Gen Maximus > when i was in afghanistan the kids were everywhere. always askig nfor shit.
Gen Maximus > so some of the lads gave em satchels of sugar.
Gen Maximus > they loved it
Gen Maximus > then.. we ran out.. so one of my boys gave a kid a satchel of salt.
Gen Maximus > kid threw it into his mouth and nearly spewed
Gen Maximus > comedy gold i tell you.
MrTiddles > ROFL
MrTiddles > sooo mean
hippychick > oh taht is wo wrong
Gen Maximus > not as wrong as teachin thme ot speak english
MrTiddles > lol
MrTiddles > 'bet that was a good time
Gen Maximus > we had em saying ( toms.. a bloke in my section ) " uncle tomsy touched me "
hippychick > lol the wrods in there arsenal xxx rateed
Gen Maximus > so some of the lads gave em satchels of sugar.
Gen Maximus > they loved it
Gen Maximus > then.. we ran out.. so one of my boys gave a kid a satchel of salt.
Gen Maximus > kid threw it into his mouth and nearly spewed
Gen Maximus > comedy gold i tell you.
MrTiddles > ROFL
MrTiddles > sooo mean
hippychick > oh taht is wo wrong
Gen Maximus > not as wrong as teachin thme ot speak english
MrTiddles > lol
MrTiddles > 'bet that was a good time
Gen Maximus > we had em saying ( toms.. a bloke in my section ) " uncle tomsy touched me "
hippychick > lol the wrods in there arsenal xxx rateed
FIRST GENERAL > well, I'm in an apoc, in a pos, and cannot jump into a shuttle :P
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
dibblebill > I remember this time we convinced one of our director's kids on vent (he went afk) that we were behind his computer
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
Reachok > get a hauler, fill low slots with hardeners and reps, mids with cap rechargers and a webber scrambler and sensor booster. get bombers in position, then fly the hauler to the gate on autopilot, add taranis and stir
H Zub > You put your balls in the low slots not WCS.
Jorias Kant > I never read any of the backstory. I just said "OMG SPACESHIPS" and started playing.
Meatshovel > teach me pvp
Meatshovel > :)
Meatshovel > i want to be able to cloak and jam
Judas II > are you referring to the Falcon?
Meatshovel > whats a falcon
Judas II > it cloaks and jams
Meatshovel > :)
Meatshovel > i want to be able to cloak and jam
Judas II > are you referring to the Falcon?
Meatshovel > whats a falcon
Judas II > it cloaks and jams
Great Artista > Hound would have more speed, explo damage, but it can carry only 4 bombs instead of the 5 the purifier carries
Great Artista > Shame I can't fit 4 bomb launchers. It would be completely balanced too. :(
Demetri Slavic > lmao
Great Artista > Imagine, 2 guys in stealth bombers can push 18k alpha. Both carry probes, both can cloak. Would be a nice tag team for WH's.
LeToniarge > Imagine ccp, swinging mightily at that with their tremendous nerf bat of justice
Great Artista > indeed, thus I must hurry with these evil plans.
LeToniarge > dastardly plans, you might say
Great Artista > Quite, quite.
Great Artista > Shame I can't fit 4 bomb launchers. It would be completely balanced too. :(
Demetri Slavic > lmao
Great Artista > Imagine, 2 guys in stealth bombers can push 18k alpha. Both carry probes, both can cloak. Would be a nice tag team for WH's.
LeToniarge > Imagine ccp, swinging mightily at that with their tremendous nerf bat of justice
Great Artista > indeed, thus I must hurry with these evil plans.
LeToniarge > dastardly plans, you might say
Great Artista > Quite, quite.
Dust Angel > cant escrow illegal things
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
Donna Darko > This is not a pirate smack channel!
RUNYOUFOOLS > lol dd
RUNYOUFOOLS > you cad!
Donna Darko > what si a cad/
Donna Darko > wow, my fingers are drunk
RUNYOUFOOLS > lol dd
RUNYOUFOOLS > you cad!
Donna Darko > what si a cad/
Donna Darko > wow, my fingers are drunk