Kesper North > "Dear Pin Wang, if you have enjoyed today's PVP experience, please consider voting for me in the current CSM elections. I assure you that I will bring the same care and attention to detail in representing you to CCP as I did in blowing your interceptor
Gavinex9 > i need an oven inside my desk.
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?
Daisy Vinthyn > So last week I added a filter on my proxy server at work and banned all streaming audio feeds from the internet (satellite radio, FM, espn, etc). My eve runs soo much better now.
Winded Destruction > rotfl
Winded Destruction > you bastard
Winded Destruction > rotfl
Winded Destruction > you bastard
Khanak Hryad > erm...i seem to have penetrated you.....now i appear to be stuck
Khanak Hryad > ahh there we go
Khanak Hryad > nope doing it again...
Khanak Hryad > jeez who pilots this ship
Jeremiah Tobias > this looks quite horrid!
Dake Avant > Lt. Humpsalot?
Khanak Hryad > seriously, get over here and look at this
Khanak Hryad > well, my good sir, it appears I've won this round
Jeremiah Tobias > I'm being slowly butt-fucked by an 'geddon
Khanak Hryad > aww just tore u a new one
Khanak Hryad > /emote clears his throat. Moving on!
Khanak Hryad > ahh there we go
Khanak Hryad > nope doing it again...
Khanak Hryad > jeez who pilots this ship
Jeremiah Tobias > this looks quite horrid!
Dake Avant > Lt. Humpsalot?
Khanak Hryad > seriously, get over here and look at this
Khanak Hryad > well, my good sir, it appears I've won this round
Jeremiah Tobias > I'm being slowly butt-fucked by an 'geddon
Khanak Hryad > aww just tore u a new one
Khanak Hryad > /emote clears his throat. Moving on!
<@Tank-ceo> u know
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
Odinegras > how do i pause the game i need a pee?
Kyar > unlucky
Kyar > piss in an empty bottle
Odinegras > my penis is too big for that
Kyar > we've all done it :P
Promethian child > pis in your comp that will pause the game
Kyar > unlucky
Kyar > piss in an empty bottle
Odinegras > my penis is too big for that
Kyar > we've all done it :P
Promethian child > pis in your comp that will pause the game
<DigitalCommunist> DO I HAVE COMMUNIST WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
Duckeye > has anyone else had razor burn on their crotch
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
<Jadrut> sass is teh peen love
<Mogatu> mm ive said this before this RL Bug in EVE really needs to be brought to dev's eyes... :/