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englishale > hey cassi can I put my iteron in your wormhole?
RemDakar > I've seen more action at an old folks home during a viagra shortage
Rhys Onasi > [18:53:22] Kyle Weaver > necro foreplay is abit stiff at first
Rhys Onasi > ah, milita chat, full of such great and important thoughts...
Theus Behnira > ... Blasted thing must've failed on me...
Kohiko Sun > Eh? You did not sacrifice virgin goats to appease your tech?
Rainrix Deathwish > Ack.
Theus Behnira > I do not possess any virgin goats, Ms. Sun.
Jilnor > Please tell no more.
Kohiko Sun > Those poor goats. You are a bad man, Pilot Behnira.
StrikeOuts > DOES ANy1 KNOW A FREE MMORPG THAT DOESNT TAKE LONG TO BE GOOD IN ???
Galdren Delavardi > drift city
Galdren Delavardi > www.ijji.com
Aslon Seridith > did you subscribe to eve, paid $20, to ask that question in local?
NGTM1R > Your dual $14.95 EVE account perfectly strikes YOUR MARRIAGE, wrecking for $3000 in monthly alimony payments.
Biggus Tankus > And guys if your female housemates invite themselves on a night out with you as a gang. there were 4 lads 6 girls tonite DON'T chat about sex aids
Biggus Tankus > i learnt a thing or 2 tonight
Biggus Tankus > well they waited till i was drunk
Biggus Tankus > so i fell for it
Suva Medinna > you coulda brought back to the house and whipped em up some deep fried edible panties bt
Lomong > "Here BT, some edible underwear" *BT fries the edible underwear*
Biggus Tankus > my ex had edible panties
Alocin > Deep fried, right? Or Sauteed? =P
Suva Medinna > omg
Biggus Tankus > no like liquorice
Biggus Tankus > or sommat
Biggus Tankus > tasted nice anyhow
Biggus Tankus > She never worn em lol i ate em outta packet
Biggus Tankus > she also had strawberry and cream bodypaint...i ate that with a spoon from the jar
Biggus Tankus > and chocolate bodypaint
Vertin > ok I am getting out of the pod going down 4 levels to the cargo hold and polishing canon shells
Tha'Vena > Well, me too. 2 am and i am tired as.. as.. someone who's too tired to come up with an analogy.
Deckerx > <--stares at MC toys... nice
HeadWar > I'll have you know these are not "toys", they are the tools necessary to perform our trade!
HeadWar > Plus they look fucking sweet.
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