Ikvar > What the hell is a dinnerfuck?
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
DraLaFi > well no worries... take it slow.. thats what eve wants... slow and hard not quick and dirty ;)
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Britt: I mean, yeah - it would suck balls to get scammed out of 100's of millions, or have your whole alliance disbanded, or lose your oblisk in highsec, or trip over a sansha's frigate in 0.6 space and stub your toe on the damsel in distresses highheel shoe - but it's the risk you take when you log on.
Naveah Fade > Just found an unstable wormhole.
Shadow XII > Lick it.
Naveah Fade > I can't. It'll send my tongue through.
Shadow XII > Your girlfriends would be devastated.
Naveah Fade > I'm 3154m away.
Shadow XII > And that's why your girlfriends love you.
Shadow XII > Lick it.
Naveah Fade > I can't. It'll send my tongue through.
Shadow XII > Your girlfriends would be devastated.
Naveah Fade > I'm 3154m away.
Shadow XII > And that's why your girlfriends love you.
Yuki Li > god damn that was violent
Yuki Li > I feel like touching myself
Yuki Li > I feel like touching myself
Forago > i fall for it every time. i see all the channels starts to blink, one after the other, and i think, oooh fleet advert, and its just Getix saying hello :P
Edbert > hed status?
H'wi Noree > just above the neck
H'wi Noree > just above the neck
Miss Minor > Omega87 an Asian chick... and born in 1987?...
Miss Minor > if so lets mate... i mean lets date
Omega87 > err.....Im no asian chick lol
Miss Minor > too bad :P
ShardowRhino > whooaa this is ubercreepy
Omega87 > yea....
ShardowRhino > we got a female avatar asking a male avatar if "he" is a she.
Daidalos Uunden > and the worst part is that the female avatar is a he, and the male avatar is indeed a he
ShardowRhino > now if the person behind the female avatar is a female then that would be hot:)
Miss Minor > ofc... Female take male avatars to have something to look at during those lonely nights and vice versa
ShardowRhino > thats when you make a night elf in wow
Miss Minor > I have one :P
Miss Minor > account suspended ofc
Omega87 > figures, lol
ShardowRhino > im surprised.....
Daidalos Uunden > im gonna have to drink the brain cells holding this convo away
Omega87 > wait for me
Daidalos Uunden > omega, your part of what i want to drink away
Daidalos Uunden > i dont want you near me
Miss Minor > if so lets mate... i mean lets date
Omega87 > err.....Im no asian chick lol
Miss Minor > too bad :P
ShardowRhino > whooaa this is ubercreepy
Omega87 > yea....
ShardowRhino > we got a female avatar asking a male avatar if "he" is a she.
Daidalos Uunden > and the worst part is that the female avatar is a he, and the male avatar is indeed a he
ShardowRhino > now if the person behind the female avatar is a female then that would be hot:)
Miss Minor > ofc... Female take male avatars to have something to look at during those lonely nights and vice versa
ShardowRhino > thats when you make a night elf in wow
Miss Minor > I have one :P
Miss Minor > account suspended ofc
Omega87 > figures, lol
ShardowRhino > im surprised.....
Daidalos Uunden > im gonna have to drink the brain cells holding this convo away
Omega87 > wait for me
Daidalos Uunden > omega, your part of what i want to drink away
Daidalos Uunden > i dont want you near me
Wolla > man, i'm srtoned.. 80(