RainbowTinks > heres a question for you - how do I stop my 5 month old male puppy from humping everything in sight? lol
Kerosene > Give it a blowjob?
Kerosene > Give it a blowjob?
Wrayeth > Okay, i'm going to loot and salvage these two sites, then say "fuck it".
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > CA friendly here
Trey Azagthoth > stop firing
Trey Azagthoth > DUDE
Trey Azagthoth > stop plz
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > can u stop firing, I am CA friendly
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > I am CA fucking friendly
Trey Azagthoth > omfg
Trey Azagthoth > I am Corp 1 and GKS friendly
RaZor Flash > Well i aint
Trey Azagthoth > ahh
Trey Azagthoth > thanks again fuck heads
Trey Azagthoth > :)
Trey Azagthoth > CA friendly here
Trey Azagthoth > stop firing
Trey Azagthoth > DUDE
Trey Azagthoth > stop plz
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > can u stop firing, I am CA friendly
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > I am CA fucking friendly
Trey Azagthoth > omfg
Trey Azagthoth > I am Corp 1 and GKS friendly
RaZor Flash > Well i aint
Trey Azagthoth > ahh
Trey Azagthoth > thanks again fuck heads
Trey Azagthoth > :)
Esblygiad > argh, the belt rats had neuts
Damien Oliver > the rats had tiny lizards?
Damien Oliver > the rats had tiny lizards?
Syruss Scaleskin > Why am I in space O.o
Korrente > Hi! Welcome to EVE!
Korrente > Hi! Welcome to EVE!
X3S > My corp has a new policy NBFU
X3S > Hopefully I dont have to tell you what that means.
Fifinella > Not Been Fucked since University?
X3S > Hopefully I dont have to tell you what that means.
Fifinella > Not Been Fucked since University?
Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Miko Kiyan > What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Miko Kiyan > "See you next month."
Krundam > what's it mean when someone is red again?
Shadow XII > Oh goddamnit Miko.
Gentleman Loser > "Red Again". Isn't that the porn version of "Dead Again" with the girl's freshly spanked butt on the cover?
Shadow XII > For fuck's sake people.
Shadow XII > Can't we have one nice conversation?
Miko Kiyan > "See you next month."
Krundam > what's it mean when someone is red again?
Shadow XII > Oh goddamnit Miko.
Gentleman Loser > "Red Again". Isn't that the porn version of "Dead Again" with the girl's freshly spanked butt on the cover?
Shadow XII > For fuck's sake people.
Shadow XII > Can't we have one nice conversation?
Neckfat > great, now I'm a mongoloid eunich
Kael Brahe > enunch?
Neckfat > whatever... the thing that looks like a horse, but has a
horn
Kael Brahe > unicorn?
Neckfat > yeah, like Santa has pulling his sleigh
Kael Brahe > enunch?
Neckfat > whatever... the thing that looks like a horse, but has a
horn
Kael Brahe > unicorn?
Neckfat > yeah, like Santa has pulling his sleigh
Castar > watch it berzak, goth is in a harry potter mood....
Gothikia > i cant pull my wand out in front of berzak tho, he gets too excited
Gothikia > dont ya hunni
Gothikia > i cant pull my wand out in front of berzak tho, he gets too excited
Gothikia > dont ya hunni