Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
StarRanger > is there nothing happening within our alliance? its so damn quiet
Veerloth > I usually wake em up by threatening to start singing Carpenter songs
Lowkey Asgaurd > lol
Veerloth > They know I'm crazy enough to do it too
turquois > Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear........................
Katt Blanchard > i particularly like the one you sing about mahogany sideboards :P
Veerloth > /emote joins in
Veerloth > Everytime... you are near lalala
Lowkey Asgaurd > /emote puts in ear plugs
Anatolus Kaldar > hi @ all
Veerloth > o/
turquois > hiya nato
Katt Blanchard > o
Lowkey Asgaurd > o/
Anatolus Kaldar > i cant stay long i have to look for a new alliance
turquois > how come?
Anatolus Kaldar > bad taste in music
Veerloth > I usually wake em up by threatening to start singing Carpenter songs
Lowkey Asgaurd > lol
Veerloth > They know I'm crazy enough to do it too
turquois > Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear........................
Katt Blanchard > i particularly like the one you sing about mahogany sideboards :P
Veerloth > /emote joins in
Veerloth > Everytime... you are near lalala
Lowkey Asgaurd > /emote puts in ear plugs
Anatolus Kaldar > hi @ all
Veerloth > o/
turquois > hiya nato
Katt Blanchard > o
Lowkey Asgaurd > o/
Anatolus Kaldar > i cant stay long i have to look for a new alliance
turquois > how come?
Anatolus Kaldar > bad taste in music
wardo656 > /emote might have a victory wank
Bartholomule > "It takes a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."
Quanghis Fro > even more so to forget to go to bathroom
Quanghis Fro > even more so to forget to go to bathroom
(referencing a bumper sticker he saw)
Centra Spike > "Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to you next."
Centra Spike > "Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to you next."
Caffran Dercius > nah, serous I have one it's cool - sorta loose relationship which suits me fine
jackmcglugoff > hell yeh
jackmcglugoff > yeah*
Belgarath Sunstrider > is the relationship the only thing thats loose then?
jackmcglugoff > ha ha
Caffran Dercius > the sex is too
jackmcglugoff > hell yeh
jackmcglugoff > yeah*
Belgarath Sunstrider > is the relationship the only thing thats loose then?
jackmcglugoff > ha ha
Caffran Dercius > the sex is too
Nessaji > any preference on what to fly on the pvp op by fc?`
Captain O'bvious > ibis
Nessaji > rgr, blaster or tackler setup?
Captain O'bvious > ibis
Nessaji > rgr, blaster or tackler setup?
Promon Delnai > Ummmm
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
EVE System > Channel MOTD: <color=0xff00ff00>Welcome to the irish Chat Channel.
Marshall Jackhammer > Hang on.... hang on.... I'm the ONLY person in Irish chat? Well.... time to implement my new rules then.
Marshall Jackhammer > Firstly.... Darc and Dark must now become the same person ; DarcIreland
Marshall Jackhammer > Secondly: Ren and Geese must officially adopt me as their son
Marshall Jackhammer > Thirdly: Simon sizzle fuck must remain in 0.0 until I end him
Marshall Jackhammer > Fourthly: Mira must provide me with one wheat bar a day because she is a he and it disturbs my dream rhythms.
Marshall Jackhammer > Fifthly Jaggeh will not crush any more of my young dreams.
Marshall Jackhammer > sixthly: People will stop pretending to be girls unless they either a - are girls. B - Have serious transgender issues they need explored
Marshall Jackhammer > Seventhly: People shall not badmouth Bantams in the vain hope of getting put on the bantam fleet destruction list. The list is there to serve a genuine purpose, not to make you feel "cool"
Marshall Jackhammer > Eightly: What's the deal with airline food? You don't even get in anymore. Despite how bad it was in the past, the void in my stomach wants it back.... now!
Marshall Jackhammer > Ninthly: Root should create his own world conquering Corp and invite all the Irish on board for the craic.
Marshall Jackhammer > Tenthly: Reach out and touch faith *cue Depeche Mode*
Marshall Jackhammer > Hang on.... hang on.... I'm the ONLY person in Irish chat? Well.... time to implement my new rules then.
Marshall Jackhammer > Firstly.... Darc and Dark must now become the same person ; DarcIreland
Marshall Jackhammer > Secondly: Ren and Geese must officially adopt me as their son
Marshall Jackhammer > Thirdly: Simon sizzle fuck must remain in 0.0 until I end him
Marshall Jackhammer > Fourthly: Mira must provide me with one wheat bar a day because she is a he and it disturbs my dream rhythms.
Marshall Jackhammer > Fifthly Jaggeh will not crush any more of my young dreams.
Marshall Jackhammer > sixthly: People will stop pretending to be girls unless they either a - are girls. B - Have serious transgender issues they need explored
Marshall Jackhammer > Seventhly: People shall not badmouth Bantams in the vain hope of getting put on the bantam fleet destruction list. The list is there to serve a genuine purpose, not to make you feel "cool"
Marshall Jackhammer > Eightly: What's the deal with airline food? You don't even get in anymore. Despite how bad it was in the past, the void in my stomach wants it back.... now!
Marshall Jackhammer > Ninthly: Root should create his own world conquering Corp and invite all the Irish on board for the craic.
Marshall Jackhammer > Tenthly: Reach out and touch faith *cue Depeche Mode*
N'maro Makari > Could be worse, I had a dream in which ZZ Top broke into my house. They were also Vampires.