Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So the other day a baby boy was born. The sad thing was he had no eyelids.
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
xS LorD > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
xS LorD > EPIC facepalm moment
Tobin Shalim > tried to hold it in too long?
xS LorD > my mate send me a zip called gay_porn.zip, as a joke
Lord Raxxis > can we swing by g95 if poss?
xS LorD > coz he needed to send me shit
xS LorD > AND MY DAD COME IN AND SAW THIS FOLDER CALLED GAY PORN OPEN ....
Aerok > haha :D
TinkerHell > awesome
Forgon > lol
Tobin Shalim > pwnt
xS LorD > he started speaking, saw the folder, stopped speaking, dodgy look, then walked out
xS LorD > i was like witf
xS LorD > turned to my second moniter
xS LorD > GAY PORN is maxamised
Aerok > lol
Forgon > hahahah
Tobin Shalim > epic pwnt
xS LorD > i feeel so fkn embarassed
Lord Raxxis > u were beaten ti ghey pornz!
Aerok > he might wanna have a talk with you now :D
Genesis Forge > Son....so u know what GIRLS are for?
xS LorD > EPIC facepalm moment
Tobin Shalim > tried to hold it in too long?
xS LorD > my mate send me a zip called gay_porn.zip, as a joke
Lord Raxxis > can we swing by g95 if poss?
xS LorD > coz he needed to send me shit
xS LorD > AND MY DAD COME IN AND SAW THIS FOLDER CALLED GAY PORN OPEN ....
Aerok > haha :D
TinkerHell > awesome
Forgon > lol
Tobin Shalim > pwnt
xS LorD > he started speaking, saw the folder, stopped speaking, dodgy look, then walked out
xS LorD > i was like witf
xS LorD > turned to my second moniter
xS LorD > GAY PORN is maxamised
Aerok > lol
Forgon > hahahah
Tobin Shalim > epic pwnt
xS LorD > i feeel so fkn embarassed
Lord Raxxis > u were beaten ti ghey pornz!
Aerok > he might wanna have a talk with you now :D
Genesis Forge > Son....so u know what GIRLS are for?
crazod > ah decent storyline at last
Marund > lies, no such things exist
crazod > it gives a decent standings increase
JuanKerr > There are decent storylines out there! Just not in this game :P
Marund > lies, no such things exist
crazod > it gives a decent standings increase
JuanKerr > There are decent storylines out there! Just not in this game :P
Shae Tiann > old 'toon was cuter :p
Caellach Marellus > With the fuck ugly chin and grumpy face?
Shae Tiann > current 'toon has a definite 'Vince' look :p
Caellach Marellus > Now shae's got a proper pretty boy gallente
Shae Tiann > pf
Caellach Marellus > Vince has the emo lighting and pose
Shae Tiann > Verone's got the 'pretty boy' face
Caellach Marellus > Cael looks like joey from friends
Shae Tiann > Shae's kid brother has the 'prety boy' face
Shae Tiann > who? which one was that?
Caellach Marellus > Matt Le Blanc
Caellach Marellus > "How you doin?"
Shae Tiann > names, names
Shae Tiann > I never watched Friends
Caellach Marellus > He was in Lost in Space, the really crpa movie
Shae Tiann > was he the moronic one?
Caellach Marellus > YES
Caellach Marellus > Wait... they were all morons really
Shae Tiann > I've *heard* Friends episodes while I've been making dinner in my last place
Caellach Marellus > See, Cael looks like that pretty boy moron!
Shae Tiann > . . . you realise this doesn't do Cael any favours, dear
Caellach Marellus > With the fuck ugly chin and grumpy face?
Shae Tiann > current 'toon has a definite 'Vince' look :p
Caellach Marellus > Now shae's got a proper pretty boy gallente
Shae Tiann > pf
Caellach Marellus > Vince has the emo lighting and pose
Shae Tiann > Verone's got the 'pretty boy' face
Caellach Marellus > Cael looks like joey from friends
Shae Tiann > Shae's kid brother has the 'prety boy' face
Shae Tiann > who? which one was that?
Caellach Marellus > Matt Le Blanc
Caellach Marellus > "How you doin?"
Shae Tiann > names, names
Shae Tiann > I never watched Friends
Caellach Marellus > He was in Lost in Space, the really crpa movie
Shae Tiann > was he the moronic one?
Caellach Marellus > YES
Caellach Marellus > Wait... they were all morons really
Shae Tiann > I've *heard* Friends episodes while I've been making dinner in my last place
Caellach Marellus > See, Cael looks like that pretty boy moron!
Shae Tiann > . . . you realise this doesn't do Cael any favours, dear
Suprox > I'll wait few mins for him to undock
Suprox > if he doesn't realize what a privilege it is to be killed by me, it's his loss
Suprox > if he doesn't realize what a privilege it is to be killed by me, it's his loss
Jarbis Leed > ..if we're all in a pod suspended in gooey plasma stuff...
Jarbis Leed > do we have a pipe going up our ass, or do we wear diapers?
Jarbis Leed > ...or does it all just float around in there?
Jarbis Leed > next time you pick up a corpse, reflect on what may or may not be stuck on its rear end before bringing it into your cargo.
Ehris Bok > Hot stuff, coming thru
Jarbis Leed > do we have a pipe going up our ass, or do we wear diapers?
Jarbis Leed > ...or does it all just float around in there?
Jarbis Leed > next time you pick up a corpse, reflect on what may or may not be stuck on its rear end before bringing it into your cargo.
Ehris Bok > Hot stuff, coming thru
Bartoszj > wow is there no honest people left in this world?
Fugusha Kisai > nope
Fugusha Kisai > welcome to jita
Fugusha Kisai > nope
Fugusha Kisai > welcome to jita
baljee > Jay, a while back you said something about a hardener that didn't respond quickly enough or something .. if I remember correctly
Quinn Oron > I've had that problem.
Quinn Oron > Did you take it with water? Try milk.
Quinn Oron > It supposedly digests faster with milk.
JAY WRIGHT > <loc><url=showinfo:4403>Reactive Armor Hardener</url>
Quinn Oron > Nevermind.
baljee > what
Quinn Oron > I've had that problem.
Quinn Oron > Did you take it with water? Try milk.
Quinn Oron > It supposedly digests faster with milk.
JAY WRIGHT > <loc><url=showinfo:4403>Reactive Armor Hardener</url>
Quinn Oron > Nevermind.
baljee > what
jamesw > on top of old jiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaaa
jamesw > all riddled with laaaaaaaag
jamesw > i shot at a miiiinnnerrrrrrr
jamesw > who called me a .................
Sofia Roseburn > fag?
jamesw > <i>dirty pirate!</i>
jamesw > all riddled with laaaaaaaag
jamesw > i shot at a miiiinnnerrrrrrr
jamesw > who called me a .................
Sofia Roseburn > fag?
jamesw > <i>dirty pirate!</i>
Jackaemo > can dreadnoughts be used in high sec?
gunnar aztek > no
Sue Thamel > no
Mkah Mvet > jacK ;only if your name is chribba
gunnar aztek > haha yeah
Kiva Cerebus > Veldnaught
Z27a > How much cargo space is 7500 M3?
Mkah Mvet > z2... huh?
gunnar aztek > i'd say about 7500 m3
En'Ki > 7500m3
ISD Tipene > z27a - approximatley 7 thousand 500 meters cubed
gunnar aztek > no
Sue Thamel > no
Mkah Mvet > jacK ;only if your name is chribba
gunnar aztek > haha yeah
Kiva Cerebus > Veldnaught
Z27a > How much cargo space is 7500 M3?
Mkah Mvet > z2... huh?
gunnar aztek > i'd say about 7500 m3
En'Ki > 7500m3
ISD Tipene > z27a - approximatley 7 thousand 500 meters cubed