greeny knight > stinkus i gonna give you a raven treat him like its a fragile egg
greeny knight > don't lend him out to nobody even if the guy/girl gives you a blowjob
greeny knight > don't lend him out to nobody even if the guy/girl gives you a blowjob
Irias Salo > And now, to check my mailbox to see if my pardons arrived yet.
Irias Salo > damn, gtc seller.
Irias Salo > damn, gtc seller.
Fey Sceptari > just been raped by fix in 3bk, gimme a break :P
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Porkie > my name is porkie and i protect the guristas with my pork stick
Chonker > i crushed a finger dropping the rear beam on my car off earlier, i'ts hard to type without it
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Destru Kaneda > ships are built to explode
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
<Kayosoni> TQ DYING?
<Farjung> Looks like it
<Farjung> Addy book just went mental before both clients died ;{
<Levin> yeah
<RangerXT> I crashed
<RangerXT> but it seems up
<Levin> yay
<Farjung> Letting me back in np
<Levin> i thought ccp actually fixed something properly
<Levin> this is a relief
<flopski> yea
<Levin> i have a major fear of the unknown
<flopski> Levin i agree
<flopski> I thought the world was coming to an end
<Farjung> Looks like it
<Farjung> Addy book just went mental before both clients died ;{
<Levin> yeah
<RangerXT> I crashed
<RangerXT> but it seems up
<Levin> yay
<Farjung> Letting me back in np
<Levin> i thought ccp actually fixed something properly
<Levin> this is a relief
<flopski> yea
<Levin> i have a major fear of the unknown
<flopski> Levin i agree
<flopski> I thought the world was coming to an end
Artar > if you want to mine some
Artar > rightclick space
Artar > and go to the steroid field
Sonic Slayer > drugs are bad Mmkay?
Kinran > steroid fields? someone call concord, players have been using steroids in the fields again
jag16 > cONCORD!!!
Artar > rightclick space
Artar > and go to the steroid field
Sonic Slayer > drugs are bad Mmkay?
Kinran > steroid fields? someone call concord, players have been using steroids in the fields again
jag16 > cONCORD!!!
Asestorian > i am mac, of the BIG variety
Hellcore > nah, you're a single mcnugget
Asestorian > damn j00
Hellcore > nah, you're a single mcnugget
Asestorian > damn j00