<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl
Druadan > I've spotted another sign I play too much EVE:
Druadan > I looked at my MSN buddy list and wondered why I'd set some of my mates to -10 standings.
Druadan > Then I realised they were Busy -_-
Druadan > I looked at my MSN buddy list and wondered why I'd set some of my mates to -10 standings.
Druadan > Then I realised they were Busy -_-
Shadow XII > ....
Shadow XII > Mining lasers on a Hurricane?
Shadow XII > Now that's embarassing.
Lerhirea > oh yeah? an whats on yours. oh wait you dont have one all u hav is ur faggoty frigate
Shadow XII > You're one to assume. Mine actually has six 720's and two heavy launchers, as well as a shield tank from hell.
Lerhirea > well ur gay
Shadow XII > Ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of intelligence.
Lizma > Hide the children!
Shadow XII > Mining lasers on a Hurricane?
Shadow XII > Now that's embarassing.
Lerhirea > oh yeah? an whats on yours. oh wait you dont have one all u hav is ur faggoty frigate
Shadow XII > You're one to assume. Mine actually has six 720's and two heavy launchers, as well as a shield tank from hell.
Lerhirea > well ur gay
Shadow XII > Ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of intelligence.
Lizma > Hide the children!
U Fester > I soooooo want to get some of those self contained hazmat suits. would probably be the best way of cleaning the sex room after midget night.
<Jaredh> Halo implants? "Hey, a halo, am I a holy man now?"
<Jaredh> Someone with halo implants should go preach to the Amarr
<LaFond> "See this Halo? I'm on the side of Angels"
<Jaredh> Someone with halo implants should go preach to the Amarr
<LaFond> "See this Halo? I'm on the side of Angels"
<Tara> 20 minutes will be almost 9 hours
<^1man_army> no
<^1man_army> 20 minutes will be 20 minutes :/
<^1man_army> no
<^1man_army> 20 minutes will be 20 minutes :/
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Malicus Morivac > wondering if its a good idea to quest in a blackbird
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
SoldierOfFortune > caffine based life forms...
Olicus > office workers?
SoldierOfFortune > rofl
SoldierOfFortune > hackers....
Olicus > 90% of america
SoldierOfFortune > no thats fat based lifeforms
Olicus > STARBUXZILLA
SoldierOfFortune > LMAO
SoldierOfFortune > omgrawrage
Olicus > STARBUXZILLA Vs SUBWAYASARUS
Olicus > office workers?
SoldierOfFortune > rofl
SoldierOfFortune > hackers....
Olicus > 90% of america
SoldierOfFortune > no thats fat based lifeforms
Olicus > STARBUXZILLA
SoldierOfFortune > LMAO
SoldierOfFortune > omgrawrage
Olicus > STARBUXZILLA Vs SUBWAYASARUS
hired goon > i hate it when you get a itch on the side of your nob
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol