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Stupid Pubbie > Guys guys, they're finally rolling out the monocle update!
Ingmar Norg > Hmm, that's not bad.
Ingmar Norg > The neodymium I mean, fuck monocles.
Del Monkan > /emote is tired
Del Monkan > brain doesn't work
Patrick AeonIlluminate > np
Ranawa Tusigo > /emote comes out of his coma and reads Dels last few entries
Ranawa Tusigo > are you trying to tell me that it DOES work when ur not tired?
Ranawa Tusigo > /emote hides
Patrick AeonIlluminate > lol
Del Monkan > ranawa is sleeping on the couch tonight
Ranawa Tusigo > ah....the very comfortable couch...why thank you Del :)
Del Monkan > damnit
Jonny Damordred > They do diplomacy like 14 year old people fuck
Jonny Damordred > short, messy, and ultimately ineffective
jih chop > either way, blues locking and scrambling us is NOT acceptable
Ronin 8797 > It definately woke me from the genral moveing stuff mode LOL
jih chop > you we're flying a hualer full of goods through 0.0 - and needed WAKING UP!?!?
Mattias Kerensky > ?
Ronin 8797 > more like awake to OH SHIT
Mattias Kerensky > Hehe, remember when I lost that Mammoth with 350 mil in it, Jih?
jih chop > ah, so not so much more awake . . .as puckered tighter
Ronin 8797 > then panic followe by a debate on soiling myself
Lardarz B'stard > lol when i first heard "bio break" i thought it was a small period of time in which to write something new in your eve bio
Body Count > Hmm, outbreak in hed-gp. i guess now is not the time to move my alt with hauler full of loot. :(
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp“er.....
Rhoads07 > can you buy prostitutes off the market?
Lt Omnidan > yes
Sue Thamel > Welcome to EVE!
Miilla > hi can somebody tell me where I can get a skill scroll of hulk?
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk

Mercurius Tage > sorry man, wrong target
Mercurius Tage > all I heard was "combat warp" and locked and cocked
NGTM1R > NP. Only armor damage, can fix that.
Mercurius Tage > lmao I can't believe how retarded I am
Mercurius Tage > so I shot at you by mistake NG, then I warped to a station because it was the first warp target I came across
Mercurius Tage > BZZZZZZZZZZZZT wrong answer!
Mercurius Tage > I can't even start to say how stupid I feel at this point
NGTM1R > Station guns?
Cade Burey > Ouch. Did you lose much?
Mercurius Tage > well my ship was insured
Mercurius Tage > just lost maybe 500k of guns and ammo and stuff
NGTM1R > :/
Mercurius Tage > oh well, sorry again
Mercurius Tage > and to prove it I punished myself =p
Mercurius Tage > seirously someone in my corp will fix your armor and stuff
Mercurius Tage > and if you can't make that work send me the bill
NGTM1R > I've already fixed it. Had a repper fitted. :)
Mercurius Tage > I just wish I could fit my foot further into my mouth
Mercurius Tage > oh well, no harm no foul I hope =)
Mercurius Tage > omfg when will these stupid guns stop shooting me?
Mercurius Tage > lmao
NGTM1R > 15 minute wait.
NGTM1R > :/
Mercurius Tage > oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a long tiem
Mercurius Tage > *time*
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