Kvlt'trve > 4 out of 5 admirals agree: its a trap
Jack Rocks > but 1 out of 5 traps dont work.
Nagel far > assuming all admirals have an equal chance of being right, that makes a 64% chance of landing in a trap
Jack Rocks > but 1 out of 5 traps dont work.
Nagel far > assuming all admirals have an equal chance of being right, that makes a 64% chance of landing in a trap
(After much quoting of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...)
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) rantsing we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
Caellach Marellus > if someone sticks their arse out of a window in a POS and farts, the POS will move far enough for Void's shit tracking to miss
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
CypherX5494 > my job will keep me up for days though I don't need drugs
Jago Kain > my drugs keep me up for days; i dont need a job
Jago Kain > my drugs keep me up for days; i dont need a job
Omeega > sky is just a noob
Lucus Ranger > but but he's cute dont you think?
Lucus Ranger > ^^
Sky Hunter > oh crap
Sky Hunter > /emote tightens his pants and stands with his back to the wall
Lucus Ranger > lol
svapur sveinson > Hello lucus
svapur sveinson > :D
Lucus Ranger > omg it's you!
Sky Hunter > AHA!
Lucus Ranger > /emote runs for the hills
svapur sveinson > :D IM BACK
Sky Hunter > You cheated on me biotch!
Lucus Ranger > Did not honey!
Sky Hunter > OH YES YOU DID! *grabs a stick*
Lucus Ranger > /emote runs away at 17km/s
Sky Hunter > /emote throws 'wifes special -2323% omg wtf blobzorz webber'
Lucus Ranger > lol
Sky Hunter > HAHA! Who is she you little ass?! Ill teach you some lessons now!
Omeega > <.<
Lucus Ranger > /emote fires his special Ion Pulse Cannon...
Omeega > come here sky
Lucus Ranger > wait.. wrong game
Sky Hunter > lmao
Sky Hunter > /emote strikes Lucus with a magic fireball
Lucus Ranger > lol ^^
Sky Hunter > /emote then runs him over in tuned up skyline
Lucus Ranger > :O
Sky Hunter > /emote and finally sticks a Mauser gun into his face
Lucus Ranger > but but he's cute dont you think?
Lucus Ranger > ^^
Sky Hunter > oh crap
Sky Hunter > /emote tightens his pants and stands with his back to the wall
Lucus Ranger > lol
svapur sveinson > Hello lucus
svapur sveinson > :D
Lucus Ranger > omg it's you!
Sky Hunter > AHA!
Lucus Ranger > /emote runs for the hills
svapur sveinson > :D IM BACK
Sky Hunter > You cheated on me biotch!
Lucus Ranger > Did not honey!
Sky Hunter > OH YES YOU DID! *grabs a stick*
Lucus Ranger > /emote runs away at 17km/s
Sky Hunter > /emote throws 'wifes special -2323% omg wtf blobzorz webber'
Lucus Ranger > lol
Sky Hunter > HAHA! Who is she you little ass?! Ill teach you some lessons now!
Omeega > <.<
Lucus Ranger > /emote fires his special Ion Pulse Cannon...
Omeega > come here sky
Lucus Ranger > wait.. wrong game
Sky Hunter > lmao
Sky Hunter > /emote strikes Lucus with a magic fireball
Lucus Ranger > lol ^^
Sky Hunter > /emote then runs him over in tuned up skyline
Lucus Ranger > :O
Sky Hunter > /emote and finally sticks a Mauser gun into his face
Nexus Kinnon > Tyranus, you get Deitre's pod?
SyIpha > we dont want any pod we want to mine for corp
SyIpha > we dont want any pod we want to mine for corp
<Limited_Slip> look at them ozzies waking up
<Limited_Slip> smear some vegemite on your dicks and get in fleet
<Limited_Slip> smear some vegemite on your dicks and get in fleet
Ulasim > Yes the reason goons are rampaging in high sec is because MC has 2 hulk BPOs.
* Taua Roqa puts ulasims head into oven, thinking it is a turkey
* Taua Roqa puts ulasims head into oven, thinking it is a turkey