Rod_> lol
<Rod_> thats pretty damn dumb
BeanBagKing > o/
BeanBagKing > I think I put more vodka in this glass that I thought...
Konferge > o/
De'Veldrin > Everything is better with vodka
Konferge > no wonder you're so happy
BeanBagKing > my carrier is like my dick, I only get to pull it out about once a year, so I might as well celebrate right?
De'Veldrin > Damned right.
Konferge > Exactly
Konferge > So my carrier is like your dick, once a year, my Aeon must be like mine... never
<%D2> Mud you awake
<KomradeVirtunov> They say if you say his name three times, he'll appear out of the mist and try to get you addicted to morphine.
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