<NTRabbit> [17:53] <Sokhar> i just finished jerkin it
<NTRabbit> [17:53] <Sokhar> so nn
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<NTRabbit> what a coincidence
<NTRabbit> don't you think
<NTRabbit> [17:53] <Sokhar> so nn
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<NTRabbit> what a coincidence
<NTRabbit> don't you think
<Viceroy> yeah but i spend most of my time with her now
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
Hayzo > I fail to see how the act of destroying an escape pod can be inherently homosexual.
<OmberZombie> it's the internet, what else is it good for other than downloading porn?
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
Ryo Jang: knock knock
Metamax Marconi: Who is there?
Ryo Jang: albie
Ryo Jang: albie darn, a funny joke!
Skirge: ...
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Metamax Marconi: Who is there?
Ryo Jang: albie
Ryo Jang: albie darn, a funny joke!
Skirge: ...
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SuperNova221 > Fucking Russians.
SuperNova221 > Why aren't they blobbing us?
Celine Lyrus > what an unsual complaint
SuperNova221 > Why aren't they blobbing us?
Celine Lyrus > what an unsual complaint
Judge Awesomepossum > spare isk?
DayoftheSword > geta job
DayoftheSword > bum
Judge Awesomepossum > :(
DayoftheSword > get off my stoop
DayoftheSword > stinkin up the place filthy minmatar
Judge Awesomepossum > racist :(
DayoftheSword > geta job
DayoftheSword > bum
Judge Awesomepossum > :(
DayoftheSword > get off my stoop
DayoftheSword > stinkin up the place filthy minmatar
Judge Awesomepossum > racist :(
Hangman> theo scooped 3 of 5 hammerhead2s rats shot 2 of them as i got there
Hangman> will put into resource in 5-1 corp hangar for han
Theo> eh?
Theo> what did i do?
Theo> did i forget my drones?
Hangman> yeah theo
Theo> well
Theo> not surprised
Theo> my wife said..."HONEY, EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR 45 MIN AND WE ARE ALONE!!!
Theo> i almost fell over getting up the steps
Theo> so whats a few drones eh?
Hangman> yep
Don_Alejando> 45min is a long time
Theo> yea but I did have to get up the steps first...
Hangman> will put into resource in 5-1 corp hangar for han
Theo> eh?
Theo> what did i do?
Theo> did i forget my drones?
Hangman> yeah theo
Theo> well
Theo> not surprised
Theo> my wife said..."HONEY, EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR 45 MIN AND WE ARE ALONE!!!
Theo> i almost fell over getting up the steps
Theo> so whats a few drones eh?
Hangman> yep
Don_Alejando> 45min is a long time
Theo> yea but I did have to get up the steps first...
Lothros Andastar > hey guys,
Lothros Andastar > theres something wrong
Lothros Andastar > theres a big yellow thing in the sky
Lothros Andastar > :( its hot and it hurts my eyes
Sandzibarr > worship it. maybe it will go away
Ethaet > kill it with fire
Lothros Andastar > theres something wrong
Lothros Andastar > theres a big yellow thing in the sky
Lothros Andastar > :( its hot and it hurts my eyes
Sandzibarr > worship it. maybe it will go away
Ethaet > kill it with fire