Balathar > kinda back
Osir1s77 > kinda?
Balathar > im sitting here but my hands are buisy
Osir1s77 > any idea how wrong that sounded?
Balathar > yea
Osir1s77 > >.>
Balathar > im grinding up weed man
Osir1s77 > lol
Osir1s77 > thank god
Osir1s77 > kinda?
Balathar > im sitting here but my hands are buisy
Osir1s77 > any idea how wrong that sounded?
Balathar > yea
Osir1s77 > >.>
Balathar > im grinding up weed man
Osir1s77 > lol
Osir1s77 > thank god
1c3man > why do they let retards near computers
Psychobones > because its better than letting them outside
Psychobones > because its better than letting them outside
pouskitchour > i think i will do a petition for this lag
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Hikaru Sulu > very well mr james
Hikaru Sulu > you have made an unfortunate enemy this day
Hikaru Sulu > for you
Hikaru Sulu > wait holy crap you guys are omnicisent order
Hikaru Sulu > you have made an unfortunate enemy this day
Hikaru Sulu > for you
Hikaru Sulu > wait holy crap you guys are omnicisent order
timstride > mind telling me why you are following me for the 3rd time?
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Dakmar > WTB: Enyo or Ishkur
Sky Hunter > /emote just trashed Enyo BPO
Kinjirra > o0
Krischaor > o_O
Dakmar > WHAT
Sky Hunter > Sin made me do it :(
Sky Hunter > :DDDDDD
Sky Hunter > j/k relaz
Rule2k > (_)(_)|||||)
Dakmar > man give a heartattack lol
Sky Hunter > /emote just trashed Enyo BPO
Kinjirra > o0
Krischaor > o_O
Dakmar > WHAT
Sky Hunter > Sin made me do it :(
Sky Hunter > :DDDDDD
Sky Hunter > j/k relaz
Rule2k > (_)(_)|||||)
Dakmar > man give a heartattack lol
EVE System > Channel MOTD: Welcome to Dreamscape's Sales & Public Chit-chat channel.
Teela Belwynn > omg phren in empire, the carebear.. ;P
Celeb'loki > lol
Velsharoon > :D
phrenesis > yeah, i blame it on our contract :)
Teela Belwynn > blame? you were clearly enjoying it at the Kemek gate..
phrenesis > i never enjoy traveling in a bs, or in any other ship actually :)
Teela Belwynn >
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Channelname: Local
Listener: Teela Belwynn
Session started: 2004.10.18 16:42:23
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[17:24:54] phrenesis > i'm enjoying my stay in Kemek very much
[17:24:59] phrenesis > i'm a fluffy carebear
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Teela Belwynn > explain
Celeb'loki > lol
phrenesis > lol
Celeb'loki > she's got you now m8 :D
Teela Belwynn > and there's more.. but i have standards..
phrenesis > hah its clearly fake, cause i cant type " i'm a fluffy carebear" in 5 seconds :)
Teela Belwynn > first line was obviously lagged on my side, since i was jumping into the system. :)>
Mina Tirith > phren is a caaaaaaarebeaaaar, nana
phrenesis > hehe
phrenesis > stfu mina
Teela Belwynn >
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Channelname: Local
Listener: Teela Belwynn
Session started: 2004.10.18 16:42:23
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[ 17:24:54 ] phrenesis > i'm enjoying my stay in Kemek very much
[ 17:24:59 ] phrenesis > i'm a fluffy carebear
[ 17:25:07 ] roxkz > lol, ok :)
[ 17:25:11 ] roxkz > you new here?
[ 17:25:29 ] phrenesis > depends on your definition of new..
[ 17:25:46 ] roxkz > lol well atleast I'm not the only one :D don't be shy
[ 17:25:54 ] roxkz > I used to play EnB :)
[ 17:26:02 ] Methous > anyone else here that want to hang out at the gate and play scrabble and listen to folk music?
[ 17:26:19 ] phrenesis > awsome!
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Celeb'loki > lol
phrenesis > lol
Teela Belwynn > i warped out after that
Teela Belwynn > want me to send it to charity so she can spank..erhr, punish..erg, tie up..errrrh do stuff to you? :)>
Teela Belwynn > omg phren in empire, the carebear.. ;P
Celeb'loki > lol
Velsharoon > :D
phrenesis > yeah, i blame it on our contract :)
Teela Belwynn > blame? you were clearly enjoying it at the Kemek gate..
phrenesis > i never enjoy traveling in a bs, or in any other ship actually :)
Teela Belwynn >
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Channelname: Local
Listener: Teela Belwynn
Session started: 2004.10.18 16:42:23
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[17:24:54] phrenesis > i'm enjoying my stay in Kemek very much
[17:24:59] phrenesis > i'm a fluffy carebear
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Teela Belwynn > explain
Celeb'loki > lol
phrenesis > lol
Celeb'loki > she's got you now m8 :D
Teela Belwynn > and there's more.. but i have standards..
phrenesis > hah its clearly fake, cause i cant type " i'm a fluffy carebear" in 5 seconds :)
Teela Belwynn > first line was obviously lagged on my side, since i was jumping into the system. :)>
Mina Tirith > phren is a caaaaaaarebeaaaar, nana
phrenesis > hehe
phrenesis > stfu mina
Teela Belwynn >
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Channelname: Local
Listener: Teela Belwynn
Session started: 2004.10.18 16:42:23
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[ 17:24:54 ] phrenesis > i'm enjoying my stay in Kemek very much
[ 17:24:59 ] phrenesis > i'm a fluffy carebear
[ 17:25:07 ] roxkz > lol, ok :)
[ 17:25:11 ] roxkz > you new here?
[ 17:25:29 ] phrenesis > depends on your definition of new..
[ 17:25:46 ] roxkz > lol well atleast I'm not the only one :D don't be shy
[ 17:25:54 ] roxkz > I used to play EnB :)
[ 17:26:02 ] Methous > anyone else here that want to hang out at the gate and play scrabble and listen to folk music?
[ 17:26:19 ] phrenesis > awsome!
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Celeb'loki > lol
phrenesis > lol
Teela Belwynn > i warped out after that
Teela Belwynn > want me to send it to charity so she can spank..erhr, punish..erg, tie up..errrrh do stuff to you? :)>
ewfeby2023 > What you do now busy
Cpt Khanid > ??
newfeby2023 > What you do now busy
newfeby2023 > You do not know what I am talking about you
Cpt Khanid > you asking me if im busy?
Cpt Khanid > i have no idea :P
newfeby2023 > English you will not
Cpt Khanid > nope
newfeby2023 > You can not read can not exchange with you
Cpt Khanid > wow, suddently i can read! :))
Cpt Khanid > so we have a deal?
Cpt Khanid > 20mill for ret really good deal man
newfeby2023 > You what they are dealing with
Cpt Khanid > yes i what they are dealing with
newfeby2023 > What I can do to your
Cpt Khanid > do to mine?
newfeby2023 > I do not have mine ah
Cpt Khanid > you know what, i give up, nvm, i dont want it anymore......
Cpt Khanid > ??
newfeby2023 > What you do now busy
newfeby2023 > You do not know what I am talking about you
Cpt Khanid > you asking me if im busy?
Cpt Khanid > i have no idea :P
newfeby2023 > English you will not
Cpt Khanid > nope
newfeby2023 > You can not read can not exchange with you
Cpt Khanid > wow, suddently i can read! :))
Cpt Khanid > so we have a deal?
Cpt Khanid > 20mill for ret really good deal man
newfeby2023 > You what they are dealing with
Cpt Khanid > yes i what they are dealing with
newfeby2023 > What I can do to your
Cpt Khanid > do to mine?
newfeby2023 > I do not have mine ah
Cpt Khanid > you know what, i give up, nvm, i dont want it anymore......
BlackRobin > you want some of me (Eisenhorn Blackmoor)?
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods