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Rutilus > boy, i sure wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca.
Rutilus > boy, i wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca. again.
Rutilus > my orca has the "look like a mega" mod installed, and my skill is at V.
Onyxalia La'fiette > with bonuses to extra carebear appeal
Rutilus > yes, this.
Rutilus > i'm going to go mine some ... stuff.
Rutilus > whatever stuff it is that you mine.
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah we need moar crack
Rutilus > turn big rocks into smaller rocks, off i go.
Rutilus > keep dinner warm for me!
Rutilus > going to the moon, brb.
Onyxalia La'fiette > you got it!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill cover you in my machariel cleverly disguised as a titan
Rutilus > nice!
Rutilus > THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT HAW HAW HAW
Onyxalia La'fiette > nobody will ever know the difference
Rutilus > i mean
Rutilus > hi ho hi ho
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait....we need a kraken
Rutilus > summon it.
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone invent one!!
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait i got it, lets take a brutix and attach a lotta minmatar parts to it
Onyxalia La'fiette > like arms n crap
Rutilus > YES
Rutilus > rakes and duct tape!
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah lets totally do that
Onyxalia La'fiette > WOOT
Rutilus > a garage sale in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats hawt
Rutilus > you're hawt.
Rutilus > oh noes, lesbo action in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > newest minni-gallente faction ship.....the kraken
Rutilus > nerds everywhere just came.
Onyxalia La'fiette > gives bonuses to titans
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh babbeh

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Cristobalus DeMora > so what do the forums say?
Jaleean Atheria > smack smack smack flame smack flame smack smack flame alt post flame flame flame smack flame *click*

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[FLNC]Nooey: dude, i could hear warp noises walking down the street and think nothing of it
FLNC-Shar: true man
[JERIC] Knuck: heh
FLNC-Shar: I hear them when I am not playing the game
[JERIC] Knuck: lol heading into downtown thinking 'fuck I hope the gate's not camped'
FLNC-Shar: soon as my comp and stuff is moved i'll have it on a seperate system
[FLNC]Nooey: ROFL knuck
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[FLNC]Nooey: omfg, what is the sec status here?
[JERIC] Knuck: 'uh sorry I couldn't come into work today but EC was a bitch'
FLNC-Shar: man I'm riding on the m-way and some one cuts me up and i just wanna pwn his ass
FLNC-Shar: lmao
FLNC-Shar: i gotta try that
FLNC-Shar: sorry i'm stuck in a pod in ec and can't get out of the gate
[JERIC] Knuck: see you have experience, you could deal with the fallout
FLNC-Shar: true man
[JERIC] Knuck: work > wtf you > STFU
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[JERIC] Knuck: eve translates well into RL

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* Icarus clones himself. Clone kills Icarus. Clone is now known as Icarus
<+sica> :<
<+CiFera> Technicly Icarus just masturbated.

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Serafina Epinephrine > rofl... nearly broke the last npc's tank, then ran out of missiles and my crystals are broke
BeAHotDogNow > ...wait..
BeAHotDogNow > missiles....crystals....
BeAHotDogNow > what kind of hellish contraption are you flying? is it minmatar?

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<whopper> ofc, usually i pay alot of money for getting liked

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<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
*** Mode change "-v chig" for channel #eve-chaos by Wrangler

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<RangerXT> where do people find @#$@$# 30, 90, or 1 year time codes?
<Daakkon> in my pants
<volume> in Daakkons pants
<RangerXT> well, I guess theres alot of room in there

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Xcessum > hello neighbours!
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out

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<Adam-C> bless you norton: Backdoor.DSNX is a Backdoor Trojan Horse that can give its creator access to your computer. Like many other Backdoor Trojans, Backdoor.DSNX is controlled by its creator using IRC channels.
* Adam-C was kicked by HellGremlin (Adam-C - DO NOT MENTION THE FORBIDDEN ANIMAL (AUTO-KICK))
* Adam-C (adc2000974@coldfront-4F0CEE7E.colc.cable.ntl.com) has joined #eve-online
<Adam-C> wtf?
<DigitalCommunist> Hahahahahahaahahahaha

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