Malcolm Picard > Dear Sirs/Madams, I have 50 billion isk on another account in unmarked intersystem ISK. I need the sum of 300 million isk in order to reactivate my pilots extension and retrieve said funds. With your generous assistance I promise to pay 50% to you.
leaf ninja > but, I bought a joystick to play this game.
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
<Kalroth> [BH]Darkage: Well do you use MSIE?
<[BH]Darkage> idd
<Kalroth> [BH]Darkage: Yup, you're a wimp then.
<Johnson_McCrae> Internet Exploder? you GOT to be kidding
<[BH]Darkage> nope
* [BH]Darkage slaps Kalroth
<Kalroth> Using MSIE is like dropping the soap on purpose in a prison shower
<[BH]Darkage> i like it
<Arthur> well i do that
<[BH]Darkage> idd
<Kalroth> [BH]Darkage: Yup, you're a wimp then.
<Johnson_McCrae> Internet Exploder? you GOT to be kidding
<[BH]Darkage> nope
* [BH]Darkage slaps Kalroth
<Kalroth> Using MSIE is like dropping the soap on purpose in a prison shower
<[BH]Darkage> i like it
<Arthur> well i do that
* Kulat wanders off buttering woofters
Kulat > er muttering
Kulat > MUTTERING
teboo > lol@buttering
Yarek Balear > lmfao
Tethis > lmfao
Dazzio > lol... that means something down here :p
Yarek Balear > kulat buttering woofters is bound to be spotted on omgrawr.net :P
Eronion > what is a woofter?
marillian > kind of dog
Yarek Balear > a woofter is a gay man
Yarek Balear > and kulat butters them
Toucan Sam > lolol
Kulat > listen what i choose to do with woofters is my business
Dazzio > like buttering their arse cheeks you mean?
Eronion > I believe he butters their scrotums
Yarek Balear > he amazes them with "I can't believe it's not butter"
teboo > lol
Kulat > trade secerate
Eronion > we're you trying to spell secret, or secreet?
Eronion > as in, it secreeted a substance down your throat?
Yarek Balear > lol
Tethis > lol
Eronion > or Kulat's homosexuality is a secret from his wife.
* Dazzio isn't saying anymore
Tethis > well not anymore if she is in the room
Kulat > er muttering
Kulat > MUTTERING
teboo > lol@buttering
Yarek Balear > lmfao
Tethis > lmfao
Dazzio > lol... that means something down here :p
Yarek Balear > kulat buttering woofters is bound to be spotted on omgrawr.net :P
Eronion > what is a woofter?
marillian > kind of dog
Yarek Balear > a woofter is a gay man
Yarek Balear > and kulat butters them
Toucan Sam > lolol
Kulat > listen what i choose to do with woofters is my business
Dazzio > like buttering their arse cheeks you mean?
Eronion > I believe he butters their scrotums
Yarek Balear > he amazes them with "I can't believe it's not butter"
teboo > lol
Kulat > trade secerate
Eronion > we're you trying to spell secret, or secreet?
Eronion > as in, it secreeted a substance down your throat?
Yarek Balear > lol
Tethis > lol
Eronion > or Kulat's homosexuality is a secret from his wife.
* Dazzio isn't saying anymore
Tethis > well not anymore if she is in the room
Simian Specter > If you were forced to spend 2 years on a desert island with either Bozo the Clown or Ronald McDonald, which would you choose?
Recusor > Ronald McDonald, because he's meatier, and has that special sauce flavor.
Simian Specter > .....
Recusor > Ok, I did not think that through before I answered.
Recusor > Ronald McDonald, because he's meatier, and has that special sauce flavor.
Simian Specter > .....
Recusor > Ok, I did not think that through before I answered.
Duries Kain > I think my wife is about to pod me :( lol.
Holy One > turn your hardeners on duries.
Duries Kain > got full room agro
Holy One > turn your hardeners on duries.
Duries Kain > got full room agro
Thalasala > attention confused teen girls...if a guy sparkles, and won't have sex with you, he isn't a vampire...he's gay.
Azret Deljanin > im gnnna die
Azret Deljanin > when sc 2 comes out
Augin Soric > /emote busts a fucking nut
Augin Soric > DONT DO THAT WITHOUT WARNING
Azret Deljanin > when sc 2 comes out
Augin Soric > /emote busts a fucking nut
Augin Soric > DONT DO THAT WITHOUT WARNING
<RinnyWee> [GM]White is a kitten