Graphite Vestian > Twista, I offer you the opportunity to join the cult.
Twista55 > but if i join your corp i gotta suffer the slings and arrows of your animosity
Twista55 > its cheaper than a wardec tho
Twista55 > but if i join your corp i gotta suffer the slings and arrows of your animosity
Twista55 > its cheaper than a wardec tho
NarkoKrig > thats an awsome ship you got there Chew ;)
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"
AANGA > the tourists in my hanger said they were going to get upset if I dindt let the prisoners out for their daily exercise- then the fking refugees jumped in and said they felt like the slaves in the other room
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
Tinak Genry > This is probably what I'll be doing for the next week roaming around in my shitty Thorax.
Tinak Genry > At the least I can put on some gangster rap and lay my seat way back
Tinak Genry > At the least I can put on some gangster rap and lay my seat way back
Broanan > nourv gate in tama status ?
CompactDisc7227 > it's still there
BigLisciousT > I imagine it's status is somewhat gatelike.
CompactDisc7227 > it's still there
BigLisciousT > I imagine it's status is somewhat gatelike.
High Sierra > anyway, for those of you who have seen the film Hitch. remember the scene where will smith is trying to teach the white guy how to dance?
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
[+Gunnar_Aztek] too bad the nerf button is labeled "strip fittings"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Charmaine Erickson > when i call someone a sweetheart, i simply mean he/she is a real nice person, so excuse me if im wrong
tsukubasteve > when i call someone a sweetheart, it's because I'm trying to shove my dick in their mouth.
Charmaine Erickson > i won't make that mistake again
tsukubasteve > when i call someone a sweetheart, it's because I'm trying to shove my dick in their mouth.
Charmaine Erickson > i won't make that mistake again
B Quadruplex > I like to DL vids of whips I use, sort of like study material.
B Quadruplex > *ships :)
B Quadruplex > *ships :)