Guillitene Fall > woo hoo swallowed by an apoc lol
Twilight Moon > Kinky
Twilight Moon > You love it.
Twilight Moon > Kinky
Twilight Moon > You love it.
Borric CoDion > /emote facepalms cause he has been a slack ass lazy prick and STILL hasnt downloaded TS3
jih chop > you know in the old days nurses were frequently nuns
jih chop > and when hospital patients - the permanent ones like quadraplegics would get erections the solution of the nuns was the smack it with a spoon
jih chop > Mr BC gets TS
jih chop > or Mr BC gets the spoon
jih chop > your choice
Borric CoDion > oh oh the spoon,...gimmi the spoon...
Borric CoDion > ive been a very bad boy :-)
jih chop > you know in the old days nurses were frequently nuns
jih chop > and when hospital patients - the permanent ones like quadraplegics would get erections the solution of the nuns was the smack it with a spoon
jih chop > Mr BC gets TS
jih chop > or Mr BC gets the spoon
jih chop > your choice
Borric CoDion > oh oh the spoon,...gimmi the spoon...
Borric CoDion > ive been a very bad boy :-)
Rhen Ayase > there are no russians, you just have to stop believing in them and they go away
Rhen Ayase > its like with ghosts and religion
Rhen Ayase > its like with ghosts and religion
WongKar Wei > Half of the Gallente ships are shaped like biological elements. The Iteron is a giant penis with a gas mask. The thorax is a circumcised penis. The Brutix is snot congealed.
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
Chiaco Bloodtear : I carry a backpack around with boxes of wine in it
Chiaco Bloodtear : And little feeder tubes
Chiaco Bloodtear : In time I hope to upgrade to a freman stillsuit
Chiaco Bloodtear : And little feeder tubes
Chiaco Bloodtear : In time I hope to upgrade to a freman stillsuit
Lili Osiris > well i was in Piekura with a mate and he stole some cargo that i killed and i jokinly* shot one charge at him and the ENTIRE concorded fleet turned up and atomised me including my pod
Azia Burgi > unlikely
Alura Eidolon > were you actually in a gang with him?
Lili Osiris > yeah
Lili Osiris > we could gang warp around
Azia Burgi > lili concord never kill pods
Alura Eidolon > weird, my corp does it all the time
Lili Osiris > well my mate might have then....but i died
* Azia Burgi calms down
Lili Osiris > hmm better ask him.............one sec im goin to see if my mate killed my pod......id be rather annoyed if he did
Alura Eidolon > none of the NPC characters in the game pod kill
Azia Burgi > check your killmail
Lili Osiris > he did!!!!! im goin to kill im!!!
Lili Osiris > he shot me and ran the b****
Alura Eidolon > lol
Azia Burgi > unlikely
Alura Eidolon > were you actually in a gang with him?
Lili Osiris > yeah
Lili Osiris > we could gang warp around
Azia Burgi > lili concord never kill pods
Alura Eidolon > weird, my corp does it all the time
Lili Osiris > well my mate might have then....but i died
* Azia Burgi calms down
Lili Osiris > hmm better ask him.............one sec im goin to see if my mate killed my pod......id be rather annoyed if he did
Alura Eidolon > none of the NPC characters in the game pod kill
Azia Burgi > check your killmail
Lili Osiris > he did!!!!! im goin to kill im!!!
Lili Osiris > he shot me and ran the b****
Alura Eidolon > lol
Trelayne > i am back in empire will get hold of u some point tomorrow to sort hte dread i guess
Baron Tswulf > The incredible sulk is at it again!
Terminus Shade > the incredible sulk!
Terminus Shade > fucking brilliant
Terminus Shade > why did i never think o fthat
Baron Tswulf > The incredible sulk is at it again!
Terminus Shade > the incredible sulk!
Terminus Shade > fucking brilliant
Terminus Shade > why did i never think o fthat
Sam Cross > GIVING AWAY 7.25 BILLION ISK. 3x your ISK BACK. ALL ISK SENT WILL BE RETURNED TRIPLED. Been a great run. GL and HF EVE players. 4 BILLION isk given out so far.
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON I CHOOSE YOU
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON used ASSKICK
Theo Samaritan > It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Theo Samaritan > /emote punts Sam into the pit.
Theo Samaritan > Swarta, bitch.
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON I CHOOSE YOU
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON used ASSKICK
Theo Samaritan > It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Theo Samaritan > /emote punts Sam into the pit.
Theo Samaritan > Swarta, bitch.
<+Entity> 17:16:33 Notify Autopilot warping to Cat stargate
<+Entity> meow
<+Entity> meow
Surogat > he is in npc corp:/
khazid > not forever -;)
khazid > omg cool, unicorn smiley -:D
Surogat > lol
derBERG > or the official dighead smiley
khazid > now all my words look cute and harmless you fools -:D
khazid > not forever -;)
khazid > omg cool, unicorn smiley -:D
Surogat > lol
derBERG > or the official dighead smiley
khazid > now all my words look cute and harmless you fools -:D