Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
<@Sham> I don't notice more maturity or intelligence in EVE than in WoW or any other MMO I've tried
<@Sham> I mean fuck, just look at us
<@Sham> We keep letting Sokhar in
<@Sham> I mean fuck, just look at us
<@Sham> We keep letting Sokhar in
Almar Zamasee > you name it, it has been inside of me
Draxess > wait...
Draxess > never mind
Draxess > wait...
Draxess > never mind
<Viceroy> don't you insult my nationality
<Viceroy> or i'll invade your island
<NTRabbit> bring it on mohammed jihad
<NTRabbit> we'll pimpslap your cave dwelling spearmen all the way back across the indian ocean
<Viceroy> or i'll invade your island
<NTRabbit> bring it on mohammed jihad
<NTRabbit> we'll pimpslap your cave dwelling spearmen all the way back across the indian ocean
TomB > GIVE ME A WRECKING
Severence > SMOKE JOO
TomB > SMOKE JOO
TomB > 2004.11.13 00:04:41 combat Your POS TEST Mega Pulse Laser perfectly strikes Gallente Control Tower, wrecking for 17457.3 damage.
Severence > SMOKE JOO
TomB > SMOKE JOO
TomB > 2004.11.13 00:04:41 combat Your POS TEST Mega Pulse Laser perfectly strikes Gallente Control Tower, wrecking for 17457.3 damage.
Horin Bemerrig > tobias your a homo
Tobias Xiaosen > i thank you for that astute compliment
Tobias Xiaosen > arvald i presume?
Horin Bemerrig > no its senor buttraper
Horin Bemerrig > ofcorse its arvald you cockbite
Horin Bemerrig > now get naked
Tobias Xiaosen > i thank you for that astute compliment
Tobias Xiaosen > arvald i presume?
Horin Bemerrig > no its senor buttraper
Horin Bemerrig > ofcorse its arvald you cockbite
Horin Bemerrig > now get naked
SGT BLADE > I NEED TO SCREAAAAAM!!
Bartimeaus d'Ray > So, I need to get laid..
Vampyrus > Is there a difference?
Bartimeaus d'Ray > So, I need to get laid..
Vampyrus > Is there a difference?
<Ysabelle> [ Ysabelle ] o/ we love you Wizzy
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] lol
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] hell i even love myself
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] but not every night, my skin isn't that flexible anymore
<Deathsoul> sick ppl
<wizzard66> ysabelle ffs
<wizzard66> ITS PRIVATE!!
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] lol
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] hell i even love myself
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] but not every night, my skin isn't that flexible anymore
<Deathsoul> sick ppl
<wizzard66> ysabelle ffs
<wizzard66> ITS PRIVATE!!
Equliz3r > my internetworking instructor asked me what a PDU was and i said power diagnostic unit :(
<Sleezy|aanga> TREATMENT: - NO intercourse for the next week -Avoid heavy lifting or strenuous labor. - no Douching -do not use tampons- instead use a vaginal pad
<johnnyjohnny> ?
<Sleezy|aanga> -----> NURSE
<johnnyjohnny> what's that the treatment for?
<Wladomir_jed> bad breath
<almightybig> meeting me in person
<johnnyjohnny> ?
<Sleezy|aanga> -----> NURSE
<johnnyjohnny> what's that the treatment for?
<Wladomir_jed> bad breath
<almightybig> meeting me in person