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Marko Debreault > /emote shows info on himself
Marko Debreault > wtf, all this time I thought I was minmatar
MasterSirith > omg !!!
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah

Urban_Mongral> If you're a girl who likes to do the rounds, Its probably good to hang around MMO's
Urban_Mongral> for the vast hordes of single guys you get to choose from
Urban_Mongral> and the fact that your extremely unlikely to catch anything from them, which you might do with normal members of society
Aedun Sole > wow I never knew ppl on the internet can be used like tools, as per example
Aedun Sole > going to be fun being FC
revanant > my ass is on fire
Assur > i told you to stay away from the spicy foods ><
revanant > no on eve my ship
Assur > your flying your ass? 0.o
revanant > there is a flame coming from my rear
Assur > You just don't listen do you?
Assur > No more spicey food!!!!!
revanant > is that like bad
Assur > Well I wouldn't wanna be your toilet if thats what your asking
Jane O'siris > Yeah. And i know if i ever saw an amputee getting hanged i would just start calling out letters..
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"

--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Kyran D'Aedon > wtf
Kyran D'Aedon > like actual lady tits. natural. massive. bouncing etc.
BeanBagKing > like that sideboob?
Kyran D'Aedon > NO
BeanBagKing > because that my sideboob :)
Kyran D'Aedon > NOR DID I LIKE THE LESBO FOXES OR THE FUCKING HENTAI COW
Kyran D'Aedon > god
Koro Sarum > animal tits are better
Kyran D'Aedon > k ima pretend you didnt write that
Mattias Kerensky > heat travels in particles
abdulaz > Heat travels via particles?
abdulaz > What you talking about?
jih chop > heat travels in WAVES
jih chop > matter travels in particles
jih chop > sperm travels in spurts
Zeta Zhul > it just irritates me
Brock Nelson > don't worry
Brock Nelson > eventually that door will open
Brock Nelson > and everyone will dance
Zeta Zhul > they come out with this stupid new nex market and then they stock it with Nazi rejects
Zeta Zhul > now apartments where we will be able to spend our time decorating, planning dinner parties and eating long limbed roes ... whatever the fuck they are.
Brock Nelson > decorating?
Brock Nelson > why would you want to do that when you can stock it with hookers?
Zeta Zhul > the idea supposedly is that people will want to spend aur on rugs, drapes, blah blah blah
Brock Nelson > drapes? we have windows?
Brock Nelson > haven't seen one since i got here
Brock Nelson > what i want to buy is a goddamn toilet
Brock Nelson > been holding it since incarna came out
Zeta Zhul > well that has to be uncomfortable
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