Igor Epocci > sweet. I bought 7400 mechanical parts for 4.1m and sold for 5.03m
Igor Epocci > 6.2m. halfway to my BC rare metals
Statho Wavingstrider > cool
Statho Wavingstrider > what are you figuring you'll pay for megacyte?
Igor Epocci > let me check..<asks cashier>
Igor Epocci > <cashier over intercom> CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER 4???
Igor Epocci > <kid zipps off on rollerblades to indoor ore yard>
Igor Epocci > <chatter over cashiers radio>
<cashier>lowest price in the region of amount needed is 4800isk/u for 4650 units. Your total comes to 22.32m isk, sir.
<Igor falls over clutchig his chest and spasming onthe floor>
Statho Wavingstrider > it'll get worse before it gets better
Statho Wavingstrider > agv price of mega is 5.2k and climbing
Igor Epocci > 6.2m. halfway to my BC rare metals
Statho Wavingstrider > cool
Statho Wavingstrider > what are you figuring you'll pay for megacyte?
Igor Epocci > let me check..<asks cashier>
Igor Epocci > <cashier over intercom> CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER 4???
Igor Epocci > <kid zipps off on rollerblades to indoor ore yard>
Igor Epocci > <chatter over cashiers radio>
<cashier>lowest price in the region of amount needed is 4800isk/u for 4650 units. Your total comes to 22.32m isk, sir.
<Igor falls over clutchig his chest and spasming onthe floor>
Statho Wavingstrider > it'll get worse before it gets better
Statho Wavingstrider > agv price of mega is 5.2k and climbing
<@Deathwing> y would someone knock on ur door and open it a split second later
<@Deathwing> that totaly defies the purpose of knocking
<RogerWilco> i take it u got caught doing something terrible
<@Deathwing> im not gonna lie to u
<@Deathwing> my hand
<@Deathwing> may or may not have been on my penis
<RogerWilco> lol
<@Deathwing> but my question still stands
<@Deathwing> that totaly defies the purpose of knocking
<RogerWilco> i take it u got caught doing something terrible
<@Deathwing> im not gonna lie to u
<@Deathwing> my hand
<@Deathwing> may or may not have been on my penis
<RogerWilco> lol
<@Deathwing> but my question still stands
Felix Orwell > The other story that comes to mind is a pair of new pirates, or as I shall call them "newbrats"TM . . . well, they hid in a belt with a pair of Myrmidons that had cloaking devices.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
GigaIndy > Are you struggling to run a corp in empire? Do you need more resources? Are you interested in getting into null? Convo me.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
(After much quoting of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...)
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
Tyshalle Fallen > fuck i just want one shit
Le Soltueur > I know
Tyshalle Fallen > *shot
Tyshalle Fallen > lol
Tyshalle Fallen > that was an awward typo
Le Soltueur > I know
Tyshalle Fallen > *shot
Tyshalle Fallen > lol
Tyshalle Fallen > that was an awward typo
Fort > someone will make fun of my rp noobness and i'll end up cutting everyone in the room with antique kbars from earth
Shae Tiann > nobody will mock you for it
Elise Inova > See.....THAT'S fun. not sitting and arguing the finer points of Amarrian theology
Shae Tiann > lol you can make an Amarrian character that hates other Amarrians
Fort > maybe i'll be a hitman who only uses knives
Elise Inova > you'll be fine, just make it VERY clear in your back story that you have a particular affinity for high caliber weapons, violent tendencies, and absolutly no hesitation about getting brain on your boots
Fort > so i'm russian now?
Shae Tiann > nobody will mock you for it
Elise Inova > See.....THAT'S fun. not sitting and arguing the finer points of Amarrian theology
Shae Tiann > lol you can make an Amarrian character that hates other Amarrians
Fort > maybe i'll be a hitman who only uses knives
Elise Inova > you'll be fine, just make it VERY clear in your back story that you have a particular affinity for high caliber weapons, violent tendencies, and absolutly no hesitation about getting brain on your boots
Fort > so i'm russian now?
Yasujiro Kaibara > Hey there, sporty.
ronzo2 > WHY YOU STEAL MY MINING STUFF
Yasujiro Kaibara > Your mining stuff? I'm afraid I don't have any mining equipment in my cargo hold..
ronzo2 > NO YOU JUST STOLE FROM MY MINING CONTANER
ronzo2 > LIKE 2 HOUR WORK
Yasujiro Kaibara > You have a.. container, that can mine for you? Fitted with lasers and everything? Wow. Built it in 2 hours?
ronzo2 > NO I FILLED IT WITH MY SHIP
Yasujiro Kaibara > You can fit a SHIP in there?! Goodness! I must have one of these mining containers that you speak of. Please wait, I'm coming back to the belt as we speak!
ronzo2 > BEING THE CEO YOU WOULD THINK YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT YOU DID
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why yes, I do happen to be the CEO of Rapid Acquisition and Redistribution.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Would you like to file a complaint?
ronzo2 > WHY YOU STEAL MY MINING STUFF
Yasujiro Kaibara > Your mining stuff? I'm afraid I don't have any mining equipment in my cargo hold..
ronzo2 > NO YOU JUST STOLE FROM MY MINING CONTANER
ronzo2 > LIKE 2 HOUR WORK
Yasujiro Kaibara > You have a.. container, that can mine for you? Fitted with lasers and everything? Wow. Built it in 2 hours?
ronzo2 > NO I FILLED IT WITH MY SHIP
Yasujiro Kaibara > You can fit a SHIP in there?! Goodness! I must have one of these mining containers that you speak of. Please wait, I'm coming back to the belt as we speak!
ronzo2 > BEING THE CEO YOU WOULD THINK YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT YOU DID
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why yes, I do happen to be the CEO of Rapid Acquisition and Redistribution.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Would you like to file a complaint?
Rent Girl > Why did u shoot me
Plymer Ization > what's the matter Menod?
ASIV TRE > who u talking to?
Rent Girl > gist
Rent Girl > he killed me ship
ASIV TRE > thats an npc doubt he will give u an answer
UKSwiss > lol
Rent Girl > npc
Rent Girl > I want a new ship off him
UKSwiss > only in Rens .....
UKSwiss > :p
Rent Girl > i did not do eny thing to him
ASIV TRE > npc's are computer generated and controled
Rent Girl > so they did him kill me
Menod Penter > that's funny, i hear NPC's in my head :)
ASIV TRE > actually NPC own car parks where i live
UKSwiss > lol
UKSwiss > yeah its a big corp
Plymer Ization > what's the matter Menod?
ASIV TRE > who u talking to?
Rent Girl > gist
Rent Girl > he killed me ship
ASIV TRE > thats an npc doubt he will give u an answer
UKSwiss > lol
Rent Girl > npc
Rent Girl > I want a new ship off him
UKSwiss > only in Rens .....
UKSwiss > :p
Rent Girl > i did not do eny thing to him
ASIV TRE > npc's are computer generated and controled
Rent Girl > so they did him kill me
Menod Penter > that's funny, i hear NPC's in my head :)
ASIV TRE > actually NPC own car parks where i live
UKSwiss > lol
UKSwiss > yeah its a big corp
MAXSuicide > i can safely say i have
whored more than any other.
whored more than any other.