Jim Raynor > SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!
MaRaChi BlasT > snakes on a motherf*ckin' plane!
Jim Raynor > NO JAMES BOND, NO SNAKES IN THAT
Jim Raynor > SHREK THE THIRD? GREEN.. BUT NOT A SNAKE!
Hey You > GET THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES OFF THE MOTHERF*CKING PLANE
MaRaChi BlasT > snakes on a motherf*ckin' plane!
Jim Raynor > NO JAMES BOND, NO SNAKES IN THAT
Jim Raynor > SHREK THE THIRD? GREEN.. BUT NOT A SNAKE!
Hey You > GET THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES OFF THE MOTHERF*CKING PLANE
wizzard66 > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
Gareth Ultari > manlove, you do really shitty damage
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Kadavreski > every night b4 i go to bed i kneel down and say 'dear gank god, please, let me have a fair 1v1' and he tells me 'hahah you're asking for too much, gank someone who can't fight back'
Casiella Truza > hmm, failed app to Jerk Cartel
haav0c > wow
haav0c > i'm suprised
Casiella Truza > why?
haav0c > they have standards?
haav0c > wow
haav0c > i'm suprised
Casiella Truza > why?
haav0c > they have standards?
<Comrade> sometimes i whish i could have RL alt
<Comrade> he would earn cash
<Comrade> and i would spent it on my main
<Sathynos> you can do that irl
<Sathynos> it's called being a pimp
<Comrade> he would earn cash
<Comrade> and i would spent it on my main
<Sathynos> you can do that irl
<Sathynos> it's called being a pimp
Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Spicypixel > afternoon ladies
Xious > Spicy
Xious > I was wondering
Xious > Do you like bum bums?
Spicypixel > only a little, you?
Xious > Meh
Xious > I'm partial to a little bum bum
Spicypixel > ah right, with horseraddish?
Xious > Oh god no
Xious > I'm not a savage sir
Spicypixel > ah just me then
Xious > Apparently
Spicypixel > keep that between us though
Xious > Yeah no issues man
Xious > You know, we cool
Spicypixel > good times, wouldnt want something like that to get out
Xious > Would be a public disaster
Spicypixel > yeah maybe even a savage disaster
Conlin > fag time
Xious > Publically savage disaster
Spicypixel > oh shit, this is alliance chat
Spicypixel > :'(
Leviathan Tank > oshi
Spicypixel > guess its time to biomass
Xious > kthxbb
Xious > Spicy
Xious > I was wondering
Xious > Do you like bum bums?
Spicypixel > only a little, you?
Xious > Meh
Xious > I'm partial to a little bum bum
Spicypixel > ah right, with horseraddish?
Xious > Oh god no
Xious > I'm not a savage sir
Spicypixel > ah just me then
Xious > Apparently
Spicypixel > keep that between us though
Xious > Yeah no issues man
Xious > You know, we cool
Spicypixel > good times, wouldnt want something like that to get out
Xious > Would be a public disaster
Spicypixel > yeah maybe even a savage disaster
Conlin > fag time
Xious > Publically savage disaster
Spicypixel > oh shit, this is alliance chat
Spicypixel > :'(
Leviathan Tank > oshi
Spicypixel > guess its time to biomass
Xious > kthxbb
<@kally> i wish there were structure hardeners
Motoh > I'm headin home with 4k m3 of empty cargohold from Jita. Anyone need anything?
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.