Ghost Hunter > WTF newegg
Ghost Hunter > I got an offer from them "UNLOCK <b>TRUE POWER!</b>"
Stitcher > oh man. is that like some sansha penis spam?
Nikilaiki Ruutarhara > Master Sansha wants you to buy Newegg.
Ghost Hunter > no, core i7 offer
Stitcher > "<b>UNLOCK TRUE POWER: </b>INCREASE YOUR MANHOOD BY <i><b>FIVE INCHES</b></i><b> </b>WITH SANSHA'S NATION PENILE IMPLANTS!"
Stitcher > "OR GET THE UPGRADED VERSION, WITH EXTRA SPIKES!"
Ghost Hunter > I got an offer from them "UNLOCK <b>TRUE POWER!</b>"
Stitcher > oh man. is that like some sansha penis spam?
Nikilaiki Ruutarhara > Master Sansha wants you to buy Newegg.
Ghost Hunter > no, core i7 offer
Stitcher > "<b>UNLOCK TRUE POWER: </b>INCREASE YOUR MANHOOD BY <i><b>FIVE INCHES</b></i><b> </b>WITH SANSHA'S NATION PENILE IMPLANTS!"
Stitcher > "OR GET THE UPGRADED VERSION, WITH EXTRA SPIKES!"
tomw > if they scan this fleet they will be like WTF
tomw > 9 bs, 2 bc, command ship and a covetor?
tomw > battle covetor ftw o/
Diergot > yarrr!! I'll handle any asteroids that jump us!
tomw > ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US
tomw > AND WE DONT HAVE A HAULER
tomw > 9 bs, 2 bc, command ship and a covetor?
tomw > battle covetor ftw o/
Diergot > yarrr!! I'll handle any asteroids that jump us!
tomw > ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US
tomw > AND WE DONT HAVE A HAULER
rubberducky > golem has a tp bonus
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
Omber Zombie > i found out the other day that one of my bar wenches has access to pharmacy grade coke to use on her mice experiments
Ayamia > oh god
Omber Zombie > i considered making myself a tail and drawing whiskers on my face
Ayamia > oh god
Omber Zombie > i considered making myself a tail and drawing whiskers on my face
Minuteman > The cyclops looks so sexy, I want to skullfuck it in its one good eye.
Packtu'sa > I need someone to translate British into American here
Tobin Shalim > you mean translate English into English?
Packtu'sa > More or less
Tobin Shalim > you mean translate English into English?
Packtu'sa > More or less
Pax Sex > im a loser baby why dont you kill me
Kalvunia IV > effort
Kalvunia IV > effort
Elhina Novae > the patches screeeewed me over
Elhina Novae > ok the new shield hardener graphics are kinda fail
Elhina Novae > looka like someone smeered my cnr in with tons of lube
Elhina Novae > ok the new shield hardener graphics are kinda fail
Elhina Novae > looka like someone smeered my cnr in with tons of lube
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So the other day a baby boy was born. The sad thing was he had no eyelids.
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
Rooker > i am the devil
Rooker > I now have 666mil isk !!!!!!!
Rooker > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack West > well my cormorant has a top speed of
Jack West > 1337ms
Jack West > so i win ;)
Rooker > I now have 666mil isk !!!!!!!
Rooker > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack West > well my cormorant has a top speed of
Jack West > 1337ms
Jack West > so i win ;)