Tatsue Nuko > The cork on this bottle won't budge. :(
The Cosmopolite > Is that a euphemism?
Jonny Damordred > rub it a little, it'll move
The Cosmopolite > Yep, a little rub under the rim does wonders...
The Cosmopolite > Is that a euphemism?
Jonny Damordred > rub it a little, it'll move
The Cosmopolite > Yep, a little rub under the rim does wonders...
Anatoray> I hate my brain. I think maybe my testicles aren;t earthing right, and it's slowly frying my brain
(&RinnyWee) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp doing some stuff
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
<redfish> Ý am a capitalist so i prefer industry and trade to fighting. Ý am ready to help Colossus Tech. reach its goals with all of my resources, and for this Ý only request that Colossus Tech. helps me back. Ý understand that as long as the Corporation is in profit then so am Ý. Ý believe that strength in the universe of EVE is gained by teamwork. Responsibility and trust are the two most important things for me in teamwork.
<redfish> OMG WHATS THAT
<Viceroy> OMG BAN
<redfish> an old CT app! and lookhere... at the top... Nick name : Nevon
<Viceroy> ¬_¬
<NTRabbit> :O
<redfish> OMG WHATS THAT
<Viceroy> OMG BAN
<redfish> an old CT app! and lookhere... at the top... Nick name : Nevon
<Viceroy> ¬_¬
<NTRabbit> :O
Titan Uranus > i just say a bright flash and my ship turned into an egg - did i just level up?
Jak Brimmstoen > yes. now go to 0.0 space and hatch it.
Jak Brimmstoen > yes. now go to 0.0 space and hatch it.
Demonik llama > is anyone else loosing their connection?
Serj Darek > no, I pay my bills
Serj Darek > no, I pay my bills
<Kurenin> :(
<Kurenin> being in minmatar space makes me cry
<Kurenin> its like
<Kurenin> being in africa
<Kurenin> when you're a rich european
<Kurenin> you feel pity for all the inhabitants
<Kurenin> being in minmatar space makes me cry
<Kurenin> its like
<Kurenin> being in africa
<Kurenin> when you're a rich european
<Kurenin> you feel pity for all the inhabitants
MAXSuicide > everyone fucking > scotland
Cmdr Patrick > erm excuse me
Cmdr Patrick > we own at curling
Cmdr Patrick > erm excuse me
Cmdr Patrick > we own at curling
Zomiaen > hermanns going soft on us
Tobias Sjodin > When did he get hard?
Lazarus 745 > last night
Lazarus 745 > looking at my butt
Tobias Sjodin > When did he get hard?
Lazarus 745 > last night
Lazarus 745 > looking at my butt
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do