Marcus Harikari > NEED ORCA IN WORMHOLE COME QUICK
Rhamascus Zagar > ...there are somethings that just don't sound right no matter what you mean..
Rhamascus Zagar > ...there are somethings that just don't sound right no matter what you mean..
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
ssbn732 > guth, nice corp title
Guth > o
ssbn732 > I would guess you go to /d/ too?
PhoNaK > Guth you have 15,000 bounty
Guth > my CEO is pissed at me
PhoNaK > lolwut
Guth > I raged my CEO cause he uses Desktop speakers
Dr Zakalwe > ah, sweet
Guth > and he left his ventrilo on while fucking this woman
ssbn732 > lol
ssbn732 > o god
Lordofdarkness13 > haha
Guth > and I dragged him up and yelled out FUCK HER GOOD, MARK
ssbn732 > LOL!
PhoNaK > That is win.
Dr Zakalwe > win
ssbn732 > omgrawring dat
Guth > That was 4 days ago now
Dr Zakalwe > wtf does he expect anyway
Guth > he still won't say anything besides "fuck you" to me on vent
Guth > o
ssbn732 > I would guess you go to /d/ too?
PhoNaK > Guth you have 15,000 bounty
Guth > my CEO is pissed at me
PhoNaK > lolwut
Guth > I raged my CEO cause he uses Desktop speakers
Dr Zakalwe > ah, sweet
Guth > and he left his ventrilo on while fucking this woman
ssbn732 > lol
ssbn732 > o god
Lordofdarkness13 > haha
Guth > and I dragged him up and yelled out FUCK HER GOOD, MARK
ssbn732 > LOL!
PhoNaK > That is win.
Dr Zakalwe > win
ssbn732 > omgrawring dat
Guth > That was 4 days ago now
Dr Zakalwe > wtf does he expect anyway
Guth > he still won't say anything besides "fuck you" to me on vent
Giji Waag > lol
Giji Waag > mabob took like 30-40 mi of my isk, rawr!
KhAoS ShaDoW > Giji, please don't gamble anymore.
SkGiji Waag > its like PvP, i dont risk more than i can afford to lose.
Giji Waag > but ya.... being drunk loosened the wallet for sure.
KhAoS ShaDoW > Now your saying it's all okay! Tommorow your living in a gutter holding a picture of a plex.
Giji Waag > mabob took like 30-40 mi of my isk, rawr!
KhAoS ShaDoW > Giji, please don't gamble anymore.
SkGiji Waag > its like PvP, i dont risk more than i can afford to lose.
Giji Waag > but ya.... being drunk loosened the wallet for sure.
KhAoS ShaDoW > Now your saying it's all okay! Tommorow your living in a gutter holding a picture of a plex.
Slender Brenda > 5 mil isk and i will pretend to be a woman who likes you
Admiral Keyes > hows the route from 68FT to Esa? any enemy gatecamps on the route?
Jackoneill > 1 gate camp in cb4-q2
NSA Octav > they got bubble?
Jackoneill > no just several battleships
NSA Octav > then they suck hary balls
NSA Octav > or harry's balls
NSA Octav > anyone here named harry?
NSA Octav > he needs to go to CB4 and get his balls sucked
Jackoneill > 1 gate camp in cb4-q2
NSA Octav > they got bubble?
Jackoneill > no just several battleships
NSA Octav > then they suck hary balls
NSA Octav > or harry's balls
NSA Octav > anyone here named harry?
NSA Octav > he needs to go to CB4 and get his balls sucked
Lionel Ou > or you could come down to 0.0, there's an op soon, for people that want to fly down here
Chuck Loris > whot is op?
Chuck Loris > opera? ^^
DraLaFi > aye we sing along on ventrilo
Lionel Ou > ... not very good, but still
Chuck Loris > whot is op?
Chuck Loris > opera? ^^
DraLaFi > aye we sing along on ventrilo
Lionel Ou > ... not very good, but still
abdulaz > hiya jih
jih chop > :)
jih chop > what's up!
abdulaz > you read cat's request on the forums yet
jih chop > no
jih chop > in HR?
abdulaz > about the form letters
abdulaz > yeah
jih chop > kk
jih chop > gimme a min
(few minutes later . . .)
jih chop > ok, I can make those up tomorrow
abdulaz > oh, I don't do nothing?
jih chop > and I'll send each to you for you to review, change whatever you want, and send to Cat for approval
jih chop > oh, I thought that's why you sent me to read it
jih chop > :)
jih chop > Up to you head HR dude!
abdulaz > "hey go read that and do all the work"
jih chop > LOL
jih chop > OK!
abdulaz > head HR dude? me??
abdulaz > What???
jih chop > yup
abdulaz > Who said that?
jih chop > there was a vote
jih chop > me and you,
jih chop > but you were absent
jih chop > so your vote was voided
jih chop > that left me
jih chop > I voted for you
jih chop > so you are head HR dude
abdulaz > I was not notified of the vote
jih chop > that's what you get for missing unannounced emergency staff meetings
jih chop > :)
jih chop > what's up!
abdulaz > you read cat's request on the forums yet
jih chop > no
jih chop > in HR?
abdulaz > about the form letters
abdulaz > yeah
jih chop > kk
jih chop > gimme a min
(few minutes later . . .)
jih chop > ok, I can make those up tomorrow
abdulaz > oh, I don't do nothing?
jih chop > and I'll send each to you for you to review, change whatever you want, and send to Cat for approval
jih chop > oh, I thought that's why you sent me to read it
jih chop > :)
jih chop > Up to you head HR dude!
abdulaz > "hey go read that and do all the work"
jih chop > LOL
jih chop > OK!
abdulaz > head HR dude? me??
abdulaz > What???
jih chop > yup
abdulaz > Who said that?
jih chop > there was a vote
jih chop > me and you,
jih chop > but you were absent
jih chop > so your vote was voided
jih chop > that left me
jih chop > I voted for you
jih chop > so you are head HR dude
abdulaz > I was not notified of the vote
jih chop > that's what you get for missing unannounced emergency staff meetings
Neotin Nahrain > all structures must provide free wi-fi ... so attackers avoid the space boredom syndrome ...
[00huntress00]hiya matey we have a problem
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.
Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.
Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(