Azia Burgi > i think its about time i passed out
Ewok Fall > ok
Ewok Fall > but...why?
Azia Burgi > i've only had 8 hours sleep since friday
Azia Burgi > nn all
Yeay Fritg > oh
Yeay Fritg > nn
Ewok Fall > nn o/
Asuka Maru > o/
[a short while later]
Azia Burgi > um... i what was i doing?
Azia Burgi > oh yeah quitting
Azia Burgi > nn
Ieya > lol
Ewok Fall > ok
Ewok Fall > but...why?
Azia Burgi > i've only had 8 hours sleep since friday
Azia Burgi > nn all
Yeay Fritg > oh
Yeay Fritg > nn
Ewok Fall > nn o/
Asuka Maru > o/
[a short while later]
Azia Burgi > um... i what was i doing?
Azia Burgi > oh yeah quitting
Azia Burgi > nn
Ieya > lol
Reiisan > won't be on vent - wife aggro :(
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
EVE System > Channel changed to Oursulaert Local Channel
Spaderunner > I like this system, get suicided running to jita, nasty place, fulll of those calamari types
CFC Fodder > calamari? As in the food?
Spaderunner > Yeah Caldari = food
Spaderunner > I like this system, get suicided running to jita, nasty place, fulll of those calamari types
CFC Fodder > calamari? As in the food?
Spaderunner > Yeah Caldari = food
DraLaFi > apparently drones don't understand "focus fire" and split up anyways
DraLaFi > bloody killmail whores they are
Sanaya Sien > yeah, it's like they're NC players!
DraLaFi > bloody killmail whores they are
Sanaya Sien > yeah, it's like they're NC players!
Leopold Caine > go herd goatz
Koronakesh > don't have any
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote herds Leo
Leopold Caine > WHAT IS LOVE
Leopold Caine > MEILI DONT HERD ME :(
Koronakesh > don't have any
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote herds Leo
Leopold Caine > WHAT IS LOVE
Leopold Caine > MEILI DONT HERD ME :(
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
<Depp> weeeeee. im in molle. sorta
Demitron > Pos password ?
maria stallion > asps
Saul Dhampir > ITS NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN IN LOCAL IS IT?
maria stallion > asps
Saul Dhampir > ITS NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN IN LOCAL IS IT?
Hellraiza666 > laythun u won
Hellraiza666 > where u want it escrowed ?
Hellraiza666 > and im talkin to myself becuz
he isnt online arent i
GrayFox247 > shit happens
Hellraiza666 > where u want it escrowed ?
Hellraiza666 > and im talkin to myself becuz
he isnt online arent i
GrayFox247 > shit happens
* YourMomma gives you a tissue
<YourMomma> wipe that cum and drool off
<MrBlades> tissue?
<MrBlades> c'mon, have to try harder than that
<MrBlades> im a old man remember
<MrBlades> takes a lot to get my blood pumping
* YourMomma gives you a viagra
<MrBlades> that'll jsut make it awkward for me to walk for a while
<YourMomma> wipe that cum and drool off
<MrBlades> tissue?
<MrBlades> c'mon, have to try harder than that
<MrBlades> im a old man remember
<MrBlades> takes a lot to get my blood pumping
* YourMomma gives you a viagra
<MrBlades> that'll jsut make it awkward for me to walk for a while