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Ghost Aus > Screw t3. I'm waiting for t20. Just like t2, but it's free.
Worry > SEX: The head of your cock bounces off a prostitutes eyeball causing irritation and profanity
Dracorimus > lol
Arkanis > DOM DOM DOM DO DO DO
schantrac > worry wtf?
schantrac > where did u get that sex thing from?
Worry > from boredom....my sick imagination
Arkanis > o rly?
schantrac > 0_o
Ezekiel Krux > Thorax some horny bastard made a ship like this
Zarisri Khardula > I remember when the Thorax was the best mining ship
FlyingSpaghettiMonster > Phobos <- even worse
James Callis > you should see the mini model of it, it comes with rubber coating..
FlyingSpaghettiMonster > It's pink
FlyingSpaghettiMonster > well.. more red now
Ezekiel Krux > lol
FlyingSpaghettiMonster > But it used to be pink
Zarisri Khardula > Phobos! Greek god of terror and fear
FlyingSpaghettiMonster > Well, if your girlfriend pulled one of those
FlyingSpaghettiMonster > You'd have a moment of that
Ezekiel Krux > lol
James Callis > "Hell, I didn't know you had Gallente Cruiser 5!"
Ithildin: I had this nightmare tonight
Ithildin: I dreamt CCP had removed CONCORDOKKEN when you shot stations
Ithildin: So I was outside station shooting it with a Dominix packed with like 10 T2 drones in space and full of cool T2 Drone Control Modules noone else had
Ithildin: Only problem was, I crashed
Ithildin: And when I logged back in a completely different station I was in a Vexor!
Ithildin: And my Dominix was outside station empty, and a n00b boarded it
<@Thrak> best sex of my life, I lasted like 3 seconds
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
Trillian Leveller > Time to get the Killer Whale out I think
Irainis > ...I'm almost scared to ask...
Hulenia > lol
Trillian Leveller > The ORCA
Irainis > ah
Trillian Leveller > what did you think I meant ?
daceVII > a free willy box set?
Trillian Leveller > Dirty sods LOL
Trillian Leveller > Hhahahaha
Irainis > What can I say? Rule 34....
Irainis > Incidentally, is there ever a moment where 0,0 gates aren't totally camped by trigger happy NBSI jocks?
Trillian Leveller > yeah
Trillian Leveller > about 1 minute after the server comes up again after DT :-)
Kaos Major > Gunny has PhDs, FMDs, SMDs but he still can't fit a drake
Amiwata > I'll lend my services as a PVP trainer for a hooker and a kilo of blow.
Amiwata > Specifically a redhead hooker with a firecrotch if you get my drift.
Amiwata >I likez'em spicy.
Yudraciell Zroc > my wife saw that and said i play with wackos
Amiwata > She should realise that you play with borderline mental patients if she thinks that was wacko.
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
* HellGremlin jisms in Kurenin's hair.
<Kurenin> cool
<Kurenin> you taste of raspberries
<HellGremlin> Must be leftover flavoring from last night's condom
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