Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Edgard Clochard > Seems like it's not possible to find sweat pants / thermal underwear with attatched socks.
Seth Allasatre > dude. no man should wear something with built in footies.
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > If you were me, you would.
Seth Allasatre > we're revoking your man card.
Edgard Clochard > Half the time when I wake up in the morning my socks are gone and my pants are halfway up to my knees.
Seth Allasatre > I sleep naked.
Seth Allasatre > :D
syphurous > /emote blocks channel
Seth Allasatre > lol
syphurous > OMGRAWR ?
syphurous > /emote opens browser
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > Please don't omgrawr this.
Edgard Clochard > It's not worthy.
Seth Allasatre > dude. no man should wear something with built in footies.
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > If you were me, you would.
Seth Allasatre > we're revoking your man card.
Edgard Clochard > Half the time when I wake up in the morning my socks are gone and my pants are halfway up to my knees.
Seth Allasatre > I sleep naked.
Seth Allasatre > :D
syphurous > /emote blocks channel
Seth Allasatre > lol
syphurous > OMGRAWR ?
syphurous > /emote opens browser
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > Please don't omgrawr this.
Edgard Clochard > It's not worthy.
* 5layer looks at oscar
* 5layer looks at marillian
* Oscar Hotel88 oscar looks at slayer
5layer > it wasn't me officers, i was just holding it for a friend, honest!
* Oscar Hotel88 fits up slayer
* 5layer goes down
5layer > (hahahahahaha....)
Oscar Hotel88 > pass the soap superstar
* 5layer picks the convo up out of the gutter and throws it in the bin where it belongs
* 5layer looks at marillian
* Oscar Hotel88 oscar looks at slayer
5layer > it wasn't me officers, i was just holding it for a friend, honest!
* Oscar Hotel88 fits up slayer
* 5layer goes down
5layer > (hahahahahaha....)
Oscar Hotel88 > pass the soap superstar
* 5layer picks the convo up out of the gutter and throws it in the bin where it belongs
Babelle > is it just me that gets annoyed ?.. or do people who replace a fullstop/period at the end of every singl sentence with 'lol', wind other peeps up too ?
Kyoko Sakoda > that annoys me too lol
Kyoko Sakoda > that annoys me too lol
Kilostream > I have support
Kilostream > but my girlfriend wants her bra back soon :(
Kilostream > but my girlfriend wants her bra back soon :(
Saravos > I don't need a life I have a pith B shield booster
Asoka Remko > armageddon is such an inconvenience .....
Azia Burgi > certainly puts your day out
Asoka Remko > Well it does make me a tad peeved.
Azia Burgi > your trying to get to work and there's these 4 weirdo's on horses holding up the traffic
Stormi Weather > rofl
Azia Burgi > leaving war, famine, pestilence and death in their wake, the buggers
LyteWing > Greetings everyone.
Stormi Weather > Thats apocalypse not armageddon ;)
Asoka Remko > My understanding is that the policeman get quite narly if you take that issue up with them
Stormi Weather > The police? Should be worrying about the health inspectors :/
Azia Burgi > certainly puts your day out
Asoka Remko > Well it does make me a tad peeved.
Azia Burgi > your trying to get to work and there's these 4 weirdo's on horses holding up the traffic
Stormi Weather > rofl
Azia Burgi > leaving war, famine, pestilence and death in their wake, the buggers
LyteWing > Greetings everyone.
Stormi Weather > Thats apocalypse not armageddon ;)
Asoka Remko > My understanding is that the policeman get quite narly if you take that issue up with them
Stormi Weather > The police? Should be worrying about the health inspectors :/
Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
Selim > Well, Oica, I have expended all my diplomatic powers, and I am unable to find a solution to your dilemma. You'll be recieving a diplomatic package by air in about 23 hours. Good day.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Gongface > Good lord it's like a horn is going off in my ear every 5 seconds.
CCP Lemur >THIS IS GOD: I made CCP implement an option to disable these sounds. You can find that option in your HUD settings.
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
CCP Lemur >THIS IS GOD: I made CCP implement an option to disable these sounds. You can find that option in your HUD settings.
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.