Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Aden Salvia > we need some help blowing cans
Aduna > yea, Aden just doesn't have any oral skills whatsoever
Aden Salvia > eh?
Aden Salvia > OH MAN
Aden Salvia > i set myself up for that one
Aduna > yes, yes you did
Aduna > yea, Aden just doesn't have any oral skills whatsoever
Aden Salvia > eh?
Aden Salvia > OH MAN
Aden Salvia > i set myself up for that one
Aduna > yes, yes you did
<[SSC]Ronyo> last night I was stupid
<|AFDT|mim> :'(
<[SSC]Ronyo> and flew right into the large smartbomb trap that I HAD HAD OUR GUYS SET UP
<[SSC]Ronyo> podded by [Xan]Zenst and [SSC]RisenStar
<|AFDT|mim> :'(
<[SSC]Ronyo> and flew right into the large smartbomb trap that I HAD HAD OUR GUYS SET UP
<[SSC]Ronyo> podded by [Xan]Zenst and [SSC]RisenStar
Nalyae > hey guys, what's the EVE plug-in?
Obsidian Hawk > its a special attachment that goes into your usb port. To help the women of EvE really experience the game.
Steph Wing > Oh dear...
Zomiaen > I've seen those before... Quite Amusing
Steph Wing > Particularly for the women, I would imagine
Nalyae > so where do i get it now? >.>
Steph Wing > Have we piqued your...interest?
Nalyae > yup
Nalyae > :34
Nalyae > ...:3
Steph Wing > XFD
Nalyae > BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Nalyae > >:3
Steph Wing > LMAO
Zomiaen > pfft you
Zomiaen > the real pros can play eve onehanded...
Obsidian Hawk > its a special attachment that goes into your usb port. To help the women of EvE really experience the game.
Steph Wing > Oh dear...
Zomiaen > I've seen those before... Quite Amusing
Steph Wing > Particularly for the women, I would imagine
Nalyae > so where do i get it now? >.>
Steph Wing > Have we piqued your...interest?
Nalyae > yup
Nalyae > :34
Nalyae > ...:3
Steph Wing > XFD
Nalyae > BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Nalyae > >:3
Steph Wing > LMAO
Zomiaen > pfft you
Zomiaen > the real pros can play eve onehanded...
Body Count > Hmm, outbreak in hed-gp. i guess now is not the time to move my alt with hauler full of loot. :(
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
Tim Brewer > 1-800-DER-DERKA........hello id like to order 1 suicide bomber please
cuncannon > what i want krulls dna 4
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
Minime > wewt i'm at work right now sipping on some coffe
Minime > *starts shaking* shit i forgot coffee get me too hyper
Minime > great now i'm unproductive AND hyper
Minime > this is not gonna end well
Minime > *starts shaking* shit i forgot coffee get me too hyper
Minime > great now i'm unproductive AND hyper
Minime > this is not gonna end well
<Jimmy> Just told my dad he should know what IRC is because "It's old like you are!"
Stanley Fischer > "On February 24th, I showered for the last time, said goodbye to my family, and purchased a paid Eve account"
Buncho Coconuts > Stanley Fischer your soul like all of ours is now in a jar in a basement at CCP HQ somewhere
Buncho Coconuts > Stanley Fischer your soul like all of ours is now in a jar in a basement at CCP HQ somewhere