Khellias > And now, How To Get Shot At In Empire, for n00bs.
Umpani O'Byrne > ]:8) moooo!
Khellias > Augh! Genetically Engineered Livestock!
Umpani O'Byrne > yep...got myself the mad cow implant :)
Khellias > How's that working out for you? I've heard some people have a real beef with it.
Umpani O'Byrne > -5 int, but +10 stubbornness...makes me nearly invincible :)
Khellias > Really bull-headed, huh? Is it true it has a market effect with the whole Bulls and Bears thing?
Umpani O'Byrne > well...its mad "cow" ... naturally im cuckoo for bullish markets... makes me quite randy :)
Khellias > It damages your Charisma, though, doesn't it? Seems like people with it are always putting a hoof in their mouths.
Umpani O'Byrne > :o) ... true but i can compensate with the stubbornness... sooner or (mostly) later ppl will give me what i want :)
Khellias > Takes them a bit to get over you horning in on them?
Umpani O'Byrne > ]:8) moooo!
Khellias > Augh! Genetically Engineered Livestock!
Umpani O'Byrne > yep...got myself the mad cow implant :)
Khellias > How's that working out for you? I've heard some people have a real beef with it.
Umpani O'Byrne > -5 int, but +10 stubbornness...makes me nearly invincible :)
Khellias > Really bull-headed, huh? Is it true it has a market effect with the whole Bulls and Bears thing?
Umpani O'Byrne > well...its mad "cow" ... naturally im cuckoo for bullish markets... makes me quite randy :)
Khellias > It damages your Charisma, though, doesn't it? Seems like people with it are always putting a hoof in their mouths.
Umpani O'Byrne > :o) ... true but i can compensate with the stubbornness... sooner or (mostly) later ppl will give me what i want :)
Khellias > Takes them a bit to get over you horning in on them?
Demonoid > jesus lol
T'savong Lah > lol
BloodSpoon > that means no or stay the hell away from my sister
Demonoid > that was a crowd killer
T'savong Lah > yeah it killed where my joke was headed
Demonoid > lmao
Tolan > sisters are like camels
reactive > I dun have a sister... but feel free to have a crack at my brothers :s
T'savong Lah > lol
BloodSpoon > that means no or stay the hell away from my sister
Demonoid > that was a crowd killer
T'savong Lah > yeah it killed where my joke was headed
Demonoid > lmao
Tolan > sisters are like camels
reactive > I dun have a sister... but feel free to have a crack at my brothers :s
Raigir> wish we had something like Used Ship sales in eve
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Raigir > sorta like Used cars =P
Rapidwind > lol cheap ships for sale!!
Rapidwind > may fall apart as soon as you undock but cheap!!!
Raigir > show me the ShipFax
Rapidwind > fine selection sir only used by a little old man to fight serp watchman every other day. no more then 200 jumps on her
Raigir > thats quite the mileage
Raigir > how about this navity fishy thing over here?
Rapidwind > it may be an older ship made in 2006 but it has many more jumps to go
Raigir > it seems to have laser scorches on the hull?!
Raigir > What is the meaning of this? I thought you said it only fought serpentis?!
Rapidwind > thermal dmg yeah
Rapidwind > we can have that buffed right out for you sir np
Raigir > hrm very lets make a deal,........say 26,000 isk minus the buffering so 23,000
Rapidwind > what you talking about we will take care of the buffing and the sticker is 50k
Rapidwind > you robbing us at that price
Raigir > but the buffing takes time and time is money!
Raigir > and 200 jumps!
Rapidwind > my shuttle has close to 1000 jumps and it only a week old
Rapidwind > this ship has history
Rapidwind > its a legend
Raigir > well your a traveling ship sales man, what ya gonna expect?
Rapidwind > something a little higher then 26k
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > tell you what ill be breaking even but i like you
Rapidwind > 30k
Raigir > how about 29k and I'll throw in the stale and putrid milk and cookies left for santa from last christmas?
Rapidwind > done
Raigir > good working with you good sir
Rapidwind > and you
* Raigir undocks and listens as the ship sputters and poots out.....then comes to a dead stop
Raigir > damn......
Turetz > ooh looks like someone got concorded in belt 1
Sadist > well, I'll be damned
Turetz > They're not there for donuts LOL
Sadist > well, I'll be damned
Turetz > They're not there for donuts LOL
<XreiX> well, all that I wanted to ask is on the topic :D
<paulcdb> omg... someone actually read the topic :P
* paulcdb faints.
<paulcdb> omg... someone actually read the topic :P
* paulcdb faints.
Derth Ramir > nice
Derth Ramir > do you really need 8 more people to kill my caracal navy issue?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im sorry can you count sir?
Ashihei > dunno where you are getting your intel, but its wacked
Onyxalia La'fiette > i think he may be drinking a bit much to see THAT many doubles
Derth Ramir > do you really need 8 more people to kill my caracal navy issue?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im sorry can you count sir?
Ashihei > dunno where you are getting your intel, but its wacked
Onyxalia La'fiette > i think he may be drinking a bit much to see THAT many doubles
Kentril Ul-Diomed > i feel like i'm in a atron and keep overshooting the can with mwd unable to loot the quality of this chat
ToG > HAHAHA
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
dorn amangs > had to kill so many noobs to day
yonpytr > someday they will learn :)
dorn amangs > meh maby iv goten what was it .... 6 kills and there pods
dorn amangs > today
yonpytr > good, as long as i'm not one of them :P
dorn amangs > hehe well what are you flying
yonpytr > a shuttle
dorn amangs > rofl
dorn amangs > go get in your bestoer and we will have a hualer fight
yonpytr > someday they will learn :)
dorn amangs > meh maby iv goten what was it .... 6 kills and there pods
dorn amangs > today
yonpytr > good, as long as i'm not one of them :P
dorn amangs > hehe well what are you flying
yonpytr > a shuttle
dorn amangs > rofl
dorn amangs > go get in your bestoer and we will have a hualer fight
Tim Brewer > 1-800-DER-DERKA........hello id like to order 1 suicide bomber please