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Tuttomenui II > no good can ever come from a 3rd nipple
<zofu> tbh, i still dotn understand guns. :(
<cncfanatics> guns are pretty much like sentry drones, except they follow you around ;)
sidus_sarmiang: I got raptured
sidus_sarmiang: It was okay
sidus_sarmiang: God was like "oh hey what's up" and we kinda chilled for a while. Then he was like "how'd you like your rapture" and I said "it was okay but I want to go to wendy's now" and he turned out to be a mcdonald's man so he threw me back to earth and called me a faggot
Zeph1rus> £10 says keiron didn't write that post. It's reasoned and well written, and lacking in frothing bitterness.
%[IA]Morpheus> I was standing behind Kieron when he wrote it, Zeph.
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Zeph1rus> :(
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
xxxmina: how did a cap get on kill list?
Romandra: typically a cap gets on a kill list by dying
Romandra: the rest of the times they're fake mails
Romandra: and no actual capitals are harmed in the making of those.
Njalli > its below frezing in rqh atm
Wolf Ryski > haha
Wolf Ryski > Got a thermometer on that ship?
Njalli > my thorax srinks when its cold
Grimster > OMG Jade's a bloke
patch > lol
hazeb > yep
Sun Ra > lol
Grimster > wtf I actually thought about her nekid eewww 0_o
patch > lol
Sun Ra > ...
Sun Ra > wtf dood
Sun Ra > lol
Sean Arek > lmao
Knuck > omg its Fangs and Fluffy Bunnyslippers
Knuck > little known aliases of Fatal and The Rabbit
Knuck > should be good bounty on these fuckers
Exemlot Rin > anyone need a salvager to to clean up? I pay
Mordrid Norad > i do
Mordrid Norad > theres a brown substance over my walls
Hibasot > have you tried toilet paper?
Mordrid Norad > no
Exemlot Rin > damp it with some soap
Mordrid Norad > i usually just move hangers
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