Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Zagamesh > Manlove is a difficult and often misunderstood emotion.
Mamin Ature > Excellent moment to join the channel.
Mamin Ature > Not sure if I want an explanation on the reasons of that statement.
Mamin Ature > Excellent moment to join the channel.
Mamin Ature > Not sure if I want an explanation on the reasons of that statement.
Mathilda Rea > the one thing i don't understand is how much decrypters cost
Mathilda Rea > are they burned up reusable etc
Mathilda Rea > were the hell do they come from to begin with?
electrostatus > well, when a robot and a... wait, I'm not going to finish that
Vexo M > Oh, please continue
Mathilda Rea > are they burned up reusable etc
Mathilda Rea > were the hell do they come from to begin with?
electrostatus > well, when a robot and a... wait, I'm not going to finish that
Vexo M > Oh, please continue
Usagi Tsukino > Gallente Navy Fleet Colonel Insignia II
Usagi Tsukino > I didn't know Navy officers came in T2 variety
Usagi Tsukino > I didn't know Navy officers came in T2 variety
Dalete > So it still looks like Speed Tanking is more useful than Sig Tanking, though they usually go hand in hand.
Dian Lung > Except when MWDs are involved. :P
Dalete > Yes. It just proves that Eve's weapons systems are powered by Cats.
Dian Lung > ...wat?
Dalete > Turrets are powered by Cats, and MWDs run off of Catnip!
Dalete > Or...you know...something else entirely...but I say my Cat theory has weight.
Dalete > "pew pew pew" is actually "mew mew mew!"
Dian Lung > Except when MWDs are involved. :P
Dalete > Yes. It just proves that Eve's weapons systems are powered by Cats.
Dian Lung > ...wat?
Dalete > Turrets are powered by Cats, and MWDs run off of Catnip!
Dalete > Or...you know...something else entirely...but I say my Cat theory has weight.
Dalete > "pew pew pew" is actually "mew mew mew!"
Tave88 > how to war dec someone?
Tave88 > i just want to know how
Nethira Kol > Well, when a mommy corp and a daddy corp really love each other
Nethira Kol > and the daddy corp gets drunk and pays concord alot of money.
Hel Bent > rofl
Nethira Kol > Concord won't answer the phone when mommy corp calls.
Nethira Kol > and that is how you wardec.
Tave88 > i just want to know how
Nethira Kol > Well, when a mommy corp and a daddy corp really love each other
Nethira Kol > and the daddy corp gets drunk and pays concord alot of money.
Hel Bent > rofl
Nethira Kol > Concord won't answer the phone when mommy corp calls.
Nethira Kol > and that is how you wardec.
sodney > NAO
sodney > if england can put unecessary u's into words i can put a's
sodney > if england can put unecessary u's into words i can put a's
Viktor Fyretracker > EVE is like swimming on a beach in shark infested waters, There is however a catch... The EVE Beach you also have to wonder which fellow swimmer will try and eat you before the sharks.
md5oogle: anyone know if www.eve-kb.com automatically adds killmails?
md5oogle: or are they all user submitted
Lark: it generates killmails out of thin air using a sophisticated state-of-the-art artificial intelligence system powered by a field of exabytes
md5oogle: or are they all user submitted
Lark: it generates killmails out of thin air using a sophisticated state-of-the-art artificial intelligence system powered by a field of exabytes
Reaper's > hi
Kypsis > so why were you shooting our pos?
Reaper's > i saw true sansha
Reaper's > then saw cva after i stared to fire
Kypsis > wth are you talking
Kypsis > you are at a damned pos not a belt
Reaper's > the control tower is labeld true sansha control tower
Kypsis > well yeah
Kypsis > becuase that's what it is
Kypsis > a faction tower
Reaper's > i thought i jus scored big
Kypsis > lol
Reaper's > i was hopein i am a poor mother fucker
Kypsis > ok
Reaper's > umm qiuck question
Kypsis > shoot
Reaper's > how much dmg did i do
Kypsis > since pos has gazillion hp
Kypsis > I'd say 0, 000001
Reaper's > yup so i tickled it
Kypsis > so why were you shooting our pos?
Reaper's > i saw true sansha
Reaper's > then saw cva after i stared to fire
Kypsis > wth are you talking
Kypsis > you are at a damned pos not a belt
Reaper's > the control tower is labeld true sansha control tower
Kypsis > well yeah
Kypsis > becuase that's what it is
Kypsis > a faction tower
Reaper's > i thought i jus scored big
Kypsis > lol
Reaper's > i was hopein i am a poor mother fucker
Kypsis > ok
Reaper's > umm qiuck question
Kypsis > shoot
Reaper's > how much dmg did i do
Kypsis > since pos has gazillion hp
Kypsis > I'd say 0, 000001
Reaper's > yup so i tickled it