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Keiko Tahari > i never saw a mentaly sane pirate flying a brutix
Shikaku > that can be explained by pirates rarely are mentally sane
* Sandeep is taking continuous AOE damage
Par'Gellen > well stop that
Par'Gellen > you'll go blind
evantheterrible > lol
evantheterrible > thats not true
Par'Gellen > i'm over here evan
* Urban_Mongral invents an "advanced Stavos simulator" which constanly prints one totally random word per line into IRC
Devilish Ledoux > I'm saving up all of my bodily wastes in a parallel dimension until one glorious day
Blue Puppet > wow this system is peacefull
Sharker2k3 > We just kicked the pedophiles out and set up a neighborhood watch.
Sharker2k3 > Now we can sip lemonade on our porch.
Blue Puppet > lol
Oh GodNo > /emote sips
Snack Rabbit > space lemonade
Snack Rabbit > its like regular lemonade, but blue
Snack Rabbit > and doesnt contain any lemons
Blue Puppet > nice i love Blue
Blue Puppet > ^.^
Oh GodNo > * may contain artificial colors and flavors
Snack Rabbit > its amost entirely space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > mmm space corn
Snack Rabbit > but man does it calm the shakes
Oh GodNo > HIGH FRUCTOSE space corn syrup
Snack Rabbit > high space fructose space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > It's just what the capsuleer needs after a long day of being couped up in a pod.
Snack Rabbit > my pods fluid is 92% scotch
Sharker2k3 > What proof?
Blue Puppet > 8% piss?
Snack Rabbit > space scotch sorry
Sharker2k3 > There's a fine distinction.
Snack Rabbit > naww i got a tube for that
Oh GodNo > single malt pod scotch
Sharker2k3 > Oh the space catheters
Sharker2k3 > Oh my horrible spelling
Snack Rabbit > yup
Wolfman anyone know how to get nuets off overview now?
Star Voyager shoot them all?
Admiral Goberius > I just wanna dock to get my implants :°(
Tamora > over my frozen corpse
Admiral Goberius > nono, the implants are in the station
Natas Liah > marc you're noir what else can i say
Natas Liah > you scare the living crap out of ppl
Marc Isabel > I live the noir. spirit dude. Only drink black coffee. Only try to joke in a dark manner.
Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
LaVista Vista > People are always inside me
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