<Felix Underwood> Hey DK, what happens if we rat in 6eg?
* Dark Klotz shrugs
<Dark Klotz> you get bounties
* Dark Klotz shrugs
<Dark Klotz> you get bounties
Wolfman anyone know how to get nuets off overview now?
Star Voyager shoot them all?
Star Voyager shoot them all?
Rooker > i hope they weren't serious when they said you come out of your pod butt naked until you buy clothes
Rooker > i can just imagine 5000 people rolling gallente women with huge boobs on the day of the patch
Leandra Anor > they were
Evil Edna > im gonna roll a brutor man
Evil Edna > to see if what they say is true
Rooker > i can just imagine 5000 people rolling gallente women with huge boobs on the day of the patch
Leandra Anor > they were
Evil Edna > im gonna roll a brutor man
Evil Edna > to see if what they say is true
Nadine Desaix > although drinking too much leads to getting a blowjob and having to run off to the bathroom in the middle of it
<Viceroy> the odds on me getting pregnant are pretty low
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
Ryuji Hinomura > Oh gawd. I need to go to Jita to sell off some junk. Deliver me from that evil. Though I fly through the system of lag I shall fear no ganking.
Wuhu > anyone bored? anyone itching to help me mine scord? well COME ON DOWN!!
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Fifinella > I love modern technology!
Itala D'Uhmri > Why, Fifi?
Fifinella > I finally created myself a blog space, but the creation process took so long, I forgot what I wanted to write about.
Itala D'Uhmri > Why, Fifi?
Fifinella > I finally created myself a blog space, but the creation process took so long, I forgot what I wanted to write about.
Nebbeshim > Tired of huddling in a base while you wait for someone else in your corp to log in during a wardec? Come to Perkone! Perkone! Taking over the galaxy... one slacker at a time!
Nebbeshim > Perkone! The pay's not great but you can be your own boss and they don't care if you're high!
derloki > niemals
Svetdana > ./wardec perkone
Nebbeshim > Wouldn't work heh heh heh
Svetdana > ./suicide gank Nebbeshim
Nebbeshim > Ah see that'd work.
Nebbeshim > Especially if I'm high. Which I could be at this very moment!
Nebbeshim > Perkone! The pay's not great but you can be your own boss and they don't care if you're high!
derloki > niemals
Svetdana > ./wardec perkone
Nebbeshim > Wouldn't work heh heh heh
Svetdana > ./suicide gank Nebbeshim
Nebbeshim > Ah see that'd work.
Nebbeshim > Especially if I'm high. Which I could be at this very moment!
Azia Burgi > LOL! i just saw someone in local called "My ship"
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing