<Deathwing> ive killed so many roids over the last like 3 weeks im gonna be put on trial for roidocide or something ;(
<Deathwing> im like the fucking preperation-h of eve atm ffs ;(
<Deathwing> im like the fucking preperation-h of eve atm ffs ;(
Arvald > OOOOOOOOOOOO
Arvald > im a lumberjack and im ok
Arvald > i sleep all night and i work all day
Arvald > who the fuck am a kidding, i drink all night and molest slaver hounds all day
Arvald > im a lumberjack and im ok
Arvald > i sleep all night and i work all day
Arvald > who the fuck am a kidding, i drink all night and molest slaver hounds all day
Vortex Freeman > anyone got a instacock in 0-0?
Vortex Freeman > *instadock
Xianthar > instacock huh?
Yeggstry > /emote whips it out for Vortex
Yeggstry > hope you like it big :D
Xianthar > instacock? is that like.....premature ejactulation :P
Vortex Freeman > I've got my own ty, no need to get jumpy about it
culdor > Vortex, where ya need em?
Vortex Freeman > need what?
culdor > instacocks
Vortex Freeman > hehe keep it in your pants mate
Vortex Freeman > *instadock
Xianthar > instacock huh?
Yeggstry > /emote whips it out for Vortex
Yeggstry > hope you like it big :D
Xianthar > instacock? is that like.....premature ejactulation :P
Vortex Freeman > I've got my own ty, no need to get jumpy about it
culdor > Vortex, where ya need em?
Vortex Freeman > need what?
culdor > instacocks
Vortex Freeman > hehe keep it in your pants mate
Verone > 52/m/alcatraz, i weigh 400lbs and have a penitentiary issue shirt on with gravy and soy sauce on the front... wat u got on?
sebiestormal > we need to take miners out and show them how too shoot
Sarmaul > or take the miners out and teach the fleet to shoot :)
HuDDy > lol
sebiestormal > lol
Sarmaul > or take the miners out and teach the fleet to shoot :)
HuDDy > lol
sebiestormal > lol
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Feiko > o/ -v- alt!
Dyden Nemor > me?
Feiko > feel free to come to e02
Feiko > taxi service is ready
Feiko > will bring you home in a second
Dyden Nemor > me?
Feiko > feel free to come to e02
Feiko > taxi service is ready
Feiko > will bring you home in a second
Urgomar > is there a gang in tama ?
XflightX > sort of
Urgomar > x tama if theres a gang
XflightX > we don't know who boss is
XflightX > sort of
Urgomar > x tama if theres a gang
XflightX > we don't know who boss is
MrShooter > I'm currently in an Osprey with the WORST SETUP EVER™ (C)
MrShooter > I gave a veteran a screenshot of the setup
Geirkztilb > capacitor fluxs in all the lows?
MrShooter > He ran off to a corner of the room and started sobbing and rocking back and forth
MrShooter > I'll post it now :D
Geirkztilb > i look forward to it
MrShooter > http:// img161.imageshack.us/img161/6137/thehorrormz4.jpg
MrShooter > I was going to put a micro smartbomb in place of the rocket launcher but I didn't want anyone to commit suicide when they looked at it
Geirkztilb > im sterile now, thanks alot asshole
MrShooter > hold on, I'm going to post this in corp chat
MrShooter > ...
MrShooter > holy shit, I didn't know it was possible to have a mob of angry people with flaming pitchforks rampage through the station
Geirkztilb > it is now
MrShooter > I gave a veteran a screenshot of the setup
Geirkztilb > capacitor fluxs in all the lows?
MrShooter > He ran off to a corner of the room and started sobbing and rocking back and forth
MrShooter > I'll post it now :D
Geirkztilb > i look forward to it
MrShooter > http:// img161.imageshack.us/img161/6137/thehorrormz4.jpg
MrShooter > I was going to put a micro smartbomb in place of the rocket launcher but I didn't want anyone to commit suicide when they looked at it
Geirkztilb > im sterile now, thanks alot asshole
MrShooter > hold on, I'm going to post this in corp chat
MrShooter > ...
MrShooter > holy shit, I didn't know it was possible to have a mob of angry people with flaming pitchforks rampage through the station
Geirkztilb > it is now
dibblebill > What kind of fuel does a Widow use?
Derena Del'thul > Gallente Corpse extract.
Derena Del'thul > Gallente Corpse extract.