jid1 > well yo' moma is so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in air.
Darko1107 > right
Waxau > well....ure mamas soo fat, she uses tractors as rollerskates
Captain Dresden > yo mamas so fat she ate all of BoB
Zachariou > well yo' mama is so fat she can't get through the eve gates.
Waxau > whoa
Waxau > now that hurt
Darko1107 > right
Waxau > well....ure mamas soo fat, she uses tractors as rollerskates
Captain Dresden > yo mamas so fat she ate all of BoB
Zachariou > well yo' mama is so fat she can't get through the eve gates.
Waxau > whoa
Waxau > now that hurt
Amantus > fuck
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Crystal Style > i've made the wife mad since op started
FalconX Blast > how'd you do that?
Crystal Style > i logged on
Crystal Style > doesnt take much m8
FalconX Blast > how'd you do that?
Crystal Style > i logged on
Crystal Style > doesnt take much m8
Theo Samaritan > Anyone need any help?
Zehtouneh en Tilavine > I need help... are you a therapist?
Theo Samaritan > Communist, sorry.
Zehtouneh en Tilavine > I need help... are you a therapist?
Theo Samaritan > Communist, sorry.
Nieve Dellamorte > WTB: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > WTS: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Nieve Dellamorte > Starbucks: escrow plz
Law Zix > WTK > Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > omg ew ew ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > i looked her up
Starbucks Partner > WTS: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Nieve Dellamorte > Starbucks: escrow plz
Law Zix > WTK > Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > omg ew ew ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > i looked her up
Camoss > Man I am just pleasing everyone today
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, i can nos her infinite
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Wild Rho > dammit, bloody indy in 0.0 and here I am with no bloody guns
Wild Rho > somone gimme a stick
j0sephine > try the verbal threats ;)
Wild Rho > yeah, maybe make him cry
Wild Rho > does "lol" mean "I surrender?"
j0sephine > unless he's rolling on the floor in stitches and unable to do anything, doubt it o~o
Wild Rho > pants
Wild Rho > somone gimme a stick
j0sephine > try the verbal threats ;)
Wild Rho > yeah, maybe make him cry
Wild Rho > does "lol" mean "I surrender?"
j0sephine > unless he's rolling on the floor in stitches and unable to do anything, doubt it o~o
Wild Rho > pants
Talaria > I heard ISD build the left side of Caldari ships and the GMs build the right.
Yishumitsu > /emote farts
Krychton > me smells combat op
Jacob Etienne > no, thats yish's fart
Krychton > me smells combat op
Jacob Etienne > no, thats yish's fart