TehONe > anyone want to mine with me?
Xrak > Erm
Xrak > RKK is that way --->
Xrak > Erm
Xrak > RKK is that way --->
Cpt Constantinus > would be cool if sov3 would allow us to rename a system
Cpt Constantinus > or at least sov4
Esilda Arriate > I don't think there are enough synonyms for "penis" to cover all of Goonswarm's systems
Cpt Constantinus > or at least sov4
Esilda Arriate > I don't think there are enough synonyms for "penis" to cover all of Goonswarm's systems
Par'Gellen > "Notify: You have successfully updated your EVE client to Disaster 1.1"
Aileen Kismet > The only time I get lag like that is when I accidentally run into something 20 times bigger than myself.
Aileen Kismet > Like a carrier...or 12 battleships.
Aileen Kismet > ...Or Jita.
Aileen Kismet > Like a carrier...or 12 battleships.
Aileen Kismet > ...Or Jita.
Theo Samaritan > thinking about it i think i could probably pop a BC in one
Theo Samaritan > my SB of choice has EM bonus, which means insta-rape shield
Theo Samaritan > i fly the amarran one, its EM or bust
Epsilon Build > Insta rape... youll need to explane how you can instantaniously rape someone.... i could use that skill
Epsilon Build > normal rape takes too long
Theo Samaritan > dont fap for eight years
Theo Samaritan > my SB of choice has EM bonus, which means insta-rape shield
Theo Samaritan > i fly the amarran one, its EM or bust
Epsilon Build > Insta rape... youll need to explane how you can instantaniously rape someone.... i could use that skill
Epsilon Build > normal rape takes too long
Theo Samaritan > dont fap for eight years
Mighty Dread > EVE is Hell. Your goal is to find which room has the best air conditioning
<wizzard66> okay im dead
<Gregatar> you died?
<wizzard66> i wah sufing hotnunsthatwettheirpussywithgoldcrosses
<wizzard66> and my wife walked in
<wizzard66> i tried to convince her that sxuhal excesses are normal in roman catholic behaviour
<wizzard66> but she shook her head
<wizzard66> and mumbled pervert
<Gregatar> you died?
<wizzard66> i wah sufing hotnunsthatwettheirpussywithgoldcrosses
<wizzard66> and my wife walked in
<wizzard66> i tried to convince her that sxuhal excesses are normal in roman catholic behaviour
<wizzard66> but she shook her head
<wizzard66> and mumbled pervert
<Viceroy> i think its a bit early to proclaim it the trial of the century though
<Viceroy> next we'll have people raping children to gain the title
* SuperMarine thinks Viceroy is going to the trial
<SuperMarine> were you abused as a child :'(?
<Viceroy> no?
<SuperMarine> dont worry
<SuperMarine> you dont ahve to lie here
<SuperMarine> ;)
<SuperMarine> jesus
<SuperMarine> house just moved :o
<Rhaegar> earthquake?
<SuperMarine> storm is owning me right now
<Rhaegar> or god saying "drop it, noob" ?
<Viceroy> next we'll have people raping children to gain the title
* SuperMarine thinks Viceroy is going to the trial
<SuperMarine> were you abused as a child :'(?
<Viceroy> no?
<SuperMarine> dont worry
<SuperMarine> you dont ahve to lie here
<SuperMarine> ;)
<SuperMarine> jesus
<SuperMarine> house just moved :o
<Rhaegar> earthquake?
<SuperMarine> storm is owning me right now
<Rhaegar> or god saying "drop it, noob" ?
<HellGremlin> With the amount of sexual pleasure I derive from hurting the weak, in ten years I won't be able to reach climax unless I'm also stomping on a basket of newborns.
Sitara Roshan > i blame rebecca - today at work she was reading a referral with someone with what she called a vaginal stimulator - it really said vagus nerve stimulator, we were in tears