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KhanJohn > /emote randomly starts prodding OOC ppl in the eyes for fun
Ciar Meara > /emote activates eye membrane hardenner II
KhanJohn > oooh good one
Aauman > im just trying to figure out how to make this ship better
Siren Sylvanis > hm
Aauman > i know t2 but i dont have the cash
Siren Sylvanis > well, if you were Gallente, or Caldari, or Minmatar,
Aauman > lol
Siren Sylvanis > I would tell you to vary your damage types to match the rats
Aauman > ya
Siren Sylvanis > but since you're Amarr, you're stuck with the Amarr strategy.
Siren Sylvanis > MORE POWER TO THE LASERS!
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<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> lol
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Vangogg > i heard chuck norris survived an abortion..
Sansha'Kh > Too bad you did too
Glass Key > best comeback ever to a norris joke
Jackal 911 > im confident i will never get podded as long as i wear the same underwear
Jackal 911 > every day
MrGronk > lol
MrGronk > also never get laid
Requiescat > >.>
Jackal 911 > that was out of left field
Requiescat > he has a point
Requiescat > if you wear the same underwear every day
MrGronk > that was about the no underwear change
Requiescat > your chances of poon decrease exponentially
Jackal 911 > ...
Jackal 911 > no wonder the wife has been giving me "the look"
MrGronk > ahh!
Mazzilliu > we always hear about 'peak oil' or 'peak metals' but you never hear about 'peak getting kicked in the stomach' or 'peak getting hit with a bat'. Some of our resources are infinite, so we should start to rely on those more.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
Gr1mreaper > i wonder if the divorce rate amongst eve players is higher than general public
Gr1mreaper > and how it compares to wow players
Aldamir Anarion > you still wonder ?
Gr1mreaper > i wonder if anyone has actually cited eve as the reason for a divorce
Aldamir Anarion > nah
Aldamir Anarion > takes to long to explain it is an internet spaceship game
Aldamir Anarion > and not another woman
ReaperOfSly > hmm just popped a bantam
ReaperOfSly > in lowsec
ReaperOfSly > selfish noob :p
ReaperOfSly > sitting there while i acquired lock on his pod
ReaperOfSly > can i still go to 0.6 with -4 sec status?
ReaperOfSly > come on reaper, just stop pirating
ReaperOfSly > just stop
ReaperOfSly > stop
ReaperOfSly > stop
ReaperOfSly > argh
ReaperOfSly > a vexor
Shikaku > /emote slaps Reaper
ReaperOfSly > now i'm gonna have to go over there and pop it
Shikaku > snap out of it man!
ReaperOfSly > I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Shikaku > oh yeah pop that badboi!
ReaperOfSly > oh thank god his pod got away
Omber Zombie > i found out the other day that one of my bar wenches has access to pharmacy grade coke to use on her mice experiments
Ayamia > oh god
Omber Zombie > i considered making myself a tail and drawing whiskers on my face
Sarmaul > she could do with putting on a couple of pounds
Montero > yea tell here to eat sopmething :
Sarmaul > if I wanted to fuck a skeleton I would go grave digging
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