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Hafgrimr > YES.. finally the giant golden penisring has released me from its foul grip
Keekz Royz > it's gonna be a problem even getting to a pod
Keekz Royz > there's nothing here to kill me
HellMixer > SELF DISTRCAT
Keekz Royz > hahahahah, there's actually a self destruct option
HellMixer > DESTRACT*
Keekz Royz > i'll do the suicide thing, thanks people
HellMixer > youuu welcome
Keekz Royz > (thanks for talking me into killing myself)
( Millis ) Can you tell me when DICE has removed and fixed the station fee in gq2?
( Hellcore ) its not a station fee, its noobie tax
Blipangel > i am a pretty pretty princess and there is nothing you can do to discourage me.
Synseer > lol so is all the swram here?
Synseer > i wanna see remedial try to bump me next
Tamora > i saw remedial touching boys on the intarwebs
Alex Under > 0.o
Synseer > proof or stfu
agentsmitty > who popped the cruiser at the triple BS spawn? nubbin
Shrike > IT WAS SHOOTIN MEH! :/
Athentucs > Go ahead... you know you want to grab that can.
Athentucs > You can probably get back inside before my first missile volley.
Cam Cala > lol I don't want any can :)
Athentucs > Ah, but it has metal scraps!
Cam Cala > wew
Athentucs > FREE metal scraps!
Cam Cala > without missile in my face :p ?
Athentucs > Meh, you on a trial?
Cam Cala > nop
Athentucs > dnag.
Athentucs > I just wanna blow something up.
Cam Cala > played eve during 6 month few time ago
Cam Cala > heh :)
Athentucs > *sigh* fine.
Cam Cala > have a nice day :)
Athentucs > you too..
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
sugarXsugar > night. i have to work tomorrow and... it's already tomorrow... =(
Evil Sulu > Buy me a vindicator
GenePool Chlorinator > well.. ok.. but I can't fly it back to you :(
GenePool Chlorinator > can I bring you some exotic dancers instead?
Evil Sulu > Then buy me a black hooker, a tube of ky, a red dildo, duct tape, a marsupial, a camero, and a briefcase full of explosives
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