<@Grobtak|Home> Hmm.... Monday.. Means The Hoff is on TV tonight! ;)
<@wizzard66> on my tv, the hoff is available 24/7
<@wizzard66> burned into my plasma
<@wizzard66> even when its turned off, i see his excellent features
<@Midori> do you have a tatoo of him?
<@Midori> or a shrine somewhere in your house
<@wizzard66> dont be silly
<@Midori> or a folder of pictures of him and denise richards having sex
<@Grobtak|Home> :D
<@wizzard66> its not that its an obsession
@wizzard66 hides his bedlinnen with hoff 3d, curtains with denise richards naked, toiletpaper signed by hoff, his kit car build out of an old fiat with a red striped light, his kit-watch he talks into and his denise richards signed photo, odly smelly and stained after years of use
<@wizzard66> on my tv, the hoff is available 24/7
<@wizzard66> burned into my plasma
<@wizzard66> even when its turned off, i see his excellent features
<@Midori> do you have a tatoo of him?
<@Midori> or a shrine somewhere in your house
<@wizzard66> dont be silly
<@Midori> or a folder of pictures of him and denise richards having sex
<@Grobtak|Home> :D
<@wizzard66> its not that its an obsession
@wizzard66 hides his bedlinnen with hoff 3d, curtains with denise richards naked, toiletpaper signed by hoff, his kit car build out of an old fiat with a red striped light, his kit-watch he talks into and his denise richards signed photo, odly smelly and stained after years of use
<DrunkWookie> DJTal_Monkey somat like ....girl "i like u wanna go out for a drink with me?" boy "can u cast seventh level ice storm, kill a dwarf and forge a sword?" girl "erm no" boy "my quest for the perfect women continues"
turquois > lol gran - i had my navel pirced yesterday
StarRanger > /emote has tongue piercing, pressent from her last boyfriend
Commander Jamieson > i got my wallet pierced - wife and kids dangle from it
StarRanger > /emote has tongue piercing, pressent from her last boyfriend
Commander Jamieson > i got my wallet pierced - wife and kids dangle from it
rockarolla > You currently have 170 skills and 68,684,659 skill points
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Shadow XII > 'rolled tungsten'. Sounds like IT-guy speak for cunnilingus.
Larg Kellein > WTB tent, small portable stove and canned food. This camp isn't going anywhere
Grenja Stosjanovic > the grind stalled a bit
Grenja Stosjanovic > i had to take a break because the courier runs were getting to me
Grenja Stosjanovic > i mission for the pretty lights dammit!
Grenja Stosjanovic > i had to take a break because the courier runs were getting to me
Grenja Stosjanovic > i mission for the pretty lights dammit!
caldicott > omgrawr.net, the problems of tomorrow, today
Gothikia > if everybody could go out ratting just now, that would be great :D lol
Gothikia > i just spent the entire corp wallet, haha
Gothikia > i just spent the entire corp wallet, haha