Devilish Ledoux > WTS: Rusty, dangerous, piece of metal. Has many sharp edges and microorganisms living on it. Requires Minmatar Cruiser IV or better to fly ;)
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Aria Arcani > my boyfriend got me into this game, he just cheated on me the other day and i left him. How do i find him and kill him?
Sir Draakh > damn amarr aestitics, all ships look like penis and they think its pretty
<Kurenin> I killed flatliner ;[
<Sham> Flatliner once shot me
<Sham> because I stole his corpse
<Sham> He was very protective of his corpses
<Sham> :|
<Kurenin> we were mining
<Kurenin> and hes like
<Kurenin> kurenin shoot me
<Kurenin> and my pc bluescreened
<Kurenin> came back and hes dead :O
<Sham> LOL
<Sham> haha
<Sham> worst case of friendly fire, ever
<Sham> Flatliner once shot me
<Sham> because I stole his corpse
<Sham> He was very protective of his corpses
<Sham> :|
<Kurenin> we were mining
<Kurenin> and hes like
<Kurenin> kurenin shoot me
<Kurenin> and my pc bluescreened
<Kurenin> came back and hes dead :O
<Sham> LOL
<Sham> haha
<Sham> worst case of friendly fire, ever
Windle Poons > Hmm, eve is a lot like life. I got a new evemail, it was a bill. :|
Diefurcht > got me a hulk, mm yum iskies
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Darell Annuzzi > you see Rapp, when you ask for the shitty stuff people gladelly let you have it :-P
Rapp > lol
Rapp > can i have your ship :P
Rapp > lol
Rapp > can i have your ship :P
Jaxxon Voers > 2006.10.27 03:23:54 Combat Your Game of EVE perfectly strikes your marriage for a wrecking hit of divorce.
[FLNC]Nooey: dude, i could hear warp noises walking down the street and think nothing of it
FLNC-Shar: true man
[JERIC] Knuck: heh
FLNC-Shar: I hear them when I am not playing the game
[JERIC] Knuck: lol heading into downtown thinking 'fuck I hope the gate's not camped'
FLNC-Shar: soon as my comp and stuff is moved i'll have it on a seperate system
[FLNC]Nooey: ROFL knuck
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[FLNC]Nooey: omfg, what is the sec status here?
[JERIC] Knuck: 'uh sorry I couldn't come into work today but EC was a bitch'
FLNC-Shar: man I'm riding on the m-way and some one cuts me up and i just wanna pwn his ass
FLNC-Shar: lmao
FLNC-Shar: i gotta try that
FLNC-Shar: sorry i'm stuck in a pod in ec and can't get out of the gate
[JERIC] Knuck: see you have experience, you could deal with the fallout
FLNC-Shar: true man
[JERIC] Knuck: work > wtf you > STFU
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[JERIC] Knuck: eve translates well into RL
FLNC-Shar: true man
[JERIC] Knuck: heh
FLNC-Shar: I hear them when I am not playing the game
[JERIC] Knuck: lol heading into downtown thinking 'fuck I hope the gate's not camped'
FLNC-Shar: soon as my comp and stuff is moved i'll have it on a seperate system
[FLNC]Nooey: ROFL knuck
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[FLNC]Nooey: omfg, what is the sec status here?
[JERIC] Knuck: 'uh sorry I couldn't come into work today but EC was a bitch'
FLNC-Shar: man I'm riding on the m-way and some one cuts me up and i just wanna pwn his ass
FLNC-Shar: lmao
FLNC-Shar: i gotta try that
FLNC-Shar: sorry i'm stuck in a pod in ec and can't get out of the gate
[JERIC] Knuck: see you have experience, you could deal with the fallout
FLNC-Shar: true man
[JERIC] Knuck: work > wtf you > STFU
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[JERIC] Knuck: eve translates well into RL