<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
TornSoul > and for the record - regex = evil ;)
SmallBrain > it is
SmallBrain > it really is
TornSoul > you can make them.. and then 1 month later you have no idea what its supposed to do ;)
SmallBrain > its like Perl: it can do everything, but nobody understands why
TornSoul > ^^
SmallBrain > pretty much like Minmatar ships :P
SmallBrain > it is
SmallBrain > it really is
TornSoul > you can make them.. and then 1 month later you have no idea what its supposed to do ;)
SmallBrain > its like Perl: it can do everything, but nobody understands why
TornSoul > ^^
SmallBrain > pretty much like Minmatar ships :P
Jev North > Just out of curiosity - are you planning to throw any firecrackers down the Intaki V gravity well?
Solarienne > No on-going assaults
Solarienne > The locals better get 10 metre concrete umbrellas though
Solarienne > No on-going assaults
Solarienne > The locals better get 10 metre concrete umbrellas though
Elia Mao > Eve's average age is 28, and a 97% male demographic. WoW's average age is 15. Their gender demographic is unknown, since 98% of those surveyed filled in the "Sex" portion with "OMG YOU CUSSED!"
Ghost Hunter > when I woke up I was like what the hell was seriphyn doing in there
<johnnyjohnny> so are the rumors true?
<johnnyjohnny> you're a real girl?
<Molle> keep your panties on jonny
<johnnyjohnny> :P
<Ch1X0r> i am not a girl..
<Ch1X0r> i am a slut
<johnnyjohnny> you're a real girl?
<Molle> keep your panties on jonny
<johnnyjohnny> :P
<Ch1X0r> i am not a girl..
<Ch1X0r> i am a slut
Minerva Vulcan > Help Channel - Just another form of PvP in EVE.
Titan Blue > there should be a special option in the agent menu for i blew up the mission loot
Arfur > lol
Wood Osiris > the 'Oops' button?
Titan Blue > yeah
Arfur > lol
Wood Osiris > the 'Oops' button?
Titan Blue > yeah
Hellspawn01 > Everytime someone farts, a demon gets his wings. [farts twice] Oh, twins!
BlueEcho > as gross as that was, i still find myself laughing, HS :)
BlueEcho > as gross as that was, i still find myself laughing, HS :)
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