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Gothikia > haff should come with a disclaimer...
Twin Turbo > well g'nite folks, gf's complaining that "the handcuffs are getting cold"
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Kyser Sozze > i like smoking hulls.
Kyser Sozze > :)
Kyser Sozze > hulls are cosmetic anyway
Drogo Dris > hehe
Kyser Sozze > that smoke trail is a nice effect.
CelticKnight > hmm i bet you get a big headspin off smoking hulls eh?
CelticKnight > all that paint and tritanium eh?
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > your instadock sucks
Crikey > i never gave u mine
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > my instadock sucks
Shadow XII > Caldari's cruisers look like the Scorpion and Raven, bother and sister, screwed and gave birth to four hideous little rejects of genetics
Bas Bas > pirates in groothese
Bas Bas > take care
Verone > YARR!!111
Verone > ahem... er... i mean...
Verone > o... rly?
Urlosin Aship > whats mine is yours, you know that
Urlosin Aship > ummmmm ok everything but the cat
Urlosin Aship > however the wife I can give you
mandaro > Chris hansen
mandaro > He's a guy who exposes pedos
mandaro > on tv
Xenofarion > but he does know that there is a differance between pedophile and child molester?
seany1212 > probably not
Triple Entendre > One has a higher score in Scrabble?
VulkanXx > a dog just tried to hump me
VulkanXx > WTF?!?!
Dondo Yonderboy > you must smell like bitch, Mr. Xx
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